The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.28.11

Toldcha Bieber Smurfed that.

Welcome to another exciting edition of The Crap We Missed. Thrill at the sight of Christina Aguilera being seconds away from telling Matthew Rutler to “mole her!” Marvel at Samantha Ronson’s new girlfriend who may or may not be Rashida Jones! And be astounded by the other-worldly crime-fighting skills of the Los Angeles Police Department!

All this.. and Paris Hilton contemplating eating food. GASP!

- The Superficial

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