Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.
Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,
- The Superficial
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
And there is the stupid tattoo. I knew there had to be at least one.
them shorts are too short for an old lady, even if her legs are skinny. it looks way out of line… way. out of line.
She’s 41. She only LOOKS like she’s on the other side of 55.
A murse and a satchel?!?!
Where else is he supposed to keep his compact?
A murse, a satchel, and a trapper keeper.
he’s still so hot i’d suck a fart out of his ass and hold it like a bong rip.
Um…ok, I was going to say that grampaw Han Solo still looks squeezable. Your expressions of affection though will put you much farther up into the fan queue.
Janice Dickinson?
We at the Golden Globes again?
“Why, yes, even beautiful rich people leave the tags on their clothes.”
Must be the next photo, this comment needs to be moved.
She’s showing off selections from her “Dress Like a 12-Year-Old Boy from the 80s” collection.
and in the background there’s always mosh girl saying it all with her eyes
Dude. That’s, like, double-cleavage. Woah.
Perfection.
Debbie Gibson called… wants her Electric Youth back.
I loves me some intellectual wimmins.
used to be George Clooney’s sex toy but now is Steve-o’s crack ho. from the top of the tower to the basement shithouse in just a short few months.
Clooney got out while the going was good.
You can dress her up but she’s still gonna be drunk, shoeless, with smeared mascara, and smelling like puke hair by the end of the night.
exactly why i love her.
She looks like fuckin Davy Crockett!
Hahahaha.. Maybe Tina Yothers
In every picture, Fred Durst is in the background saying it all with his eyes.
I guarantee you that she has her baby before Hillary Duff
Still doable in a very sweaty, leathery, imagine back in the day kind of way.
Herrrooooo!
What the fuck is that little pedophile doing here?
Smile harder Stephen or I’ll stick my fingers deeper in your ass.
How long is the crotch on those pants? Good grief.
Yes, because THERE is the face a woman wants to look at during sex.
WHO???? nice tits though.
“Must…summon energy…from one-quarter of a celery stick…to…open car door….eeeHHHHH!”
Are they remaking Pretty In Pink?
Wow. Just WOW.
Wonk eyes are often a result of over-indulging in Botox, which, by golly, seems entirely evident in this photo.
She has her eyes closed because every body knows if a zombie sees it’s own reflation it will be frozen in place forever.
Be still, my heart.
Kim who?
“My inseam? Why do you ask?”
This is not an angle commonly seen on the network show, and that is a goddamned shame.
Nice to see her getting back into acting. And showing som tit.
Even skeletor takes vacations
Frickin’ lesbians.
That one old dyke resembles a biker’s over-accessorized Afghan hound.
she couldve floated on those and saved jack also
She is so low on the “Celebrity” meter no man offers to open her door for her.
It’s too cute…too sweet. My teeth hurt looking at this.
This picture is what gave Paula Deen diabetes.
The wheels have really come off this one.
Suddenly I am up for a game of tennis.
And BOGOF to you too
Very promising indeed. Now please take off the shirt.
Kate Winslet, hugging the world, one perv at a time.
“When he said clap, I thought he wanted applause.”
I do the exact same thing in front of girls. Always different result.
A little sideBar is always nice.
“SideBar, you’re on her?” (Say it out loud if you don’t get it right away.)
Very clever!
She is SIXTY FIVE years old.
and looks every nanosecond of it.
And her son is 53 or something isn’t he?
Where’s the organ and the monkkey?