The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.17.14

March 17th, 2014 // 579 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed – St. Patrick’s Day Edition! Except not really, because none of these photos make any reference to it unless you count the lead pic in which there’s a strong argument to be made that Madonna is in fact Dracula Saint Patrick and has been for over a thousand years. Aside from that it’s all your run of the mill Arnold Schwarzenegger about to rape someone, Danny Trejo & Michael Madsen about to rape someone, and Cee Lo Green about to ra– ok, you see where I’m going with this.

So enjoy, Irish people and general fans of rape, a little something for you all,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    dude
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    Sulley and Mike aren’t the only ones who cower before Dean Hardscrabble.

  2. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
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    I don’t care how shopped this is.

    God.

    Damn.

  3. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    Inner Retard
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    The Wraith queen has awaken and she is HUNGRY!

  4. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
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    Meet Carmen’s boyfriend, Boy Jorge.

  5. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
    Deacon Jones
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    “I haven’t eaten meat in two days. I’m on a vegan di–”
    (bites off ear)

  6. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
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    When Danny Trejo is your drugs addiction sponsor, you know you’ve got problems.

  7. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Well hello there, gorgeous.

  8. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
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    “YOU BE PASSED OUT YET BITCH?”

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Minidress Kanye West Movie Theater
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    Four tickets, please. Two adults, one ass, and one ego.

  10. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    He’s morphing into that deep-voiced lesbian that NBC dusts off every 4 years to do insightful behind the scene stories on women athletes.

  11. Maggie Grace Paley Center Media PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Lost 10th Anniversary Reunion
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    Is Nick Cage in the Valley Girl remake?

  12. Kendall Jenner Butt Panties Instagram
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    (insert tongue here)

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Grabbing Giuseppe Franco Neck
    Inner Retard
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    Strong, tall friends have their uses. But they’re always pissed I scream at them for giving me a concussion when they feel like just patting me on the shoulder.

  14. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
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    “Transgendered Hipsters – Stand Out Amongst the Stand Outs”

  15. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
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    I’ve always wondered what Mickey Rourke with big tits looks like.

  16. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
    YadaYada
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    Sexy little minx.

  17. Daryl Hannah Orangel Filmball 2014
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    whoa…..

  18. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
    Inner Retard
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    I know it’s inevitable she’ll get fat. But for now… BOOBS!

  19. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
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    Madonna, Dyneris is the queen of dragons, not the queen of drag queens…

  20. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
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    “You’re wearing the Leo mask again tonight…”

  21. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
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    That’s motorboat heaven.

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger Grabbing Giuseppe Franco Neck
    JW
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    Take me to your maid, if you want to live…

  23. Kevin McHale STDs Costume Wheelchair Glee Set
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    The years since his playing days with the Celtics has been cruel.

  24. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
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    This woman understands why Instragram was invented.

  25. Jonah Hill Hugging Excited Fat Chick
    Inner Retard
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    - I know this great steak house down the road.
    - That’s it. TALK DIRTY TO ME!

  26. Katie Holmes Legs Short Shorts Minnie Mouse Disney World
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    Man, Tom really WILL do anything to see his daughter and ex-wife…

  27. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Escalator LAX
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    Those sunglasses really don’t suit Mickey Rourke.

  28. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This will mark the first time I’ve ever rooted for the Lannisters.

  29. Kelly Brook Topless Instagram
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    Dayyummmmmm

  30. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
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    Not sure if thats boy george, but yes I really want to hurt that guy.

  31. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
    Slappy Magoo
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    Man, if I had a nickel every time a sad LARPing puss like this found its way into my personal ad inbox…

  32. Kevin McHale STDs Costume Wheelchair Glee Set
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    Has the Anti-Kardashian/Hilton campaign finally started?????

  33. Selena Gomez Braless Side Boob Cleavage
    Called it
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    She’s touching her stomach!
    PREGNANT !!!

  34. Cee Lo Green Lifting Up Rachel Ray SXSW
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Based on her height and his height, I’d say she’s a full 6 inches off the ground.

  35. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants Tiny Dog
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    There’s the sad, flat looking ass that I’m used to seeing on her.

  36. Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Osbourne LA Gay & Lesbian Center Evening With Women Kick Off Concert
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    It doesn’t happen often but once in a long while the meds/drugs wear off and Ozzy realizes who he married.

  37. Sam Pancake Outfest Fusion Achievement Award Fusion Gala LGBT People Of Color Film Festival
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    Sam… Pancake? Who?

  38. Kristen Stewart Julianne Moore Still Alice Set
    Frank Burns
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    Julianne quickly came to regret asking Kristen to recite her poetry.

  39. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s rare that a woman actually does worse than Dennis Rodman.

  40. Katie Holmes Legs Short Shorts Minnie Mouse Disney World
    Inner Retard
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    I definitely would. And Katie is just icing on the cake.

  41. Angela Big Ang Raiola Bikini
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    I’ve been looking at this for a bit, and I still can’t figure out what the fuck that thing is supposed to be.

  42. Danny Trejo Mischa Barton Fat Legs Michael Madsen Hope Lost Photocall Casa Del Cinema Rome
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Obviously “Hope Lost” is a documentary. It’s followup must be “Credit Card Rejected”.

  43. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
    stucco
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    Wow with that shaved eyebrow and goofy hat Carmen really let herself go.

  44. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    What’s up, Rocky Dennis?

  45. Carmen Electra Holding Hand With Strange Looking Dude
    kevolution
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    Damn. Her hair should be covering *his* face.

  46. Steven Tyler Crazy Suit Johnny Depp Amber Heard Engagement Party
    JoJojojo
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    Look into your future, Amber Heard.

  47. Jonathan Novack Wayne Brady 2014 PaleyFest How I Met Your Mother Series Farewell Presentation
    Inner Retard
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    No white guy likes it when black guys bring certain differences to attention.

  48. Kate Gosselin Yoga Pants Ugg Boots Bitchface
    Robb
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    It can’t be reasoned with…it can’t be bargained with! It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or pain, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop…

  49. Madonna Khaleesi Game Of Thrones Costume Facebook
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    Looking at this photo while playing “Beelzeboss” in the background… terrifying.

  50. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Nope. Still ugly.

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