Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed full of treasures like Russell Crowe eyeing up his Blackberry’s next target, Ray J propositioning Whitney Houston with a career-reviving golden shower, Tim Burton feeling the joy of fatherhood and Ashley Tisdale getting this porn plot all wrong. You order the extra sausage, not deliver it. And here I thought Disney was preparing these kids for the sex industry.
Objects in the rear view mirror are closer than they app- JESUS,
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I didn’t know she had friends who weren’t gummi or some sort of cured meat.
To know one can come home and cry on these makes all those meanie Giselle Bunchen comments hurt less…
I would not mess with that man.
Party at Charlize’s house!
Ask him if you can touch his camera if you no longer value life.
(Whistling) Not gonna look at her butt… not gonna look at her butt… OH sweet momosas those are nice…
He was arrested in Sanger TX which is 55 miles north of Dallas.
And only a few miles from his house just off Richland Chambers lake. Awesome looking place.
I like how the Dallas people need to insist this happened somewhere else. “We don’t cotton to the celebrity shenanigans they put up with in L.A. This here is God’s countr—dammit, Khloe!!”
I don’t care whether it’s Dallas or anywhere else. To say he was arrested in Dallas instead of the actual town is just flat out lazy reporting. Fish just grabbed the headline from TMZ.
Party at Ashley’s house!
Ashley’s got the pizza, Charlize’s got the beer.
Neither has an ass.
(I’d give Charlize the best 7 minutes of her life despite that.)
Which one is slumming it?
The camera man for having to follow these two around. “Really I got to follow Whitney around? And she’s hanging with Ray J?? Look if you don’t like me just fire me ok?”
Agreed. Someone get that man a DeVry brochure!
Well mission accomplished… Apparently you CAN mix a sparkly vampire look with a drag queen…
She makes her own beer too?
“……she’s GONNA BLOW!!!!!”
evidently she didn’t
Bond villian if I ever saw one.
I don’t know Fish, I think she’s got the porn plot correct; bringing 2 pizzas to my place. Still don’t know why I like this chick but something about her makes me….. OK, I’m going home for the day.
He can even make something as fun and innocent as sledding with your child on a field of white snow seem macabre. Back home, Helena is no doubt adding eye of newt to the hot chocolate.
Stop squinting… It makes you look like one of Mike Tyson’s girlfriends…
Do I ever button my shirt? No! Not even for F**** snow.
Moobs that size need a lot of air circulation.
Yep…otherwise the mildew and mold set in like a b**ch!
No my life is going somewhere. My agent promises me someone will call soon. Stay upbeat. Smile. Smile. SMILE!!!
Artie’s still alive?
There’s probably a party at his house too.
I’m as surprised as you at his continued living.
Like the dog in the ads for the humane society that no one wants to adopt.
I don’t get it. The dude has relative fame and some money and still decides to bang a broke crack ho?
maybe he had a crush on her as a kid
(glances at cut-out magazine photo of Chris Hansen, crushes in fist, looks up at mirror)
“Wait’ll he gets a load of me.”
If she showed up at my door, that pizza would get awful cold after 3 days.
It looks more like Jessica tweeted a picture of herself with TWO of her friends…and some chick with big teeth.
When in doubt, always follow your chin.
Bahahaha
Competing with Jessica Simpson over who will steals headlines from the other.
She looks like she stole the biggest turkey at the supermarket.
“Now now listen here sugartits (Mel taught me that one), if I don’t hear about how you’re planning the most amazing BJ when I get home, knuckle sandwiches are gonna fly”
What you can’t see in the photo is that they’re riding on Johnny Depp’s back.
I guess she can’t handle the 90 Minute IPA.
“I was a gladiator. No one can defeat me. Really. No one.”
WTF happened to her? Did she bang Lohan?
How would you know this was her?
She just recently discovered they named a brewery after her highschool nickname, and now she’s hooked.
I met him in New York.
He’s about as real as they come. A dying breed amongst manufactured “comedians” (see Dane Cook, Jimmy Fallon) these days.
what is a manufactured comedian? you’re a dummy!
If I have to explain it to you, you’re the dummy
Artie did a benefit for a friend of mine. He’s a really nice guy.
I have to disagree about Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy’s been doing comedy since his teens. He happened to get on SNL and to this day works with a lot of great writers.
Dane Cook, however, is just a social media phenomenon who got lucky with his dumb frat boy jokes.
Years of abuse in Shawshank have given the man some Sassy Style!
Duna duna duna nuna Scarf Man duna nuna nuna duna Scarf Man
Red court vampire. Don’t let her saliva get on you.
Can’t take his eyes off Maria Menounos’s butt in spandex.
Not to sound racist but most of the black players have more testastarone than the entire Giants and Patriots combined.
I am more attracted to her friend who is slowly disappearing over Jessica.
Future cryptcreeper look alike contest winner right here.
The fascinating thing is that genetically he’s 99.5% the same as a human. Eat THAT creationists!
great tits!
I don’t know who this lady is, but she’s wearing too much clothing.
Well, it’s good to see that Bam Margera is looking thinner.
Why hello Ashley…I see you have a hot box.
TWO hot boxes. One on top, one on the bottom.
I like the way she ploughs her own furrow
I wish he’d get shot in the face some more.
Passerby: “Hey, Kirsten! How’s the career goin’?”
Kirsten: “Uh, excuse me… I have to get these groceries home fast!”
She’s reduced to giving hand jobs in cars now?
Who the fuck is Michael Pitt?
+1 Spicoli Jr. maybe?