The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.17.14

March 17th, 2014 // 579 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed – St. Patrick’s Day Edition! Except not really, because none of these photos make any reference to it unless you count the lead pic in which there’s a strong argument to be made that Madonna is in fact Dracula Saint Patrick and has been for over a thousand years. Aside from that it’s all your run of the mill Arnold Schwarzenegger about to rape someone, Danny Trejo & Michael Madsen about to rape someone, and Cee Lo Green about to ra– ok, you see where I’m going with this.

So enjoy, Irish people and general fans of rape, a little something for you all,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
    JoJojojo
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    There is no God

  2. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    meeps!
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    Maria Shriver cleans up nicely…

  3. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Escalator LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Antonio looks like he just bought Melanie a one way ticket on Malaysian Airlines.

  4. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
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    Oh my god, your cologne smells like bacon

  5. Irina Shayk Side Boob Gala Spa Awards
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    Shaped to hit the G-Spot.

  6. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
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    How is this not the lead pic…..or the last pic….or every pic ?

  7. Tyler The Creator Mugshot Inciting A Riot Arrest SXSW
    meeps!
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    Shrek…?

  8. Sam Pancake Outfest Fusion Achievement Award Fusion Gala LGBT People Of Color Film Festival
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    Sam Pancake is Twat Waffle.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Minidress Kanye West Movie Theater
    Ralph
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    He doesn’t have much of an ass (other than being one). Maybe this relationship makes sense on an ass level.

  10. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
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    I thought her true form would have greasier skin. Also, incapable of being captured by mirrors or cameras.

  11. Estella Warren Crazy Face LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
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    It looks like she wouldn’t listen.

  12. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
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    Hoping the store of nuts she has left will last the final weeks until winter is over.

  13. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    Slappy Magoo
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    Is it jut me or is Ann B. Davis actually looking younger?

  14. Kristen Stewart Julianne Moore Still Alice Set
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    “I’m. So. Happy.”
    “Me. Too.”

  15. Kevin McHale STDs Costume Wheelchair Glee Set
    Slappy Magoo
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    So it’s true that you can catch STDs by sharing a wheelchair seat?

  16. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    Sizzle D
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    Old age is coming….

  17. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
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    Elegant Princess.

  18. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    Bane
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    Meanwhile, at the LPGA……..

  19. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    I don’t care about the truth. Keep posting 5 year old pics, Kelly.

  20. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants Tiny Dog
    Ralph
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    Sag much?

  21. Jonathan Novack Wayne Brady 2014 PaleyFest How I Met Your Mother Series Farewell Presentation
    jack
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    White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

  22. Nitro American Gladiators
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    Dude, best show ever

  23. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Tank Top Yoga Pants Busted Lips
    Ralph
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    Permanent smile.

  24. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    GinjNinja
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    That’s not canon. A White Walker never had any dragons.

  25. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
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    I’m assuming that “Ang” means “Penis.”

  26. Kendall Jenner Butt Panties Instagram
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    It’s been a while since the old “No one gets between me and my Calvins” ad, hasn’t it?

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Minidress Kanye West Movie Theater
    meeps!
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    She’s smuggling a couple hams into the movie…

  28. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Now completely indistinguishable from Billie Jean King.

  29. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Escalator LAX
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    The gentleman behind her is torn between the horror and his own curiosity

  30. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    Jamie Barbells
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    Just how the heck did they get those dragons to llok so lifelike and realistic?

  31. Estella Warren Crazy Face LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
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    That’s what happens when you let a tranny do your makeup.

  32. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
    Ralph
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    “Hideous” come to mind, but maybe I’m just having a bad day.

  33. Kevin McHale STDs Costume Wheelchair Glee Set
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    What Brett Michaels looks like under black light.

  34. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants Tiny Dog
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    Kind of a weird lookin’ butt

  35. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
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    oh man, Im timing out on this one, Ive got nothing

  36. Tyler The Creator Mugshot Inciting A Riot Arrest SXSW
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    now Tyler’s Creatin’ some mangina for some inmates

  37. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
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    i have a fetish for legs like that. Plus she’s beautiful. She cleaned up! Thumb me down now.

  38. Arnold Schwarzenegger Grabbing Giuseppe Franco Neck
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    No means no.

  39. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
    Jamie Barbells
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    Why hello there Martina Navratilova

  40. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
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    like conan said, he looks like a civil war widow.

  41. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Escalator LAX
    bob
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    I heard they have an open relationship; they both fuck other guys.

  42. Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Osbourne LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
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    he thinks he’s at home taking a shit in the shower.

  43. Kendall Jenner Butt Panties Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    Marky Mark would be so nostalgic and proud. But still would definitely NOT say ‘Hi’ to your mother.

  44. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
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    Toughest game of “fuck, marry kill” ever.

  45. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
    ThisWillHurt
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    When Dwarves toss back.

  46. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
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    Danny Trejo’s career must be hitting the skids if he’s working with those two.

  47. Jenna Fischer Huge Pregnant Belly Boobs Tight Shirt
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    Roooned.

  48. Ian Somerhalder Smug Doucheface Paley Center Media PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Lost 10th Anniversary Reunion
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    “I don’t remember all their names. But I can show you where I buried their bodies.”

  49. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants Tiny Dog
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    eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

  50. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
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    Finally, the World Westling Federation got my ultimate smack down request. Go for the sleeper hold, CeeLo!

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