The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.3.14

February 3rd, 2014 // 528 Comments

Don’t even act like you don’t know who that is.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll just shoot it to you guys straight. It’s snowing like a motherfucker here and that puts me in a mood most foul, so instead of trying to make this post seem more interesting than a goddamn flaming-hammer-of-justice wielding ambulance chaser I’ll just go ahead and lower that bar. There’s Dexter spitting in the general direction of the paparazzi – SCANDAL!, David Hasselhoff driving what must be one of those french fry grease powered cars, and Woody Allen who’s apparently allowed to bring his own treats into sporting events.

What? Oh, I crossed the line? My apologies, he’s real stand-up dude, I shouldn’t have,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chris Christie Holding Helmet Super Bowl XLVIII Handoff Ceremony
    lawn
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    “Sorry I’m late, got caught in a traffic jam.”

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Tight Leather Minidress 11th Annual Leather & Laces Party Super Bowl XLVIII
    jack
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    Boner…that is all

  3. Naomi Watts Liev Schreiber Climbing Rope
    anonymous
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    Didn’t Liev learn the trick to climbing a rope in gym? You wrap some of the slack around one of your ankles so it tightens whenever you take a break and loosens when you start to climb again.

    Trying doing what his daughter is doing and see what happens to your nuts.

  4. Taylor Swift Fan Being Thrown Out Of Concert
    anonymous
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    He should be embarrassed. Not for being arrested but for being at a TS concert.

  5. April Rose Cleavage Maxim Big Game Weekend Super Bowl Party
    jack
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    OMG I totally never expected to get photographed at a Super Bowl wearing this unbelievably tight dress. Wait, hold on, let me put on my surprise face

  6. Michael C Hall Spitting At Paparazzi
    anonymous
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    What the hell is on Dexter’s chin and why does his dog look like it just had a happy ending?

  7. Chris Christie Holding Helmet Super Bowl XLVIII Handoff Ceremony
    rican
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    “Where the donuts! I don’t care about a fucking helmet! You said there were going to be donuts! I want the donuts!!”

  8. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    anonymous
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    Never realized before that she’s with that trend of hot chicks tattooing stupid sentences on their bodies.

  9. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Yoga Pants LAX
    anonymous
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    When did she become black?

  10. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Huge Stuffed Bear Berlinale
    anonymous
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    Somewhere out there both Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber started flicking their beans.

  11. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Combat Boots Blue Socks
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    BANG! *squints through scope* Dammit! Only winged his right shoulder!

  12. Kylie Jenner Legs Slit Dress
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    Which one is Kylie?

  13. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Combat Boots Blue Socks
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    “Since Jim Varney is dead, I can steal his whole act…NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!”

  14. Tom Arnold Skinny Weight Loss DIRECTV 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl
    jep
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    Why is Tom Arnold at a “celebrity” event? Is he waiting tables or something?

  15. David Beckham Huge Crotch Poster Bodywear Launch
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    Well, I’ll be damned, you’re right … David Beckham *is* in that picture.

  16. Kylie Jenner Legs Slit Dress
    jep
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    LOL Nothing really needs to be said.

  17. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    diversity hire
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    Poor Alec. Where did it all go wrong with this little pig?

  18. Dr Oz AJ Calloway DIRECTV 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl
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    “Now cough.”

  19. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Holding Alex Trebeks Hand 2014 Writers Guild Awards Ceremony
    jep
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    “I must go now. By the way, stay out of Canada, bitch.”

  20. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up Loss DIRECTV 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl
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    At last my love has come along
    My lonely days are over
    And life is like a song

    C’mere, dreamboat I got somethin’ for ya

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Tight Leather Minidress 11th Annual Leather & Laces Party Super Bowl XLVIII
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    So that’s what happened to the vinyl chair we put on the curb for the trash collectors to take it away

    I hope she didn’t use the part the cat peed on

  22. Stephen Baldwin Rutger Hauer Michael Madsen Sights Of Death Pre Berlinale Party NUR BAR
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    Rutger is still dressing conservatively, I see

  23. John McCain Yellow Teeth Laughing Dinner For The Munich Security Conference At Munich Residenz
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    Huh, I thought wooden teeth went out with George Washington.

