The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.16.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where you get a small preview (See what I did there? Seriously, that’s the level of comedy you can expect from Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber), which taped this weekend, and as far as I can tell didn’t involve a sacrificial murder, so you can probably just skip it. Aside from that, this gallery is the usual Instagram boob, fat celebs in the off-season (looking right at you, Brolin), and Oh my God! It’s the Kathy Griffin demon KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH ACID!! that keeps us Scrooge McDucking in pageview money. *dives into empty pool, breaks neck* I deserved that.

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