Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed post in over a week, in which it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t disclose upfront that you almost got Rita Rusic for your Final Five, but then I came across these. Glad I’m back? Anyway, despite some debugging delays as a result of our shiny new customer service center – Seriously, complain all you want, nobody’s listening. – I’m happy to still bring your speed round of shame including two of my Crap favorites, here and here, as well as Alessandra Ambrosio absolutely pwning Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy.
Anybody else lie awake all last week wondering if there was frozen-faced sideboob not getting posted to the internet?
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The Flash-er.
Faces of the Five Dollar Foot Long
“And he shall be gay,” said the voice in the wraith’s mind.
Think different. Dress idiot.
Not a lot of people know there was an eighth dwarf called FuckedUppy
Genius.
Chainsaws are faster.
I don’t know when this sarong craze started, but I think this pinpoints the exact moment its decline begins.
-> “Ahah guys, his finger is waaaay shorter than my wife’s.”
-> “Uh, Mr. Beckham, that’s my whole fist.”
So that White Walker was alive all along.
I bet the other super heroes feel kind of sorry for Windpower
Is that what Lindsay has been trying to copy?
“Did you know you can hire someone to scratch your bits? You did?!? Why the bloody hell didn’t you tell me?”
“I’m gettin’ too old for thi-… Ah, never mind.”
She looks a little swanky here. And by “swanky,” I mean Hilary.
Nah, she is WAY better looking than that guy.
Fish, are you sure you didn’t switch the nickname over to the wrong spouse?
Good to see someone’s handling the breakup well.
But yo, he juggled them. You didn’t.
Michael Bolton, starring in “Karl Lagerfeld: the Middle Years.”
Pippa’s shits are as big as her ass.
“Wait. What do you mean ‘that’s not why they call it a beaver’?”
underbite
Hopefully she’s pregnant, if not she has a horrible body now. No longer that Showgirl hot bod.
this bitch needs to stop
Stop wearing clothes? I agree.
Now there’s a look…
“What you mean they just found out playin’ basketball makes you cross-eyed?”
he said: keep going till you hit the spot……….WOUUU
“Is there a place I can plug in my electric enema machine?”
Another game of Bang the Tail of the Donkey.
At least we know who wears the pants in the family. And thank God it’s Mrs. Dog.
wow she looks a 1000 years younger. I would Jennifer Love Hewitt her.
That’s one rough looking Oompa Loompa.
Super Shart….Saving the world, one cellphone at a time.
Really, we shouldn’t have bought our androids from the same company that makes Russian Mars probes.
I never seen anyone use a shovel to make a TREE HOUSE before.
“Ignore them dear and have some more Skittles.”
This is what happens when you tease her that she’s going to AA.
legs are too fat for her to be pregnant.
“I hear a beat….How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy – devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper and I’d lock it with a zipper, If I only had a heart.”
There are so many things I just don’t understand- that pose, that dress, and why she is still allowed to keep living.
Don’t forget the boots
Please put on more clothes now.
Six feet of tapeworm for you, not them.
And the first super-hero wearing flip-flops award goes to…
Props to plastic surgery. Steven Tyler is looking younger each day.
No, Dave… still 98.6 degrees. Just like the hundred other times you’ had me do this over the last couple of days.
Coach: He’s our center, Shaquille Asshole.
Dark Helmet: What? More assholes?
Saved by the Big Mac.
Saved by the Taco Bell…Too easy.
Even he looks disgusted at the imminent revealing of the bikini bottom.
TEAMWORK
Hey Odo, can you shapeshift yourself into a decent forward for us?
Jwoww is actually dressing nice for a change