Toldcha Bieber Smurfed that.
Welcome to another exciting edition of The Crap We Missed. Thrill at the sight of Christina Aguilera being seconds away from telling Matthew Rutler to “mole her!” Marvel at Samantha Ronson’s new girlfriend who may or may not be Rashida Jones! And be astounded by the other-worldly crime-fighting skills of the Los Angeles Police Department!
All this.. and Paris Hilton contemplating eating food. GASP!
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II like the getup, but I feel like you need more of an occasion for that kinda outfit. I mean, it’s Perez Hilton king of bad dye-jobs and failed dieting programs, not Lady Gaga.
Lindsay visits Wesley Snipes in prison and learns she didn’t get that sweet Bl4de role she was gunning for. In theaters 2015.
This is what happens when you date Justin Bieber. Goddamnit.
Id splat two saggy balls right on the eyelids…
I was thinking more De Niro…
“You talkin’ to ME?”
He’s still hotter than 90% of all males combined. And I’m not even into blonds or brits.
Combining 90% of all males would make an extremely obese man with far more noses than could possibly be attractive.
But he would have enough “meat” to satisfy blind women who think Jude Law is hot!
Mighty tasty looking Munns.
hope you rot in hell for letting your kids dog die of malnutrition.
and your tickets arent selling douche bag.
guess you’ll have to sell more of those “winning” t-shirts.
and your poetry tapes are lmao bad.
-like shatner singing rocket man lmao bad.
This should have been a post on its own. Just this pictures. No words necessary.
Someone threw a birthday party for that fuck? And people attended??? The guy in Tuscon shoulda waited.
Who was her date Cuban Pete?
It is a costume for the “Blue Ball” to celebrate Perez Hilton’s birthday….Selena still looks totally worth hitting it, even dress like something from a gay nightmare or should that be…..to attend a gay nightmare’s birthday bash!
So that’s what Helena Bonham Carter looks like when she remembers to take her Abilify.
Maybe she’s preparing for a role in a remake of Great Expectations.
Miss Havisham? Is that you?
Rode hard, put up wet, times infinity
Justin Bieber has a Smurf Fetish and Other News.
Lol
“That movie sucked. Cameron Diaz was unwatchable!”, exclaimed a a clearly disappointed Jude.
Yeah…”Winning = the new “Losing”, Charlie! Then there are two of L.A.’s Finest who are “Winning”, too. Wonder if Charlie, promised to buy them each a Bentley for posing with him.
Month 2 of being over Ms. Munn and I’m starting to enjoy the new found freedom.
Douche Fu
Who does she think she is, Pocahontas? Forget dropping “Lohan” — she should adopt the Native American name “Snorts with Fury.”
Great cans.
Katie Holmes relaxing at home.
Then he grabbed one of their gun and started spinning it on his finger. “Look at me, I’m a cowboy!”
They all had a great laugh over that one.
Note that they both keep their hands firmly on their guns.
“I swear I did not suck on that wanker’s dick,” said an emphatic Jude between drags on cigarette.
She just received her Native American name: Trippi Long-Stocking.
Coincidentally, from a recent L.A. personals ad: “Swiss Miss seeks hot chocolate…”
Kris H.,”Here let me show you where to put your finger to make me cum really hard!”
Kim, smiling for camera, “Right now? Wait! That isn’t the way Ray J asked me to do it in my last sex tape! ”
Kris H.” Just Do It ! (whispered aside) That should satisfy my Nike contract !)
She trying to bolster her “street cred” by being photographed with the blackest man in America.
That crazy Bai Ling, she’ll do anything for attention.
So that is what making out with a pig wearing lipstick looks like…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! And it smells bad, too!
I’m not surprised it requires a 9-foot white guy to provide the size penis to which she has become accustomed.
@Bucky – my thoughts exactly!
To which she has become accustomed?
His penis is the only thing that probably won’t get lost in her ‘black hole’.
He isn’t white – Google him! His hair gives it away, definitely a brother!
Can’t be a brother….he was a swimming champ back in the day LMFAO
His hair was straight as a kid and curly as adult….doesn’t mean he is black….Jews have curly hair too, doesn’t mean he is Jewish LOL
9-foot? really? LOL
No one told me Natalie Portman miscarried.
If I were married to Fergie, thats the kind of outfit I’d make “her” wear for sex, too.
Is this for that blue Perez Hilton party that happened?
yes!
Always trying so hard to be ‘hot.’
Once you start referring to yourself as ‘hot’ in every interview you no longer are honey …
Huh. No handles on her ankles. Whudda thunk it?
Her next starring role will be in “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn!” as the tree!
I know from this angle it looks like a mismatch but if Kim lies face down her ass is as tall as he is.
Who invited Janet Jackson?
The first 72 hours of his public breakdown were fucking HILARIOUS.
Every moment since then, not so much.
Nice backdrop, but they won’t get me back there without a sign that says “pool sterilization complete.”
Fergie, without “her” female impersonator” kit on!
Nice to see those reports were false. Here’s Jack LaLanne looking alive and well.
Just die already.
This way, she doesn’t have to get on her knees to be peed on.
LOL
+1 rofl
splendid!
“That’s where they’ll find my body. It’s the only was I can top big bro – do it in London.”
Argh scratch this. For some reason I thought this was a coked up Joaquin Phoenix.
Why does Ronson’s new “girlfriend” look like Rashida Jones?
I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Of course she found ‘love’ in a pro athlete with many zeros in his bank account.
She will die alone, with a huge ass, cats everywhere in her place and boxes of makeup strewn about.
I think you’re confused. You said “a pro athlete with many zeroes in his bank account.” However, she’s dating Kris Humphries.