The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.9.15

Since every goddamn event that nobody cares about aside from The Grammys happened this weekend, we decided to shove the highlights from all of them into today’s The Crap We Missed. There was the BAFTAs, which Tom Cruise showed up and awkwardly smiled through, the Director’s Guild Awards, where January Jones icily bitchfaced presumably to remind everyone that she got knocked up by one of those, and the NAACP Image Awards featuring this Taraji P. Henson photo which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that we’re equal opportunity assholes. Oh yeah, there’s also an Abigail Ratchford video down below which you should, uh, definitely watch. Right now.

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