The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.10.14

March 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve been accused of shattering illusions about beloved TV shows (Just admit it, Fish, Cohle blew God so, so hard.) so I embraced it by leading off with Flynn White post coke-rape. While you’re trying not to think about Uncle Terry shouting “Call me Wendy!” at the moment of climax (Welcome to Carcosa, fuckers.), check out Kellan Lutz and The Woody Allen Dream Team, Tom Arnold going full Tom Arnold and Tyrese Gibson who knows he’s going to have to share those leftover southwest eggrolls goddamnit, if she wanted some, why didn’t she just order her own?

What was darker, the gleeful references to sexual assault or the projection of deep relationship resentments onto what was probably an innocent photo? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Excited Shoe Line Launch Nordstroms
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    Launching her shoe line…sounds like that could be a game, possibly popular at summer BBQ events.

  2. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
    Slappy Magoo
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    Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota…

  3. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
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    “Who’s a winner? YOU”RE A WINNER!!
    Who’s gonna make $55,000 this month?
    YOU’RE GONNA MAKE $55,000 THIS MONTH!
    Okay, Break!”

  4. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    JimBB
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    I just hope that’s a MP3 player in her pocket, not a mic-pack. The former says “I love music so much that I like to bring it with me wherever I go!” The latter says “I love fame so much that I’m willing to humiliate myself wherever I go!”

  5. Marysol Patton Nipples See Through Wet Shirt
    Ralph
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    The told me if I stayed in the water longer, my lips would swell.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Excited Shoe Line Launch Nordstroms
    Slappy Magoo
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    Is someone jangling their car keys above the cameraman’s head?
    (Hey, someone had to make a non-horseface joke. You’re welcome.)

  7. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
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    I don’t get it. Is this a magic show?

  8. AnnaLynne McCord Thong Sticking Out Of Jeans Belly Crop Top
    Ralph
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    You think she looked in a mirror before she went out? If she didn’t, she should have…if she did, WTF?

  9. Madonna Muscular Arms
    JimBB
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    In other news tonight, an unidentified young Thai woman was found dead in a dumpster in Van Nuys, apparently drained of blood. Police are seeking any information on her identity.

  10. Teri Hatcher Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Slappy Magoo
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    Well…they WERE real and they WERE incredible…once…

  11. Danny Trejo Best Friends Animal Society Pet Rescue Poster
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    He’s even scarier when he smiles.

  12. Danica McKellar Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    Ralph
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    Yep, I heard about that cold snap in LA. Uggs were the best way to keep your feet from freezing.

  13. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
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    Therapist: “So, tell me about your father.”
    Mel: YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BLOW ME!”
    Therapist: “Well, this is amazing progress for the week. Lets just call it a day”.

  14. Burt Young Rob The Mob Screening
    JimBB
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    The only actor who came out of Rocky V with any dignity intact.

  15. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress Joyce Giraud 7th Style Fashion Week LA
    Ralph
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    Who?

  16. Laurence Fishburne LAX
    JimBB
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    Make fun of him all you like, but I loved him in Pulp Fiction.

  17. Danny Trejo Best Friends Animal Society Pet Rescue Poster
    Shemp
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    A little known fact: Best Friends Animal Society started out as the Process Church of the Final Judgment in 1960s, with alledged connections to Charles Manson, Satanism & etc. Very “True Detective” stuff…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Process_Church_of_The_Final_Judgment

  18. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Hey Crew! Didja hear what Nikki Minaj called black women?
    http://madamenoire.com/tag/degrading-women/

  19. Danica McKellar Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    JimBB
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    Needs more bags.

  20. Daryl Hannah LAX
    JimBB
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    Someone really needs to get her back to the water.

  21. Heather Graham Cleavage
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    so hot. she doesn’t age.

  22. Pamela Anderson Panty Flash Upskirt
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    I love Pam, especially with the short hair. I’d cover all the Hep letters with her…C, D, E…

  23. Marysol Patton Nipples See Through Wet Shirt
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    3 cans pictured, and only one I’d put near my mouth.

  24. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
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    whut? why??

  25. Lea Michele Crazy Face Album Signing The Grove
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    DSL’s

  26. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
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    It’s funny that the person responsible for him not having to pay alimony anymore is the world’s biggest Jew.

  27. Heather Graham Cleavage
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    oh mommy

  28. Daryl Hannah LAX
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    still would. Plus if my wife came home, I could hide behind her face.

  29. Tom Arnold Derpface Supermensch Premire SXSW Music Film Interactive Festival
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    what up crazy juice

  30. Gerard Butler Wearing Eye Makeup
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    “Corey Felman gets the bimbos, and I get Bilbo Baggins. I need to talk to my manager.”

  31. Mickey Rourke Shirtless Under Vest Drinking Coke Tattoo Parlor
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    See my vest, see my vest, made from real Terrier chest,
    Feel this sweater, there’s no better, than authentic Irish setter!

  32. Steven Tyler Helmet Goggles Straddling Motorcycle
    ben dover
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    WHAT THE FUCK, WOULD IT NOT BE EASIER TO GET ON THE BIKE FROM THE OTHER SIDE?

  33. Steven Tyler Helmet Goggles Straddling Motorcycle
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    “Take that, sissy bar!”

  34. Madonna Muscular Arms
    ben dover
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    DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

  35. Amy Childs Cleavage Bending Over
    ben dover
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    Amy, you put the shit in a bag BEFORE setting it on a porch and lighting it

  36. AnnaLynne McCord Thong Sticking Out Of Jeans Belly Crop Top
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    She’s the only bitch in Hollywood that I would believe is fighting anorexia. Everyone else, just wants to say something in their new book.

  37. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
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    Who? Oh never mind…I don’t wanna know.

  38. Teri Hatcher Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    You may now weep uncontrollably.

  39. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
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    Why the fuck does we have to look at this pedo?

  40. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
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    Wood Allen just jizzed all over his pants.

  41. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
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    Checking to make sure the money some old rich dude gave her for giving him a bj is still there.

  42. Danny Trejo Best Friends Animal Society Pet Rescue Poster
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    Really nothing bad to say about this post, onward bound.

  43. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    This looks like a tasty salad.

  44. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Ugly as always

  45. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
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    He looks like like he spotted a Jew and is about to go hunt them for sport.

  46. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Playing Chicken Instagram
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    So I think we’re looking at Patient Zero for the strain of Neck Crabs that will eventually wipe out humanity.

  47. Mickey Rourke Shirtless Under Vest Drinking Coke Tattoo Parlor
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    Nothing is more gangster than getting a tattoo while drinking a coke wearing a vest that looks like a hand me down from Revenge of the Nerds.

  48. Olivia Munn Guy Dropping Pictures In Front Of Her LAX
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    I would not mind banging her, but who the hell actually wants an Olivia Munn autographed photo? There is an actual demand for that?

  49. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
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    This picture is one factory away from being a picture of Nike.

  50. Lea Michele Crazy Face Album Signing The Grove
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    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN’!

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