The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.18.13

March 18th, 2013 // 523 Comments

Welcome to another maxed-out Monday’s The Crap We Missed which has way more butts in yoga pants than I ever thought possible, so in a way you could say it’s the crowning achievement of this digital age. And while we do just have an almost endless parade of butts, we’ve also got the usual slew of random fuckery including this Kelly Bensimon guy wearing a lady’s bikini, Alicia Silverstone calling her kid for supper, Rob Kardashian & Kris Jenner in what I’m hoping is the prelude to the gangland slaying of my dreams, and finally, Pamela Anderson‘s little black book.

Did you think I was kidding up there with all that butt talk? I wasn’t. (Note to self: Possible podcast name – Butt Talk),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica Sutta Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    The unknown ginger lady celebrity appears well nourished.

  2. Kaley Cuoco Mouth Open Laker Game
    contusion
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    Nothing to see here folks. She’s just saying KOOOOOOOOO-BY.

  3. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
    Inner Retard
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    Not missing a chance to date Taylor went for it. Five seconds later the Devil spat her back up screaming, That bitch is crazy!

  4. Janice Dickinson Nipple No Bra Kissing Guy
    kravdan
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    Look she’s with her grandson, how nice.

  5. Rumer Willis Scout Willis Drunk Holding Beer Can SXSW
    mike
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    You remember Sid Meier’s Pirates, where you could go for the sure thing and marry an ugly chick early or try to hold out for, like, Salma Hayek later in the game? This is like that, only with celebrity sister 3-ways.

  6. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    TooCoo
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    Short-stack abs are the new six-pack.

  7. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
    CK
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    She better plaster this picture all over the internet, because its the only picture I have ever seen of her that makes her looks like she has tits and ass. Must be a magic camera.

  8. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    contusion
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    Man (left) and woman (right) at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in New York City.

  9. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    emma watson's vagina
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    I will never make fun of Tara Reid again

  10. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    mike
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    silly girl, crossfit is for boys

  11. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Upskirt Panty Flash DWTS Practice
    CK
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    wowww. Thighs that colonel sanders would kill for.

  12. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    contusion
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    Pickle joke.

  13. Madonna Boy Scout Uniform 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    mike
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    I never thought I would look back on being molested by my scoutmaster as having dodged a bullet, but here it is.

  14. Pamela Anderson Huge Book On Lap The Bypass Nightclub
    contusion
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    Oh I thought you said you liked a big, thick book.

  15. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top LAX
    contusion
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    Damn, my memory is getting the best of me. What’s this guy’s name again?

  16. Kaley Cuoco Mouth Open Laker Game
    emma watson's vagina
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    so tell us how your former co-star Rose McGowan auditions for jobs.

  17. lawn
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    “OK, boys, let’s get busy, that sex tape isn’t gonna make itself!”

  18. Wynonna Judd Sweaty Armpit DWTS Practice
    PotentialWitless
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    Now I know why my husband f***s my armpit when he rolls me in flour.

  19. Madonna Boy Scout Uniform 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    lawn
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    Here’s a tip: don’t buy any cookies from this one.

  20. mavis davis
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    Are these the auditions for that new reality show, “Finding Kim’s Next Baby Daddy?”

  21. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Country2Country Event
    mike
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    You have Leann Rimes bent over the sink. It’s sleazy, noisy, and everything you hoped it would be.

    Then you look in the mirror and see this face.

  22. David Hasselhoff Protesting Berlin Wall Demolition
    mike
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    You have Leann Rimes bent over the sink. It’s sleazy, noisy, and everything you hoped it would be.

    Then you look in the mirror and see this face.

  23. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Spandex Dress Vinny Guadagnino 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Inner Retard
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    Anyone who came away from GLAAD saying they are still gay after seeing her is a LIAR!

  24. Christopher Jarecki Feminist T Shirt Alicia Silverstone Yoga Pants
    emma watson's vagina
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    I always wanted to see if Penny and Sheldon Cooper(a bearded) as a couple

  25. Pamela Anderson Huge Book On Lap The Bypass Nightclub
    lawn
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    He looks like this is the greatest moment of his life.

  26. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
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    Twit.

  27. Rumer Willis Scout Willis Drunk Holding Beer Can SXSW
    The Pope
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    Rumer finally figured out that the trick isn’t to look good, it’s to look good by comparison.

  28. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Spandex Dress Vinny Guadagnino 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    Nice, tacky way to show off the bad implants, gah.

  29. anonymous
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    Rob looks happier than his mom to be surrounded by black men.

  30. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    kaschuh
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    a husband and wife dressing up as wax statues of each other for Halloween… genius…

  31. Dorothy Hamill Butt Yoga Pants Tristan MacManus DWTS Practice
    lawn
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    She’s a figure skater. Just give her the trophy now and save everybody a lot of trouble.

  32. Jonah Hill
    mike
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    I thought this was some douche from Breitbart trying to pull a hidden-cam gotcha on Ashley Judd.

  33. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    Have we finally been invaded by body snatchers?

  34. Rumer Willis Scout Willis Drunk Holding Beer Can SXSW
    S. Hemp Melipone
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    Gentlemen, DNA re-sequencing is complete. On the left you will note our Kelly Lynch / Demi Moore / Robert Z’Dar (tm reg us pat off) Chimera-Homunculus. On the right…er um well, back to the drawing board, as they say. SCIENCE!!!

  35. Madonna Boy Scout Uniform 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    anonymous
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    I know Madonna likes her guys young but damn….

  36. Kat Von D Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants LAX
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    Still better than Kim Kardashian.

  37. Pamela Anderson Huge Book On Lap The Bypass Nightclub
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    She’s trying to get Stacked back on air.

  38. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top LAX
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    LOL, Man Face !!

  39. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top LAX
    mike
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    I’m not sure I “get” Andrew W.K.’s tats, I expected either more or less ironic, not girly.

  40. Jessica Sutta Bikini
    CK
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    Who is she, and how do I order one ?

  41. Janice Dickinson Nipple No Bra Kissing Guy
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    Just a little more, I need to top off my life force tank.

  42. David Hasselhoff Protesting Berlin Wall Demolition
    Inner Retard
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    Damn it. Brain freeze. Too many hamburgers.

  43. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    The Pope
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    I guess having a garage door installed on your chest would make it easier to get new implants more often.

  44. Natasha Henstridge Weight Gain LA Fashion Weekend Fall/Winter 2013
    anonymous
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    Still. would.

    I just need to have Species playing while we do it.

  45. Janice Dickinson Nipple No Bra Kissing Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, honey! I love how it tickles my neck when you scrape it with your bill.”

  46. Rumer Willis Scout Willis Drunk Holding Beer Can SXSW
    mavis davis
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    I’m sure they have great personalities.

  47. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    Thom
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    Steven Tyler looks even dumber with bolt ons.

  48. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    She’s still prettier than Donatella Versace, I’ll give her that.

  49. Madonna Boy Scout Uniform 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Shemp
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    “Vitameatavegamin…it’s so TASTY too!”

  50. Brett Ratner 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    “Excuse me. I’m taking a rainbow shit in my pants.”

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