The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.17.14

March 17th, 2014 // 579 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed – St. Patrick’s Day Edition! Except not really, because none of these photos make any reference to it unless you count the lead pic in which there’s a strong argument to be made that Madonna is in fact Dracula Saint Patrick and has been for over a thousand years. Aside from that it’s all your run of the mill Arnold Schwarzenegger about to rape someone, Danny Trejo & Michael Madsen about to rape someone, and Cee Lo Green about to ra– ok, you see where I’m going with this.

So enjoy, Irish people and general fans of rape, a little something for you all,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
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    I have something she can store in those cheeks….

  2. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Tank Top Yoga Pants Busted Lips
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    Two words. Cancer Screening.

  3. Estella Warren Crazy Face LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
    david(guest)
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    somebody beat the shit out of amber heard

  4. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
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    Are her legs buckling from the weight of her legs….

  5. Jenna Bentley Cleavage
    limeseeds
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    A vague approximation of a Bentley body bolted onto a VW chassis from the junkyard.

  6. Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Osbourne LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
    crb
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    “Wait, you dragged me to Where? -Sharon, you giant hag!”

  7. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
    david(guest)
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    never wanted to punch a photograph so much

  8. Katie Holmes Legs Short Shorts Minnie Mouse Disney World
    Spleen
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    Is it just me, or is she morphing into Michael Jackson?

  9. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Chola Outfit Instagram
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    I just wish Instagram would apologize for whatever it’s done that makes her keep posting pictures.

  10. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Escalator LAX
    crb
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    NO, NOO!…

    -TOO SEXY!

  11. Kate Gosselin Yoga Pants Ugg Boots Bitchface
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    I wouldn’t ask Wyomissing if you would just stay gone.

  12. Tyler The Creator Mugshot Inciting A Riot Arrest SXSW
    david(guest)
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    tyler the creator ….of hilarious mugshots

  13. Estella Warren Crazy Face LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
    crb
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    What happened to her? She used to be so fresh & jubbly back when she was working for Stallone.

    -And don’t say, “Frank Stallone”.

    Yes, it’s a punchline to everything, but not even Corey Feldman can screw up a chick this bad.

  14. Tyler The Creator Mugshot Inciting A Riot Arrest SXSW
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    Impossible to comment on this photo without calls of “RACIST!”.

  15. Kate Gosselin Yoga Pants Ugg Boots Bitchface
    crb
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    Celebrity Deathmatch wish: Chelsea Handler vs. Kate Gosselin.

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Chola Outfit Instagram
    Spleen
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    GROSS

  17. Jenna Bentley Cleavage
    david(guest)
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    quick, give fucked-up JLaw an oscar! she’s coming our way

  18. Kristen Stewart Julianne Moore Still Alice Set
    Spleen
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    She’s really showing range as an actress with that look on her face we’ve never seen before.

  19. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
    crb
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    “Who dares disturb my fishy slumber?!!! What puny being summons the King of The Old Gods, Lord Cthulhu?!! You, little worm, shall pay first with your sanity, and then your life, accompanied by the endless sound of oyster shells clicking it away…”

  20. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
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    Danny looks much taller when holding a machete. Mischa looks not bad when standing between two older guys with questionable attractiveness. Michael looks like he just finished riding SJP.

  21. Kristen Stewart Julianne Moore Still Alice Set
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    Honey, what you read are called “cue cards,” not “books.”

  22. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
    Swearin
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    “Now, tell me the secret to your honey-glazed BBQ ribs!”

  23. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
    Dirty Travolta
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    RAPE !!!

  24. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
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    Like a vampire but not, he’s drawing all of the turkey gravy out of her.

  25. Katie Holmes Legs Short Shorts Minnie Mouse Disney World
    Swearin
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    Hey look, two women who were subjected to abusive psychological relationships with men who were beholden to powerful, dogmatic organizations

  26. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants Tiny Dog
    Blumpkin
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    It must be very hot in Cali, her ass is melting .

  27. Kendall Jenner Butt Panties Instagram
    Swearin
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    Jeez, even their personal pics are corporate sponsored

  28. Daryl Hannah Orangel Filmball 2014
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    Under, the sea, Under the Sea. it is better down where it’s wetter take it from me.

  29. Kristen Stewart Julianne Moore Still Alice Set
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    Before and after image totally.

  30. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
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    WHY?! Why Greenpeace why?! Damn you to hell!

  31. Kevin McHale STDs Costume Wheelchair Glee Set
    Swearin
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    Perfect example of what watching Glee makes you feel like: crippled and loaded with disease

  32. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    Rob
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    WTF is she on?!

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress
    Swearin
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    The Shire’s only black hobbit

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Minidress Kanye West Movie Theater
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    Keeping with the rape theme for today, Kim’s ass is virtually unrapeable…unless its the hammaconda.

  35. Katie Holmes Legs Short Shorts Minnie Mouse Disney World
    Rob
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    Yep, I’d do that

  36. Tyler The Creator Mugshot Inciting A Riot Arrest SXSW
    Swearin
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    The Shire’s only black hobbit

  37. Jonathan Novack Wayne Brady 2014 PaleyFest How I Met Your Mother Series Farewell Presentation
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    Jack Sparrow cleans up nicely, though the gay is still there.

  38. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    coljack
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    It’s a trap! Don’t look directly into the photo’s eyes! Oh, crap – too late!
    [Turns to stone]

  39. Jonathan Novack Wayne Brady 2014 PaleyFest How I Met Your Mother Series Farewell Presentation
    j/k
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    I swear the thumbnail looks like a gay couple having a fight.

  40. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
    Swearin
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    That’s not Michael Madsen; it’s Benjamin McKenzie from 25 years into the future

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Grabbing Giuseppe Franco Neck
    coljack
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    “I’m taking you bahk to Mexico, alien scum.”

    “But I’m Italian!”

    “Fine. I send you back to Mahrz.”

  42. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
    Swearin
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    Um, I believe it was an engagement slash accessories party

  43. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
    coljack
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    “God, I love how supple, firm, and round it looks. So squeezable.”

    “What, her partially exposed breast?”

    “No, her cheek.”

  44. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
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    My GOT humor is weak so am I the only one that hopes she is part of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death trilogy?

  45. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
    j/k
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    After carefully considering her past relationships, I have concluded that she has a penis.

  46. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
    coljack
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    “Jonah, I’m flattered, but I’m…oh man, how do I put this…it’s just that …your see, I’m not a chubby chaser.”

  47. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
    coljack
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    He told me to walk this way. I told him to go fuck himself.

  48. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Tank Top Yoga Pants Busted Lips
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    Are we sure this isn’t Paris from the front?

  49. Lamar Odom
    j/k
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    This why I lock my doors at red lights.

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Minidress Kanye West Movie Theater
    Swearin
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    “Now Hiring”…is she applying for an actual job?

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