The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.14.16

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the lusty romance of Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, Ireland Baldwin tracing the lineage of her fantastic ass, Queen Latifah eating YOUR CHICKEN FINGERS, and two dumb assholes shaking hands. Also, this is probably the first TCWM ever that hasn’t ended with at least one pic of a famewhore, so I ended it with Terrence Howard beyonceing, because if I can’t anger you with Phoebe Price’s pasty ass, I’ll do it with politics. I know, I’m a peach.

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