Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed post in over a week, in which it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t disclose upfront that you almost got Rita Rusic for your Final Five, but then I came across these. Glad I’m back? Anyway, despite some debugging delays as a result of our shiny new customer service center – Seriously, complain all you want, nobody’s listening. – I’m happy to still bring your speed round of shame including two of my Crap favorites, here and here, as well as Alessandra Ambrosio absolutely pwning Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy.
Anybody else lie awake all last week wondering if there was frozen-faced sideboob not getting posted to the internet?
Shh, it’s okay. I’m here. I’m here,
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You really have to respect a man who can pull off a mesh-polo-shirt.
I’d have more respect for a woman who pulls off that dress…
Ergo, I have no respect for Ice T.
He can pull it off just fine. And I kinda wish he would.
If the spam whores register, they will be able to upload awesome pictures of the sexy interracial millionaires they have for you locked in the racks and racks of giant birdcages in their garage.
Noah, I’m a straight chick and even I didn’t see past that ridiculous rack to the shirt.
Why do we even care about them?
Hahaha.
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Those sex dolls sure are becoming more life-like.
this ugly bitch is only good enough for sex
What the hell has become of us as people?!
Russell Brand: Caped crusader.
Known powers: Invulnerability to drugs and Katy Perry.
Known weaknesses: Sunlight, fashion, Katy Perry’s parents.
Darth Douchebag
It’s like she stepped straight out of a storybook … Alice Through the Windshield
I want to click “like”, but it’s not doing anything. So you have another little thumbs up in spirit.
Jessica Simpson is looking better but Debra Messing looks like shit
This is my wife. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
Crazy cat lady level Vienna Filmball
There’s a cheeseburger canon off camera.
Well played sir!
On the floor, right?
Stop drinking Lindsay
Fixed.
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Can’t fix Stoo Pee
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I think I’m going to start thumbing-down Shasta’s posted pics on general principle.
Oh little baby needs a diaper changed. Aww.
TomFrank is right everybody thumb down Shasta get rid of this troll
Is that Parker Stevenson next to the Hoff?
Why yes it is. The years have not been kind to him.
The years have treated him better than his ex-wife.
The white version of Ice-T and Coco.
His gut is not as big as one of her boobs.
Target: black microphone
Objective: wail loudly into it
Putting the sand in sandals i see
Elizabeth Berkley narrowly loses her bid to become the Cracker Barrel spokesperson. Here, we see her congratulating the winner.
More like Dakota Camping, amirite?
Man, I really wish these new boards had a thumbs down button…
They, uh, like, do?
Funny enough, now he sounds like James Earl Jones
The Hulkster and Brooke are finally off the juice.
Introducing WhoreMomTwig. She’s one-third mom, one-third whore, and one-third twig.
You can fit a lot of liver treats in one of those pockets.
It looks like that’s where he keeps his iPad. He probably uses it like an iPhone too.
Pippa?!?
That’s a strange way to make a sandwhich
It looks like she wrote the instructions on how to walk home from there on her feet.
“Tear down that wall, Kobe!”
Insert obligatory “junk in the trunk” comment here
This is not the Flashback reboot I was hoping for.
I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…
Why does her sweatshirt have a huge hole cutout in the front of it?
I’m hoping this hottie’s nickname is “Nasty”. ‘Cause I’d like to do the Nasty…. yeeeeaaaaahhhh
Beware of Greeks marrying bad tits.
Now this shit here, this fuckery that he is dressed in, this is what he should be charged with a felony.
And behind her the two Privy Counsellors whose job it is to tell an ass from a hole in the ground
+10! (I”m going old school here, instead of the thumb thing).
For a moment I thought it said ‘Dancing Down the Stairs’ and assumed she was also collaborating with Chris Brown.
There has to be enough money left over from The Fly to get her hair done.
And she only wears half as much makeup as Dave Navarro.
You had it at Crazy Horse.
I’d Pierre in her butt.
Very nice.
She looks like the female version of Andre 3000. But a version I would have sex with.
I bet she was on top once, and gave him two black eyes. Never again.
Yay! America’s finally discovered Dustin the Turkey
WTF exactly did she do to her tits? And why isn’t she aware, at her age, that a bra will fix all that mess?
“Hey! I guess they have a cream out for that now!”
She could do with a little swing herself
I’m sorry, princess, but your snack is in another castle!
Her existence is a violation of human rights.
I know sometimes Coco comes off as a circus act but she seems to be genuinely sweet and she has the unwavering love of Ice – she’s a fortunate gal
PC Load Letter”? What the fuck does that mean?