Toldcha Bieber Smurfed that.
Welcome to another exciting edition of The Crap We Missed. Thrill at the sight of Christina Aguilera being seconds away from telling Matthew Rutler to “mole her!” Marvel at Samantha Ronson’s new girlfriend who may or may not be Rashida Jones! And be astounded by the other-worldly crime-fighting skills of the Los Angeles Police Department!
All this.. and Paris Hilton contemplating eating food. GASP!
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Read who the party was thrown for & it makes a little more sense.
So Canadian semen really *is* blue…huh.
look at that poor driver’s face.
poor guy!
Victor had it all turning around, a new job and a fresh start. It all turned wrong though when he realized his first job would be driving a manatee and a man making out for hours.
Ew, old people sex!
The first and last time Jude Law will ever be referred to as leaving “The Box.”
He’s married to Fergie, so he’s no stranger to public weirdness in behavior & garb.
THIS is what pesci meant by “funny like a clown”
Why is he hanging out with the Black Eyed Peas without Fergie?
dude you look like stallone, and i don’t mean in a cool way
Josh Duhamel teaches the Power Rangers the technique he uses to fend off Fergie’s sexual advances.
“Back, I say!! My ass is just now healed up enough to where I don’t walk around shitting my pants involuntarily. On guard!”
The precise moment the smell from their open mouths wafted to the front of the car
wow she looks… FEMININE! impressive..
“please stop”
That’s cocaine that you see flying around in the air.
Charlie provided the distraction while his sobriety coach threw the 80 kilos out the turret window.
Winning!
He has tiny feet.
I’ve seen cops fired for less . . .
No you haven’t.
Cops can, and do, get fired for less. Posing for photos in uniform is something strictly regulated by departmental policy. Don’t try to call someone out when you are ignorant on the subject, it makes you look foolish.
Posing for photos in uniform is not a violation of any police department policy, anywhere.
Apparently this photo was taken in the blast radius of one of Charlie’s seven-gram rocks.
I love her no matter what she wears or what color her hair is.
Oh man, I did not expect Lindsay was meant to be her new hooker name.
I thought Perez Hilton was universally reviled by celebrities because he posts pics of their kids on his blog and draws penises on their faces? Why are they celebrating him instead of giving him the vicious sack beating he so richly deserves?
Because Jennifer Aniston healed him, remember?
Then I vote we go beat up on Jennifer Aniston for this.
It’s her Wednesday Adams impression.
Fun fact: his jeans are actually tight on Kim.
Swiss shepherdess braids plus African influence print plus no pants….she must be on her way to court again.
Rashida Jones used to be engaged to Mark Ronson. That’s her, but she’s probably not Samantha’s gf.
Boyfriend? That guy’s black?
LOL…yeah she just thinks so since he spells his name Kris instead of Chris
Google him, he’s definitely a light-skinned black or at least mulatto!
Or dark-skinned White…
Suddenly the disaster in Japan doesn’t seem so bad.
He was about to say “Get a room” until he realized he was driving them there.
Make a sex tape with him & immediately release it.
that’s the plan…but word is: he can’t shake his new-found flaccidness
I don’t get it. Is it like a costume or.. not..
too bad it’s not henri paul driving..
Well played sir…
+1 for the obscure death reference.
I’m pretty sure your ankle isn’t suppose to be the same diameter as your thigh.
Legs like Doric Columns.
Everyone’s job sucks.
It’s like a rags to riches before picture.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. If you ever…EVER…post a photo of a model at the beach wearing JEANS again, I will sue you in federal court. That’s a borderline hate crime.
Ugh she dresses like an olsen twin. so much for that sexy ass video on the bike the other day
I was made to wear this dress but you can’t make me stand up straight or comb my hair.
Perfect caption!
Fuggie
Why is he leaning into frame?
He is being subjected to an utterly revolting display, and you think he’s worried about the fucking paps?
Wasn’t “Paris Hilton Eating a Fatburger” the sequel to “One Night in Paris?”
I’d hit it.
I have no idea who he is but the blogger has provided me reasons to hate him immediately.
At least get her face in the picture. Have some respect for your craft you no good scum sucking pap.
The drummer knows that if he makes eye contact, he’s going to prison.
Looks like an embarrassed 12 year old boy that was forced to wear his sister’s dress and get his picture taken.
LMAO exactly!
do like skinny girls too but that lighting makes her look emaciated
When I shut my eyes I’m invisible to everyone around me.
…and it was at that precise moment that Armando realized that his life, did in fact, suck out loud.
no idea who the dude is but that chick looks hot, is she that cross eyed one from the other day? lookin mighty fine here
drummer looks like stuttering john
I see you Billy Connolly.
Babyyyy ruuuuth?!
She was there studying the craft, so next time she shows up on The Daily Show, she might actually be funny. Save your breath honey and our time. Women, and lawyers aren’t funny. Take off your top.