The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.6.12

February 6th, 2012 // 546 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed full of treasures like Russell Crowe eyeing up his Blackberry’s next target, Ray J propositioning Whitney Houston with a career-reviving golden shower, Tim Burton feeling the joy of fatherhood and Ashley Tisdale getting this porn plot all wrong. You order the extra sausage, not deliver it. And here I thought Disney was preparing these kids for the sex industry.

Objects in the rear view mirror are closer than they app- JESUS,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
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    Sweet zombie jesus! I’ve seen Alien, I know what’s coming next.

  2. Whitney Houston Ray J
    JPC
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    Nothing makes Whitney smile quite like a night of crack and golden showers!

  3. Simon Cowell Overcoat Cigarette
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s a look more associated with an open fly

  4. Artie Lange
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    I thought he was dead? I’m not joking, I thought he committed suicide like 2 years ago.

  5. Shauna Sand Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Out of frame: her personal assistant who follows her everywhere with a brass pole.

  6. Tim Burton Sledding Son Billy
    Baddog
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    I never seen someone look so solemn while riding a sled down a hill, but knowing Tim Burton he is creating some sort of wicked nightmare along the way.

    • it had to be said

      Maybe he’s just annoyed that he can’t sled with his kid without some assface taking a picture.

  7. Mel B Butt Yoga Pants
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    hmm…what could the “B” possibly stand for.

  8. Russell Crowe Danielle Spencer Butt Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    And where have you been Mr. and what have you been doing?

  9. Jessica Alba Butt Leather Pants
    tlmck
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    It’s Pippa!

  10. Mel B Butt Yoga Pants
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    is that sign showing how the mafia deals with dogs who talk to the feds?

  11. Whitney Houston Ray J
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Are you there yet? Are you? Are you? Are you there yet?

  12. Whitney Houston Ray J
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    sex tape in 3..2..1…

  13. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw
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    I feel bad saying anything mean about her. She can’t help that her face looks like a silly-putty impression of a gorilla.

  14. Tim Burton Sledding Son Billy
    EricLr
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    Wish I had a nickel for every time that kid is going to hear “Why is your dad so weird?” from other kids.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      When the kid responds, “You must not have seen my Mom yet”, you know he’s in trouble.

  15. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
    Johnny P!
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    Lately, she always seems to be posing against a brisk breeze, a strong draft, or gale-force winds. Hmmmm…

  16. Charlize Theron Carrying Beer
    EricLr
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    Looks like Hollywood finally told her to get out.

  17. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
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    Ohhhh. Curssica. This explains the Patriots’ loss.

  18. Morgan Freeman Glove Scarf
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    I assume he lost the other glove challenging some punk ass to a duel.

  19. Tim Burton Sledding Son Billy
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    Not seen: Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner, a weird wig and holding a vintage film camera.

  20. Artie Lange
    EricLr
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    He really should go back on the heroin.

  21. Randy Travis Mugshot Public Intoxication
    Country Bumpkin
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    The things a guy has to do to keep cred in the Honky Tonkin’ ‘hood…

  22. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
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    Is that her skin between her sweater and pants or is she wearing like a skinsuit. WTF am I looking at?

  23. Charlize Theron Carrying Beer
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    Oh, come on. Who wears those shoes to go to BevMo?

  24. Charlize Theron Carrying Beer
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    It’s such a pain in the ass to own a cardboard powered Prius.

  25. Randy Travis Mugshot Public Intoxication
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    Someone should tell Superman about Brainac being arrested.

  26. Simon Cowell Overcoat Cigarette
    EricLr
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    If I had to work with Paula Abdul, I’d be smoking a lot too.

  27. Ashley Tisdale Short Shorts Pizza
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    Pizza Pizza

  28. Lingerie Football League
    JPC
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    Marshawn Lynch got a nice boob job, I see.

  29. Debra Messing The Today Show
    EricLr
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    Crazy eyes? I’m not crazy! YOU HEAR ME BITCH, I’M NOT CRAZY!!

  30. Michael Pitt Hoodie Red Sunglasses
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    Must be hipster chic to look like a ladybug

  31. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
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    Well, if you believe old wives’ tales, she’s going to have a girl.

  32. Whitney Houston Ray J
    EricLr
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    And Iiiiiiiiii willll alwaysss love crackkkk.

  33. Mel B Butt Yoga Pants
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    That’s one ugly dog

  34. Artie Lange
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    That settles it. I have in in the 2012 Death Pool.

  35. Russell Crowe Danielle Spencer Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    He’d already been in ten fistfights just that morning.

  36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
    arnieblackblack
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    Nice thumb ring… and tits

  37. Seal Turtleneck Camera Super Bowl
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    Those pumpkin carving templates are getting scary.

  38. Artie Lange
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You never go full Nolte

  39. Jessica Alba Butt Leather Pants
    EricLr
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    How do I use these “keys” thing again?

  40. Debra Messing The Today Show
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    Relax Debra, the sign says “no smoking”, go ahead and fart.

  41. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw
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    It cost a fortune, but Bruce had her air bag made out of Kevlar.

  42. Lingerie Football League
    EricLr
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    And not only are they hot, but the one of the right is a better QB than Tom Brady.

  43. Ashley Tisdale Short Shorts Pizza
    arnieblackblack
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    I’d rather eat the pizza

  44. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw
    Deacon Jones
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    “…you’re…one, ugly mother…fuc-”

    “RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!”

  45. Whitney Houston Ray J
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    “It’s cool baby, my dick makes chicks FAMOUS!”
    “CRACK!
    “uh yeah, we can smoke up too”
    “CRACK!”
    “uh, that’s all you’ve said all night”
    “CRACK!”
    “damn…50 year old pussy ain’t worth this”

  46. Russell Crowe Danielle Spencer Butt Yoga Pants
    Cookie
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    If he had white hair he’d be Archie Bunker.

  47. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    arnieblackblack
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    I didn’t know j-Lo was up the (Hilary) Duff

  48. Kirsten Dunst Sundress Pale Skin
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    Jellybeans and wine…oh THAT’S how she stays in…that…shape.

  49. Mel B Butt Yoga Pants
    arnieblackblack
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    She put the ‘B’ in hubba, hubba!

  50. Simon Cowell Overcoat Cigarette
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    Simon hates it when he burps up whoever it was he just ate.

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