  24. Nina Agdal Butt Yoga Pants DIRECTV 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl
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    “You think I have a nice ass? I think I have a nice ass!”

  25. Kim Kardashian Fat Stuffed Into Tight Clothes
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    Ha, ha! That’s hilarious! Her ass looks HUGE! Her head and legs look like they came from one woman and her boobs from another! And look how wide and flat that guy with the camera looks. Funhouse mirrors always crack me up!

    Wait, what?

  26. Chris Christie Holding Helmet Super Bowl XLVIII Handoff Ceremony
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    Did he give the Seahawks defense a pep talk later on? They were amazing at blocking lanes.

  27. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Stine Kronborg Paddleboard
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    Ass Crack Photo Op… Go!

  28. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Maxim Big Game Weekend Super Bowl Party
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    Wow, pretty.

  29. Michael C Hall Spitting At Paparazzi
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    “I love small dogs, they sure are tasty!”

  30. Steven Tyler Howard Sterns Birthday Bash SiriusXM
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    After a rough night, it must take him a good half an hour to get all that shit off from around his neck.

  31. Kim Kardashian Fat Stuffed Into Tight Clothes
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    You couldn’t straighten that with a steam roller.

  32. April Rose Cleavage Maxim Big Game Weekend Super Bowl Party
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    Does someone need to run in and prop her up every 30 seconds or so?

    • crb

      No, but she does need an expert breast-adjuster, ones that size could get shifted all out of whack pretty easy.

      .
      …-Especially if she got punched by a guy in a trash can.

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Tight Leather Minidress 11th Annual Leather & Laces Party Super Bowl XLVIII
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    So—her boyfriend likes to get blow jobs in gravel parking lots?

  34. Steven Tyler Howard Sterns Birthday Bash SiriusXM
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    ” I am a doctor of philosophy from Edinburgh, I am a doctor of law from Christ College, I am a doctor of medicine from Harvard. My friends, out of courtesy, call me doctor.”

  35. Steven Tyler Howard Sterns Birthday Bash SiriusXM
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    Scantbeard the Pirate.

  36. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Boob Window Dress SHAPE And Mens Fitness Super Bowl Concert Dinner Party
    Ross
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    Male Thai Prostitute anyone?

  37. Kim Kardashian Fat Stuffed Into Tight Clothes
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    It looks like Bessie is out of her pen again .The farmer must be feeding her well.

  38. Joanna Krupa Cleavage See Through Dress PreGame Bash Hyde Bellagio
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    This woman is just drop dead sexy, EVERY TIME.

  39. Kylie Jenner Legs Slit Dress
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    Man she been workin out, who’s the chick on the right.

  40. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    anonymous
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    Someone want to explain to me how posting your ass on instagram every week counts as “modeling”?

  41. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Combat Boots Blue Socks
    anonymous
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    Shia’s Budlight shirt and camo pants must be in the wash.

  42. Nina Agdal Butt Yoga Pants DIRECTV 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl
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    Now if only she would hide her weird looking face.

  43. Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Pregnant Fat Face Weight Gain
    Vlad
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    I’m sorry, it’s the only seats I could get us for the Super Bowl

  44. Kylie Jenner Legs Slit Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Be careful not to step in the ‘Khloe.’ Oh—sorry, but that’s what we call it around here.”

  45. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Boob Window Dress SHAPE And Mens Fitness Super Bowl Concert Dinner Party
    anonymous
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    Looks like her hair has been pulled back so tight her forehead was stretched.

  46. Kim Kardashian Fat Stuffed Into Tight Clothes
    anonymous
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    She is built like a whole chicken that you can get at the grocery store.

  47. Michael C Hall Spitting At Paparazzi
    Vlad
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    Come on, Philip, where the hell are you? Your coffee’s getting cold.

  48. Kim Kardashian Fat Stuffed Into Tight Clothes
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    This is what happens when you try to stuff ten pounds of bologna into a five-pound bag.

  49. David Hasselhoff Screaming Race Car 2014 Acceleration Press Conference Katwijk The Netherlands
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    “WHOO WHEE!!! Paul Walker’s got nothin’ on me!”

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