Toldcha Bieber Smurfed that.
Welcome to another exciting edition of The Crap We Missed. Thrill at the sight of Christina Aguilera being seconds away from telling Matthew Rutler to “mole her!” Marvel at Samantha Ronson’s new girlfriend who may or may not be Rashida Jones! And be astounded by the other-worldly crime-fighting skills of the Los Angeles Police Department!
All this.. and Paris Hilton contemplating eating food. GASP!
- The Superficial
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“Justin and I like to match. Tonight, I’m matching his balls.”
Munndane.
Ah, there she is, the poor man’s Natalie Portman
I love photographic oxy-morons
I swear to God. If you pull it out, and it’s hard, I’ll suck it.
Look for the blue ring round Biebers dingo!
The problem is that both Bieber and she are too small to be smurfs.
This is how it should be done. Gaga should learn from this.
Paris: “Tokidoki Youth Relief? I thought this was the Herpes Fun Run!”
I would be much more likely to watch her new series if it had more of her and less of everything other single thing about it.
He’s thinking “I don’t care how drunk they are, I never should have arrested them togther….”
Proving that she’s never done either one, she is eating a Fatburger just before going for a run.
How embarrasing…from this angle she looks a little trampy.
cum with me if you want to live!
HOW THE HELL TALL IS HE???? He looks like Andre the Giant next to her! How does that even work??
Here’s Josh shortly after returning Fergie to her kennel, once he realized that the “Youth in Asia” benefit wasn’t exactly what he thought it was…
Did she Photoshop her head onto her own body?
They missed out on adding one more logo on that billboard she calls a forehead.
This bitch will do anything to make her ass look small.
“Hey, smell my knuckles.”
Guess that black shaman bit worked. Ima buy that bitch a dreamcatcher. Bitches love dreamcatchers
googles ‘how to run’ on phone
“Now which one of you are going to strip search me? Hint…I have something in my ASS!”
Hey! It’s the stewardess that had sex with Chris Tucker in the 5th Element!
After the squeezing, Violet Beauregarde was voted “Hottest Blueberry in London”. Mr Wonka had no comment, but is currently pending 4 charges of child endangerment, and one count of sexual assault on a minor.
“This is how we do ‘The Shocker’ on this side of the pond…yes, cigarette and all”
Her left breast says “take me, I’m yours!”…but her right one, and her face, say “I’m bored, and I’m tired of ugly people looking at me”.
Since perky boobs vote counts for 2.5, “take me” wins!
“Psst…dude, you look like a douche. And this is coming from a guy dressed in a spandex body suit”
I’m sure he’s not just showing up to get his photo taken…all serious runners wear a t-shirt over their jacket and running shoes with no socks.
“Wet Republic”…I feel like I should make a joke about her vagina and men old enough to remember the Roman Republic. Or maybe something about being a prostitute.
I just can’t muster up the interest to make fun of her any more, she’s just over.
“Seriously though guys…I need a job. Does the department drug test?”
Is “friend” politically correct speech for “pimp” now? From the looks of her left eye, something he told her needed to be told twice.
She HAS to date guys that tall, normal humans can’t step over her ass in the event of a fire…she’s VERY devoted to safety.
guys, you are clearly missing the point of this picture. she is performing a reverse exorcism on her drummer. you can see the devil in his eyes.
The drivers face is destined to be the next “put this face everywhere” internet meme.
“this is my ‘contractually obligated to appear’ ensemble…do you like it?”
The guy in the background has the consummate “I’m taking an ass photo with my cell phone” look.
I wonder if one letter short of having “Nazi” in her name is what keeps her skinny.
This new relationship is very confusing…I can’t tell which one is the ugly one now.
Who the hell is Chris Jericho? Ah nevermind…his vest matches the lining of his shirt, that’s enough for me. Just die already.
She’s not eating it, she’s clearly attempting to email it to Nicole Richie. God bless you Paris, never stop fighting for your friends life.
…so get the new TrampTracker 2000 today, it’s wireless, discreet, and mounts where even the most flexible skank can’t reach it.
“In my home country I was a brain surgeon…..FML”
priceless
“Sex Trash” on her back…..so does that mean she is a used condom?
Or is she advertising again? Please cum here ———>
i think she dressed in blue to honor the Biebs testicles….she is smoking hot…i’d bang her and biebs…why not??
If I adjust the rearview mirror I won’t see them BUT, if I do, I risk momentarily seeing more. The hell with it, I’ll just sit here and suffer.