1. Josephus

    Wasn’t “Paris Hilton Eating a Fatburger” the sequel to “One Night in Paris?”

  2. Anthony

    I see you Billy Connolly.

  3. The Critical Crassness

    She isn’t eating it….the missing bite was taken by her “food tester” to make sure it wasn’t poisoned. She can’t even pose pretending to eat something, if it has been poisoned!

  4. 92gsr

    “I was eating it, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that it was made by a black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand sandwiches made by black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?”

  5. Daemon8666

    You could make the caption “Paris Hilton eating meat” only no one would bother looking.

  6. Too bad she’s not running while she’s eating it.

  7. Tik

    She has all the money in the world and she’s eating a burger that looks like that? Is it filled with pills and semen?

    • The Critical Crassness

      No,it’s a Fatburger and if you haven’t ever had one,it would be impossible to explain one to you. Let’s just say the name fits the burger.

  8. ad nauseum

    “See?!? I’m not racist. I’m eating a fat burger”

  9. I see no evidence of eating.

  10. Bucky Barnes

    Paris: “Tokidoki Youth Relief? I thought this was the Herpes Fun Run!”

  11. Proving that she’s never done either one, she is eating a Fatburger just before going for a run.

  12. Deesus

    googles ‘how to run’ on phone

  13. She’s not eating it, she’s clearly attempting to email it to Nicole Richie. God bless you Paris, never stop fighting for your friends life.

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