The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.27.12

February 27th, 2012 // 762 Comments

Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.

Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
    El Jefe
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    And there is the stupid tattoo. I knew there had to be at least one.

  2. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    chupacabra
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    them shorts are too short for an old lady, even if her legs are skinny. it looks way out of line… way. out of line.

  3. John Malkovich Man Purse
    YoMamma
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    A murse and a satchel?!?!

  4. Harrison Ford
    bewbs
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    he’s still so hot i’d suck a fart out of his ass and hold it like a bong rip.

    • Cock Dr

      Um…ok, I was going to say that grampaw Han Solo still looks squeezable. Your expressions of affection though will put you much farther up into the fan queue.

  5. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Cleavage
    JC
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    Janice Dickinson?

  6. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    stacy
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    We at the Golden Globes again?

  7. Ian Somerhalder
    Raoul
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    “Why, yes, even beautiful rich people leave the tags on their clothes.”

  8. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    JC
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    She’s showing off selections from her “Dress Like a 12-Year-Old Boy from the 80s” collection.

  9. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    bewbs
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    and in the background there’s always mosh girl saying it all with her eyes

  10. Salma Hayek Cleavage See Through Dress
    GuidotheRed
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    Dude. That’s, like, double-cleavage. Woah.

  11. Bar Refaeli Side Boob
    stacy
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    Perfection.

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Corset Austin Butler
    YoMamma
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    Debbie Gibson called… wants her Electric Youth back.

  13. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    JC
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    I loves me some intellectual wimmins.

  14. Elisabetta Canalis Legs Slit Dress
    karlito
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    used to be George Clooney’s sex toy but now is Steve-o’s crack ho. from the top of the tower to the basement shithouse in just a short few months.

  15. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage
    YoMamma
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    You can dress her up but she’s still gonna be drunk, shoeless, with smeared mascara, and smelling like puke hair by the end of the night.

  16. Kesha Gold Tooth
    BP
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    She looks like fuckin Davy Crockett!

  17. Kesha Gold Tooth
    JC
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    In every picture, Fred Durst is in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  18. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Baby Bump
    DeucePickle
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    I guarantee you that she has her baby before Hillary Duff

  19. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Mike701
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    Still doable in a very sweaty, leathery, imagine back in the day kind of way.

  20. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
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    Herrrooooo!

  21. Giovanni Ribisi Pervert Moustache
    stacy
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    What the fuck is that little pedophile doing here?

  22. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Cleavage
    little turtle head
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    Smile harder Stephen or I’ll stick my fingers deeper in your ass.

  23. Jude Law
    YoMamma
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    How long is the crotch on those pants? Good grief.

  24. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Cleavage
    Raoul
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    Yes, because THERE is the face a woman wants to look at during sex.

  25. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
    karlito
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    WHO???? nice tits though.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
    JC
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    “Must…summon energy…from one-quarter of a celery stick…to…open car door….eeeHHHHH!”

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Corset Austin Butler
    Jon Hex
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    Are they remaking Pretty In Pink?

  28. Kate Upton Cleavage Robe Twitter
    stacy
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    Wow. Just WOW.

  29. Danica McKellar Cleavage
    Brought It
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    Wonk eyes are often a result of over-indulging in Botox, which, by golly, seems entirely evident in this photo.

  30. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
    Mike701
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    She has her eyes closed because every body knows if a zombie sees it’s own reflation it will be frozen in place forever.

  31. Ian Somerhalder
    Brought It
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    Be still, my heart.

  32. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    Raoul
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    Kim who?

  33. Jude Law
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    “My inseam? Why do you ask?”

  34. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    This is not an angle commonly seen on the network show, and that is a goddamned shame.

  35. Danica McKellar Cleavage
    stacy
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    Nice to see her getting back into acting. And showing som tit.

  36. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    slippinx12
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    Even skeletor takes vacations

  37. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Cleavage
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    Frickin’ lesbians.

  38. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    skunk
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    she couldve floated on those and saved jack also

  39. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Baby Bump
    stacy
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    She is so low on the “Celebrity” meter no man offers to open her door for her.

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Corset Austin Butler
    Cock Dr
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    It’s too cute…too sweet. My teeth hurt looking at this.

  41. Elisabetta Canalis Legs Slit Dress
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    The wheels have really come off this one.

  42. Bar Refaeli Side Boob
    El Jefe
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    Suddenly I am up for a game of tennis.

  43. Kate Gosselin No Make Up
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And BOGOF to you too

  44. Ian Somerhalder
    Cock Dr
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    Very promising indeed. Now please take off the shirt.

  45. Kate Winslet Cleavage
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    Kate Winslet, hugging the world, one perv at a time.

  46. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
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    “When he said clap, I thought he wanted applause.”

  47. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
    Kinky Koala
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    I do the exact same thing in front of girls. Always different result.

  48. Bar Refaeli Side Boob
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    A little sideBar is always nice.

  49. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She is SIXTY FIVE years old.

  50. Giovanni Ribisi Pervert Moustache
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    Where’s the organ and the monkkey?

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