Welcome to another maxed-out Monday’s The Crap We Missed which has way more butts in yoga pants than I ever thought possible, so in a way you could say it’s the crowning achievement of this digital age. And while we do just have an almost endless parade of butts, we’ve also got the usual slew of random fuckery including this Kelly Bensimon guy wearing a lady’s bikini, Alicia Silverstone calling her kid for supper, Rob Kardashian & Kris Jenner in what I’m hoping is the prelude to the gangland slaying of my dreams, and finally, Pamela Anderson‘s little black book.
Did you think I was kidding up there with all that butt talk? I wasn’t. (Note to self: Possible podcast name – Butt Talk),
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The unknown ginger lady celebrity appears well nourished.
Nothing to see here folks. She’s just saying KOOOOOOOOO-BY.
Not missing a chance to date Taylor went for it. Five seconds later the Devil spat her back up screaming, That bitch is crazy!
Five minutes later, Taylor finished writing her next song, “No Sympathy for the Devil.”
“Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m the girl the devil rejected.”
Look she’s with her grandson, how nice.
LOL. :D
You remember Sid Meier’s Pirates, where you could go for the sure thing and marry an ugly chick early or try to hold out for, like, Salma Hayek later in the game? This is like that, only with celebrity sister 3-ways.
Goddamn, I do remember that.
Short-stack abs are the new six-pack.
She better plaster this picture all over the internet, because its the only picture I have ever seen of her that makes her looks like she has tits and ass. Must be a magic camera.
The angle makes it look like she has an ass and she got implants.
Man (left) and woman (right) at the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in New York City.
I will never make fun of Tara Reid again
She makes Tara look like Kate Upton.
silly girl, crossfit is for boys
wowww. Thighs that colonel sanders would kill for.
Pickle joke.
You mean something along the lines of, “I’d like to pickle’r ass”? Yeah, I can see that.
I never thought I would look back on being molested by my scoutmaster as having dodged a bullet, but here it is.
Oh I thought you said you liked a big, thick book.
Damn, my memory is getting the best of me. What’s this guy’s name again?
so tell us how your former co-star Rose McGowan auditions for jobs.
“OK, boys, let’s get busy, that sex tape isn’t gonna make itself!”
Now I know why my husband f***s my armpit when he rolls me in flour.
Here’s a tip: don’t buy any cookies from this one.
At least the ones with “frosting”. *shudder*
Are these the auditions for that new reality show, “Finding Kim’s Next Baby Daddy?”
You have Leann Rimes bent over the sink. It’s sleazy, noisy, and everything you hoped it would be.
Then you look in the mirror and see this face.
You have Leann Rimes bent over the sink. It’s sleazy, noisy, and everything you hoped it would be.
Then you look in the mirror and see this face.
Anyone who came away from GLAAD saying they are still gay after seeing her is a LIAR!
I always wanted to see if Penny and Sheldon Cooper(a bearded) as a couple
He looks like this is the greatest moment of his life.
Twit.
Rumer finally figured out that the trick isn’t to look good, it’s to look good by comparison.
Nice, tacky way to show off the bad implants, gah.
Rob looks happier than his mom to be surrounded by black men.
a husband and wife dressing up as wax statues of each other for Halloween… genius…
She’s a figure skater. Just give her the trophy now and save everybody a lot of trouble.
I thought this was some douche from Breitbart trying to pull a hidden-cam gotcha on Ashley Judd.
Have we finally been invaded by body snatchers?
Gentlemen, DNA re-sequencing is complete. On the left you will note our Kelly Lynch / Demi Moore / Robert Z’Dar (tm reg us pat off) Chimera-Homunculus. On the right…er um well, back to the drawing board, as they say. SCIENCE!!!
I can’t thumbs up, but lol.
I know Madonna likes her guys young but damn….
Still better than Kim Kardashian.
She’s trying to get Stacked back on air.
LOL, Man Face !!
I’m not sure I “get” Andrew W.K.’s tats, I expected either more or less ironic, not girly.
Who is she, and how do I order one ?
Just a little more, I need to top off my life force tank.
Hilarious! :D
Damn it. Brain freeze. Too many hamburgers.
Carpet Fiber Syndrome (CFS). Look it up. Science, brah. xD
I guess having a garage door installed on your chest would make it easier to get new implants more often.
Still. would.
I just need to have Species playing while we do it.
“Oh, honey! I love how it tickles my neck when you scrape it with your bill.”
I’m sure they have great personalities.
Steven Tyler looks even dumber with bolt ons.
She’s still prettier than Donatella Versace, I’ll give her that.
Well FUCK! So is Pee Wee Herman…
“Vitameatavegamin…it’s so TASTY too!”
“Excuse me. I’m taking a rainbow shit in my pants.”