The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.6.12

February 6th, 2012 // 546 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed full of treasures like Russell Crowe eyeing up his Blackberry’s next target, Ray J propositioning Whitney Houston with a career-reviving golden shower, Tim Burton feeling the joy of fatherhood and Ashley Tisdale getting this porn plot all wrong. You order the extra sausage, not deliver it. And here I thought Disney was preparing these kids for the sex industry.

Objects in the rear view mirror are closer than they app- JESUS,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
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    I didn’t know she had friends who weren’t gummi or some sort of cured meat.

  2. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
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    To know one can come home and cry on these makes all those meanie Giselle Bunchen comments hurt less…

  3. Randy Travis Mugshot Public Intoxication
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    I would not mess with that man.

  4. Charlize Theron Carrying Beer
    Cock Dr
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    Party at Charlize’s house!

  5. Seal Turtleneck Camera Super Bowl
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    Ask him if you can touch his camera if you no longer value life.

  6. Ashley Tisdale Short Shorts Pizza
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    (Whistling) Not gonna look at her butt… not gonna look at her butt… OH sweet momosas those are nice…

  7. Randy Travis Mugshot Public Intoxication
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    He was arrested in Sanger TX which is 55 miles north of Dallas.

    • tlmck

      And only a few miles from his house just off Richland Chambers lake. Awesome looking place.

    • I like how the Dallas people need to insist this happened somewhere else. “We don’t cotton to the celebrity shenanigans they put up with in L.A. This here is God’s countr—dammit, Khloe!!”

      • I don’t care whether it’s Dallas or anywhere else. To say he was arrested in Dallas instead of the actual town is just flat out lazy reporting. Fish just grabbed the headline from TMZ.

  8. Ashley Tisdale Short Shorts Pizza
    Cock Dr
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    Party at Ashley’s house!

  9. Whitney Houston Ray J
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    Which one is slumming it?

  10. Michael Pitt Hoodie Red Sunglasses
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    Well mission accomplished… Apparently you CAN mix a sparkly vampire look with a drag queen…

  11. Charlize Theron Carrying Beer
    tlmck
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    She makes her own beer too?

  12. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
    Deacon Jones
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    “……she’s GONNA BLOW!!!!!”

  13. Seal Turtleneck Camera Super Bowl
    Alex
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    Bond villian if I ever saw one.

  14. Ashley Tisdale Short Shorts Pizza
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    I don’t know Fish, I think she’s got the porn plot correct; bringing 2 pizzas to my place. Still don’t know why I like this chick but something about her makes me….. OK, I’m going home for the day.

  15. Tim Burton Sledding Son Billy
    Johnny P!
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    He can even make something as fun and innocent as sledding with your child on a field of white snow seem macabre. Back home, Helena is no doubt adding eye of newt to the hot chocolate.

  16. Seal Turtleneck Camera Super Bowl
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    Stop squinting… It makes you look like one of Mike Tyson’s girlfriends…

  17. Simon Cowell Overcoat Cigarette
    Alex
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    Do I ever button my shirt? No! Not even for F**** snow.

  18. Debra Messing The Today Show
    Alex
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    No my life is going somewhere. My agent promises me someone will call soon. Stay upbeat. Smile. Smile. SMILE!!!

  19. Artie Lange
    Cock Dr
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    Artie’s still alive?
    There’s probably a party at his house too.

  20. Randy Travis Mugshot Public Intoxication
    Johnny P!
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    Like the dog in the ads for the humane society that no one wants to adopt.

  21. Whitney Houston Ray J
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    I don’t get it. The dude has relative fame and some money and still decides to bang a broke crack ho?

  22. Randy Travis Mugshot Public Intoxication
    Deacon Jones
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    (glances at cut-out magazine photo of Chris Hansen, crushes in fist, looks up at mirror)

    “Wait’ll he gets a load of me.”

  23. Ashley Tisdale Short Shorts Pizza
    tlmck
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    If she showed up at my door, that pizza would get awful cold after 3 days.

  24. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
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    It looks more like Jessica tweeted a picture of herself with TWO of her friends…and some chick with big teeth.

  25. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw
    Johnny P!
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    When in doubt, always follow your chin.

  26. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    tlmck
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    Competing with Jessica Simpson over who will steals headlines from the other.

  27. Russell Crowe Danielle Spencer Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Now now listen here sugartits (Mel taught me that one), if I don’t hear about how you’re planning the most amazing BJ when I get home, knuckle sandwiches are gonna fly”

  28. Tim Burton Sledding Son Billy
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    What you can’t see in the photo is that they’re riding on Johnny Depp’s back.

  29. Charlize Theron Carrying Beer
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    I guess she can’t handle the 90 Minute IPA.

  30. Russell Crowe Danielle Spencer Butt Yoga Pants
    Alex
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    “I was a gladiator. No one can defeat me. Really. No one.”

  31. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
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    WTF happened to her? Did she bang Lohan?

  32. Jessica Alba Butt Leather Pants
    Alex
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    How would you know this was her?

  33. Charlize Theron Carrying Beer
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    She just recently discovered they named a brewery after her highschool nickname, and now she’s hooked.

  34. Artie Lange
    Deacon Jones
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    I met him in New York.

    He’s about as real as they come. A dying breed amongst manufactured “comedians” (see Dane Cook, Jimmy Fallon) these days.

    • Mitch

      what is a manufactured comedian? you’re a dummy!

    • Felonious Monkey

      Artie did a benefit for a friend of mine. He’s a really nice guy.
      I have to disagree about Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy’s been doing comedy since his teens. He happened to get on SNL and to this day works with a lot of great writers.
      Dane Cook, however, is just a social media phenomenon who got lucky with his dumb frat boy jokes.

  35. Morgan Freeman Glove Scarf
    Johnny P!
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    Years of abuse in Shawshank have given the man some Sassy Style!

  36. Shauna Sand Tight Dress
    Alex
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    Red court vampire. Don’t let her saliva get on you.

  37. Artie Lange
    tlmck
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    Can’t take his eyes off Maria Menounos’s butt in spandex.

  38. Lingerie Football League
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    Not to sound racist but most of the black players have more testastarone than the entire Giants and Patriots combined.

  39. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
    Baddog
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    I am more attracted to her friend who is slowly disappearing over Jessica.

  40. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
    Alex
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    Future cryptcreeper look alike contest winner right here.

  41. Randy Travis Mugshot Public Intoxication
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    The fascinating thing is that genetically he’s 99.5% the same as a human. Eat THAT creationists!

  42. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Twitter Super Bowl
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    great tits!

  43. Irina Shayk
    Alex
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    I don’t know who this lady is, but she’s wearing too much clothing.

  44. Michael Pitt Hoodie Red Sunglasses
    Alex
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    Well, it’s good to see that Bam Margera is looking thinner.

  45. Ashley Tisdale Short Shorts Pizza
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    Why hello Ashley…I see you have a hot box.

  46. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I like the way she ploughs her own furrow

  47. Michael Pitt Hoodie Red Sunglasses
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    I wish he’d get shot in the face some more.

  48. Kirsten Dunst Sundress Pale Skin
    Johnny P!
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    Passerby: “Hey, Kirsten! How’s the career goin’?”
    Kirsten: “Uh, excuse me… I have to get these groceries home fast!”

  49. Whitney Houston Ray J
    tlmck
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    She’s reduced to giving hand jobs in cars now?

  50. Michael Pitt Hoodie Red Sunglasses
    Baddog
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    Who the fuck is Michael Pitt?

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