Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve been accused of shattering illusions about beloved TV shows (Just admit it, Fish, Cohle blew God so, so hard.) so I embraced it by leading off with Flynn White post coke-rape. While you’re trying not to think about Uncle Terry shouting “Call me Wendy!” at the moment of climax (Welcome to Carcosa, fuckers.), check out Kellan Lutz and The Woody Allen Dream Team, Tom Arnold going full Tom Arnold and Tyrese Gibson who knows he’s going to have to share those leftover southwest eggrolls goddamnit, if she wanted some, why didn’t she just order her own?
What was darker, the gleeful references to sexual assault or the projection of deep relationship resentments onto what was probably an innocent photo? Discuss,
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