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Are those racing stripes?
Am I actually seeing the tag INSIDE the butt tights?
Classy!
If you can read this, you’re following too close!
That plug in her tights is the 21st Century version of the trapdoor in long johns. Just pop and poop!
The theme from 2001 is playing in my head.
Tag, you’re it!
Today Christina Aguilara was counted the latest victim of angles and weird shirts. West Hollywood Police stated they have no leads on the angle perpetrator, but have solid leads on weird shirt. Until arrests are made, all Hollywood starlets are warned “under no circumstances, should you be fat”.
Once the angle perpetrator is caught though, the book will be thrown at them… Maximum penalty 20 years, likely penalty, 20 minutes.
that was some funny shit!
It’s like frosting should be oozing from her ankles.
I’m not embracing this whole “love your body the way it is” movement. I miss the good old days when I would open a magazine and see beautiful, in shape celebrities that made me want to kill myself. Now I just feel so…empty…..and….pretty.
Haha! Oh that’s good.
+1
I thought this was CoCo for a split second.
It is not a tag, it is an instructions sticker for buttfucking
In the event of a water landing, merely pull the white tab and the 12 person inflatable raft will deploy and inflate.
Oh Chrithtina, I thee your thong…
1) queer hat
2) straw hair
3) mom ass
I guess Britney DID hold up better after all.
She’s looking back to see if her ass made it around the corner yet.
hahaha!
exorcist head spin in 3…2…
“For best traction, inflate each cheek to 75 PSI…”
did she have babies, or are they still wriggling around in her pants?
even the man in the apron looks appalled
I thought that was a woman….
Wow, she turned around so fast her tits fell to her ass.
Somebody call a cab?
At least one person on Earth will still tag that ass. Idiot.
Ain’t a thing wrong with that ass in my book.
Well at least she has the decency to make sure the seam of her pantyhose lines up with her ass crack. ‘Cause like, if it were a little to the side, that would be sooo embarrassing, you guys!
She’s in that difficult transitional period of her life – ass too fat for white boys and insufficient junk in the trunk for the brothers.
Why did someone put Christina Aguilera’s head on Jennifer love Hewitt’s body?
It reads:
“Place Chalupa here if other opening is occupied.”
I’d like to click the “view full size” icon in the upper left, but I’m afraid it will bust out the sides of my monitor.
that ass
NOTE TO ALL WOMEN WHO HAVE RECENTLY GAINED A BUNCH OF WEIGHT: Black tights, no matter how often you wear them, will not make you look any thinner. Less food does. This bitch looks like a beached Orca whale.
Seriously! Whoever came up with the “black makes you look thinner” trend needs to die.
In 2002 that ass had a big black X on it. Now it has a price tag. Plus ça change…
Remember in 1998 when you and your buddies argued over who was hotter: Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Well, it’s 2011 now, and one became Britney Spears and the other is Christina Aguilera. Congratulations, you have the taste and foresight of Charlie Sheen.
+1
she applied the band-aid-over-nipple technique to a considerably more challenging task
+1
I would still do her with Chuckles Sheen the Love Machine….Doll. Actually…yeah, can you IMAGINE the notes she could hit giving head? I’ll take a hit for mankind with an ass like that, if I could give the legendary “Golden Voice” my “Tonsils Tickler” and go to heaven one ivory tooth at a time!
¶It says goodbye, I say hello. Hello,hello don’t know why you say good buy when it says hello¶
When I woke up this morning, the last thing I expected was to see Lou Ferrigno in an apron giving Christina Aguilera the stink eye outside a Hollywood club.
kill it with pancakes.
And with this picture it’s official – everyone has now tagged that ass.
Why is her ass frowning at me?
The only real part on her is her… oh no, nevermind, I can still see the price.
The only real part on her is her… oh no, nevermind, I can still see the price tag.
Come on Xtina – even YOU know you haven’t been hot for at least 5 years…
It’s a shame. She use to be so hot.
Hasn’t she heard that the giant ass craze is about over in Hollywood? The new trend is waifs.
Just more photographic evidence that everyone tagging that ass is paid to do so.
Keep back 10 feet.
Beeep … beeep … beeep.
Oh please, that’s obviously the tip of a much larger object that got wedged between her butt cheeks. Possible a FedEx truck.
you guys must be anorexic and sick if you think this ass is fat …. i pitty your unhappy life in your mom s basement coz it makes you so bitter, angry jealous and blind ! : )