The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.17.14

March 17th, 2014 // 579 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed – St. Patrick’s Day Edition! Except not really, because none of these photos make any reference to it unless you count the lead pic in which there’s a strong argument to be made that Madonna is in fact Dracula Saint Patrick and has been for over a thousand years. Aside from that it’s all your run of the mill Arnold Schwarzenegger about to rape someone, Danny Trejo & Michael Madsen about to rape someone, and Cee Lo Green about to ra– ok, you see where I’m going with this.

So enjoy, Irish people and general fans of rape, a little something for you all,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    George P. Burdell
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    Madonna has become a goth posser.

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Grabbing Giuseppe Franco Neck
    EricLR
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    I’m playun bordur patrul!

  3. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
    George P. Burdell
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    Elegant Princess side boob.

  4. Daryl Hannah Orangel Filmball 2014
    joe
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    Is that a . . . mermaid dress?

    (I’ll show myself out.)

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Grabbing Giuseppe Franco Neck
    Jamie Barbells
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    Ricki Rachtman?!?! I was wondering what ever happened to you!

  6. Estella Warren Crazy Face LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
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    i could go for some gum.

  7. Kevin McHale STDs Costume Wheelchair Glee Set
    Inner Retard
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    I wonder when young actors start out and dream of fame and fortune do they imagine THIS moment.

  8. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
    EricLR
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    Is it just me or does she look constantly lost? And I don’t mean a little confused, I mean completely physically lost?

  9. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
    George P. Burdell
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    I had hoped she was his sister until I notice him playing with himself.

  10. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Behold the third hottest chick in the Kardashian-Jenner organization.

  11. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh my GAWD! What is that cologne your wearing?”
    “I was just in a Cold Stone Creamery.”

  12. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
    Jamie Barbells
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    GET IN MA BELLY!

  13. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
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    it thinks it’s sexy. Try to wrap your mind around that.

  14. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Is he wearing his trophy after scalping a wookie? Khloe is gonna be so pissed.

  15. Katie Holmes Legs Short Shorts Minnie Mouse Disney World
    EricLR
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    Why is Minnie telling me to return to Scientology?

  16. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    wadebing
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    Clay Matthews…how rough was your off season?

  17. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    EricLR
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    Pennywise wihout the makeup.

  18. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
    George P. Burdell
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    Oops! I crapped my pants.

  19. Alessandra Ambrosio Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress
    Inner Retard
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    Photo Boy has a great if twisted sense of humor. Putting this picture right after that of an STD Muppet.

  20. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
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    “The party’s finally here, boys and girls! SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WOOOOOO!”

  21. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
    trigger
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    Oops…. Mistake at work. Cleanup aisle 4.

  22. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
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    She needs to rent Stephanie Seymours sons, so they run around with tented swim trunks.

  23. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Chola Outfit Instagram
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    “GANGSTA BITCH BARBIE REPRESENT!”

  24. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    I’m sure there is a method to his madness…stop judging.

  25. Kristen Stewart Julianne Moore Still Alice Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If there wasn’t a caption to the photo, I would have guessed the one in the blue vest was Bruce Jenner.

  26. Kevin McHale STDs Costume Wheelchair Glee Set
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    Looks like whoever took a dump on him has been eating lots of pistachios…and not practicing safe sex.

  27. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants Tiny Dog
    George P. Burdell
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    She is stuffing her yoga pants with mashed potatoes.

  28. Kate Gosselin Yoga Pants Ugg Boots Bitchface
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’d fuck her, except I don’t want to have to deal with six babies nine months later.

  29. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    Little Tongue
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    Getting prettier by the day!

  30. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
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    the whole SNL sketch is worth watching
    but Big Ang at 1:28

  31. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Tank Top Yoga Pants Busted Lips
    George P. Burdell
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    She has become her Death Becomes Her character

  32. Maggie Grace Paley Center Media PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Lost 10th Anniversary Reunion
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    She is nails!

  33. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
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    Which one is Jonah?

  34. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    Mr. Sensitive
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    The crap we missed…air.

    - L’Wren Scott

  35. Tyler The Creator Mugshot Inciting A Riot Arrest SXSW
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    You would think the missing link would keep a lower profile.

  36. Jenna Fischer Huge Pregnant Belly Boobs Tight Shirt
    trigger
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    Oh man do the preggo boobs look good on Pam!

  37. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
    boytoy
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    Seen here arriving for the 5th annual Hatian Witchdoctor convention.

  38. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
    Steve Irwin
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    At first glance I thought this was Pier 39 in San Francisco.

  39. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
    ThisWillHurt
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    Some day, I’m going to build a time machine, travel back to the 90s, and have the following dialogue with Michael Madsen:
    “Hello, Mr. Madsen! It’s nice to meet you in person. I’m from the future and I have something very important that I want to tell you.”
    “Wow! Are you going to tell me about my future?”
    “Yes. Did you see the movie ‘From Dusk ‘Til Dawn?’”
    “Of course.”
    “Do you remember the bartender from the third at?”
    “Yeah, I think so.”
    “His name is Danny Trejo.”
    “What about him?”
    “He’s going to have a much better acting career than you are.”
    “What? You’re insane! I’m Mr. Blonde for christsakes.”
    “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

  40. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
    Giada De Laurentiis
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    (B)raised ham hocks.

  41. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    Johnny Depp is such an outsider, he invited himself to his own party. Who does that?

  42. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
    Inner Retard
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    So cute, smart and sultry yet always choosing complete morons. I don’t get her. In more ways than one… *starts sobbing*

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Grabbing Giuseppe Franco Neck
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    “Fire up de grill. I haf caught our suppah.”

  44. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
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    He gets out of a car as elegantly as he gets off a bike.

  45. Nitro American Gladiators
    CrashHell
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    I used to be an American Gladiator, but then I took an arrow to the knee…

  46. Katie Holmes Legs Short Shorts Minnie Mouse Disney World
    J. Travolta
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    Disney World’s brave new “Our Men Are Gay” exhibit.

  47. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tongue Out Chateau Marmont
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’m confused. Did she remove her plastic surgery, or did she get more plastic surgery to cover up her previous plastic surgery? All I know is my boner likes it.

  48. Nitro American Gladiators
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    Loved Nitro!

  49. Lamar Odom
    joe
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    “Hey Lamar! What’s in the bag?”

    “Crack.”

  50. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    Khloe
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    It all started when he saw Lamar naked…

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