The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.27.12

February 27th, 2012 // 762 Comments

Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.

Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vince Vaughan Kyla Weber
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    Is it just me, or does Vince Vaughan always look like he just ate about 34 cans of Chef Boyardee ravioli?

  2. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    She looks so awkward in a dress, come here baby, let me take that off for you.

  3. Jude Law
    El Jefe
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    He might want to get the number for the rehab clinic Gerard Butler went to, just saying.

  4. Bar Refaeli Side Boob
    Da Cheese
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    I could slobber on that side boob all day/night.

  5. Vince Vaughan Kyla Weber
    SSHGuru
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    His daughter looks hot.

  6. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    “Gaaaaaryyy Sheeeerrrrrlyyyyy! I waaaant you baaaaaack!:

  7. Bar Refaeli Side Boob
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    Siiiiideboooooooooooooob!!!!!

  8. Kate Upton Cleavage Robe Twitter
    Da Cheese
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    I fap to her youtube Dougie clip.

  9. Kesha Gold Tooth
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    Ke$hit

  10. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    SSHGuru
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    I seriously thought she had died years ago.

  11. Danica McKellar Cleavage
    Da Cheese
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    Kevin Arnold just busted a nut.

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage See Through Dress
    El Jefe
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    Well I guess we know why we did not see Khloe in that photo with her two sisters and Heidi Klum.

    R.I.P.

  13. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    DeucePickle
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    That’s a weird place to store extra titty fat

  14. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    chupacabra
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    …got a boob job.

    • DrRic

      Got some tit-tape more likely.

      There are pictures of the same event, and it looks more like she had a reduction, most unimpressive. The lesson is boobs are 3-dimensional – squash ‘em up here, less over there.

      • JPC

        DrRic is correct. All the other pictures of her at this event look extremely disappointing compared to this one, including the front-on shots of her posing with this dude.

        This photographer needs to work every celeb gathering, and must share his boob-enhancing angle technique with the other paparazzi.

  15. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Baby Bump
    Da Cheese
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    The only completion Cutler regrets.

  16. Kesha Gold Tooth
    blonde
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    I bet she’s drippin with patchouli.

  17. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    Desperately holding in the puke from having to have an octogenarian touch and have sex with her.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
    blonde
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    Mmm sternum.

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Corset Austin Butler
    Da Cheese
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    mudflaps

  20. Bar Refaeli Side Boob
    chupacabra
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    she is fucking edible.

  21. Teri Hatcher
    SSHGuru
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    Is she walking her purse? Or does her dog look as beat up as she does.

  22. Rosario Dawson Side Boob
    Da Cheese
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    a very understated boob.

  23. Jill Martin Butt See Through Pants The Today Show
    SSHGuru
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    My Eyes!

  24. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    jesus
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    Nice boobs!

  25. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    El Jefe
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    Is it just me or is her body decomposing even though she is alive? She looks like she could be the Red Skull’s sister.

  26. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    Raoul
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    Every so often in life, you get a glimpse of what heaven might be like.

  27. Salma Hayek Cleavage See Through Dress
    Da Cheese
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    No dress can contain the Hayek cleavage.

  28. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    maeby
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    Well THOSE are new! Nice.

  29. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    chupacabra
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    sad thing is, she’s not even really fat at all, but that double chin looks… ugh. just fucking get it sucked out at the lipo lab already.

  30. Amy Adams Cleavage
    Da Cheese
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    Very toothy

  31. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
    Raoul
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    Stay classy, Colin.

  32. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    She won some damn fine Golden Globes.

  33. Selena Gomez Cleavage
    Da Cheese
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    I want to lick that mole but it may taste of Bieber.

  34. Jill Martin Butt See Through Pants The Today Show
    Da Cheese
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    Needs an ass.

  35. Harrison Ford
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    I get it. Callista must be behind that post on his left.

  36. Vince Vaughan Kyla Weber
    chupacabra
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    man can’t even tuck a shirt in, jesus.

  37. Jill Martin Butt See Through Pants The Today Show
    El Jefe
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    What in the fuck?

  38. Diane Kruger Cleavage Red Bra
    Da Cheese
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    Pacey’s a lucky SOB.

  39. Kate Upton Cleavage Robe Twitter
    karlito
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    great, another dumb bitch who as fallen in love with herself. guaranteed in 5 -10 years she going to be a big fat dumpling with saggy melons.

  40. Kate Gosselin No Make Up
    El Jefe
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    She looks like she needs a sympathy fuck.

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Corset Austin Butler
    chupacabra
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    she looks cute here – still, she is over accessorizing.

    • Petra Ortiz

      She’s trying to hide her Mexican. Molly Ringwald in 16 candles didn’t look as white as Manuela in this photo.

  42. Laura Dern
    chupacabra
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    Why do I feel like she’s always making this face these days?

  43. Kesha Gold Tooth
    El Jefe
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    What in the holt hell is this creature? I did not think it was possible to look worse than she did before, but I stand corrected.

  44. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Born to play a knacker, sorry, member of the travelling community.

    “Shmoke fer de babby, Boss?”

  45. Danica McKellar Cleavage
    JC
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    What would you do if I stared at your boobs,
    would you stand up and walk out on me?
    Lend me your nips, and I’ll give them a tweak,
    I will try not to pinch them too hard.

  46. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    chupacabra
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    Suzanne! Lay off the fillers! You look like a california sausage.

  47. Jude Law
    chupacabra
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    He’s starting to dress really weird… like, he’s not sleeping with women anymore weird.

  48. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
    El Jefe
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    “And I ran, I ran so far away, I just ran I ran all night and day, couldn’t get away.”

  49. Salma Hayek Cleavage See Through Dress
    chupacabra
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    I still love the hell out of those breasts….

  50. Giovanni Ribisi Pervert Moustache
    GuidotheRed
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    This…this is not tits.

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