The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.10.14

March 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve been accused of shattering illusions about beloved TV shows (Just admit it, Fish, Cohle blew God so, so hard.) so I embraced it by leading off with Flynn White post coke-rape. While you’re trying not to think about Uncle Terry shouting “Call me Wendy!” at the moment of climax (Welcome to Carcosa, fuckers.), check out Kellan Lutz and The Woody Allen Dream Team, Tom Arnold going full Tom Arnold and Tyrese Gibson who knows he’s going to have to share those leftover southwest eggrolls goddamnit, if she wanted some, why didn’t she just order her own?

What was darker, the gleeful references to sexual assault or the projection of deep relationship resentments onto what was probably an innocent photo? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Excited Shoe Line Launch Nordstroms
    Jade
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    Sugar cubes!

  2. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
    Juch
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    Somewhere, Woody Allen alternates between furious masturbation and cursing Kellan Lutz whilst viewing this photo.

  3. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
    Tiggles
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    “They got me off the whiskey, but I’ll be damned if I’ll give up pooping on sidewalks. Damned!”

  4. Danny Trejo Best Friends Animal Society Pet Rescue Poster
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    “…and left their former owners cut into pieces.”

    I think PETA should get people like Danny Trejo to make their next set of adverts, with the tagline “You abuse animals, we’ll abuse you”. I can see that working much better than their “oh, if I keep eating meat, hot actresses will keep posing nude” campaign.

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Excited Shoe Line Launch Nordstroms
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    “Are they horseshoes? That’s hilarious, I definitely haven’t heard that one a million times already today.”

  6. Danny Trejo Best Friends Animal Society Pet Rescue Poster
    Francis
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    Manchete doesn’t kill puppies!!

  7. Olivia Munn Guy Dropping Pictures In Front Of Her LAX
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    Wow, her stalkers are *really* bold.

  8. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
    Little Tongue
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    Getting huge fake boobs won’t make the dick disappear. You need to get it chopped off to get rid of it, as nasty as it sounds.

  9. Robin Thicke Talking To Female Fan
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    “This is how I’d grip it for you.”
    “Sorry, no glasses.”

  10. Danny Trejo Best Friends Animal Society Pet Rescue Poster
    FT86
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    Now THIS post I like!

  11. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When they say “Shake Your Money Maker”, that’s not what they mean.

  12. Teri Hatcher Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Prancercise has a new queen.

  13. Teri Hatcher Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Just in case you haven’t seen Prancercise, you really should.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

  14. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
    ultra
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    releasing her crabs into the wild..

  15. Olivia Munn Guy Dropping Pictures In Front Of Her LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    A dog pissed on the floor.
    We couldn’t find a mop.
    Can you sign this please?

  16. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
    Bonky
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    I hate when people point at each other in photos.

  17. Paris Hilton Nipples See Through Top
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    Note the pantyhose is weakened at the knees.

  18. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
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    Awwww, Phuket.

  19. Pamela Anderson Panty Flash Upskirt
    t-bone27
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    Bono is considering it.

  20. Laurence Fishburne LAX
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    There’s a man regretting his choice of the $20 option.

  21. Lea Michele Crazy Face Album Signing The Grove
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    All you need to know about her,,,in 1 picture!

  22. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
    t-bone27
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    Jon Hamm, eat your heart out.

  23. Madonna Muscular Arms
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Whether it’s fucking her or arm-wrestling her, I’d lose either way.

  24. Lea Michele Crazy Face Album Signing The Grove
    ultra
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    over here, ladies and gentlemen, you’ll see the sucker-mouth exhibit at the star trek experience. as you can see, it’s stunningly lifelike.

  25. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
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    nice bike.

  26. Daryl Hannah LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who knew the Paz De la Huerta diet of grease and cocaine could be a problem?

  27. Olivia Munn Guy Dropping Pictures In Front Of Her LAX
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    Damn Adam Sandler you stalking weirdo!

  28. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Playing Chicken Instagram
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    Her best angle

  29. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Playing Chicken Instagram
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    You’re way behind, Photo Boy. i saw this video on Pornhub.com WEEKS ago!

  30. Lea Michele Crazy Face Album Signing The Grove
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    “I most certainly did give him this bitch face but he still injected that smack so whattya do?”

  31. Olivia Munn Guy Dropping Pictures In Front Of Her LAX
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    Sorry Olivia you set the bar with the last nipple pics so no nipples no dice

  32. Danny Trejo Best Friends Animal Society Pet Rescue Poster
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    Is the brown one a Shar Pei?

  33. Madonna Muscular Arms
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    I’m glad Dog decided to start working out again, racist or not.

  34. Burt Young Rob The Mob Screening
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    He can say whatever he wants to — he’s starting to look like a talking building.

  35. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
    animal
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    Rehab for what? Being simian?

  36. Laurence Fishburne LAX
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    He’s got the face of a man who has seen his daughter get fucked on film.

  37. Jonah Hill Douchy Clothes Douchy Friend
    Beer Baron
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    Isn’t he supposed to wait until he’s 50 or living in Florida to wear that outfit?

  38. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
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    1985…People Magazine…Sexiest Man Alive.

  39. Laurence Fishburne LAX
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    Correction: Lawrence Fishburne walking behind LAX

  40. Danica McKellar Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    Winnie Pooper?

  41. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
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    Who’s successfully managed to avoid the sex offender registry for years? THIS GUY!

  42. Steven Tyler Helmet Goggles Straddling Motorcycle
    Kris Jenner
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    nothing sadder than old ladies that think their cool

  43. Danica McKellar Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    It’s like oh yea…Ugg no.

  44. Mickey Rourke Shirtless Under Vest Drinking Coke Tattoo Parlor
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    Ah, good. More tattoos should fix what’s wrong with him.

  45. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
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    These shots feel like the photographic equivalent of the blood samples in Dexter’s AC vent.

  46. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
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    “RJ, just tell us who it was that drugged and raped you”
    (in unison) “THIS guy!”

  47. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
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    Phuket?

    Those are all boys.

  48. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
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    Get to work down there! I have to pay my pharmacy bill.

  49. AnnaLynne McCord Thong Sticking Out Of Jeans Belly Crop Top
    Dirk Diggler
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    This fat bitch

  50. Teri Hatcher Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, not enough cameltoe for prancercise.

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