Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.
Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,
- The Superficial
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Is it just me, or does Vince Vaughan always look like he just ate about 34 cans of Chef Boyardee ravioli?
He does have the look of someone who gets winded after eating.
He looks like he went to the bar and had about 20 shots and then went to White Castle and ordered 10 of everything, any time to see him.
She looks so awkward in a dress, come here baby, let me take that off for you.
He might want to get the number for the rehab clinic Gerard Butler went to, just saying.
I could slobber on that side boob all day/night.
Cudi?C
His daughter looks hot.
It’s his wife. Honest mistake.
“Gaaaaaryyy Sheeeerrrrrlyyyyy! I waaaant you baaaaaack!:
Siiiiideboooooooooooooob!!!!!
I fap to her youtube Dougie clip.
Ke$hit
I seriously thought she had died years ago.
Kevin Arnold just busted a nut.
Well I guess we know why we did not see Khloe in that photo with her two sisters and Heidi Klum.
R.I.P.
That’s a weird place to store extra titty fat
…got a boob job.
Got some tit-tape more likely.
There are pictures of the same event, and it looks more like she had a reduction, most unimpressive. The lesson is boobs are 3-dimensional – squash ‘em up here, less over there.
DrRic is correct. All the other pictures of her at this event look extremely disappointing compared to this one, including the front-on shots of her posing with this dude.
This photographer needs to work every celeb gathering, and must share his boob-enhancing angle technique with the other paparazzi.
The only completion Cutler regrets.
Also very very good
I bet she’s drippin with patchouli.
Desperately holding in the puke from having to have an octogenarian touch and have sex with her.
Mmm sternum.
mudflaps
she is fucking edible.
Is she walking her purse? Or does her dog look as beat up as she does.
I’m pretty sure she’s booting that car.
a very understated boob.
My Eyes!
Nice boobs!
Is it just me or is her body decomposing even though she is alive? She looks like she could be the Red Skull’s sister.
Every so often in life, you get a glimpse of what heaven might be like.
No dress can contain the Hayek cleavage.
Well THOSE are new! Nice.
sad thing is, she’s not even really fat at all, but that double chin looks… ugh. just fucking get it sucked out at the lipo lab already.
Very toothy
Stay classy, Colin.
She won some damn fine Golden Globes.
I want to lick that mole but it may taste of Bieber.
Needs an ass.
I get it. Callista must be behind that post on his left.
No, he’s using her as a belt.
man can’t even tuck a shirt in, jesus.
What in the fuck?
ahaha. exactly
Pacey’s a lucky SOB.
great, another dumb bitch who as fallen in love with herself. guaranteed in 5 -10 years she going to be a big fat dumpling with saggy melons.
By then we will have a new big titties slut to drool over.
what the fuck do we care what she looks like in 10 years? In 10 years girls who are 8 years old today will be boner material.
so I can tell the judge I’m just jacking off to tomorrow, today?
She looks like she needs a sympathy fuck.
she looks cute here – still, she is over accessorizing.
She’s trying to hide her Mexican. Molly Ringwald in 16 candles didn’t look as white as Manuela in this photo.
Why do I feel like she’s always making this face these days?
because she is.
What in the holt hell is this creature? I did not think it was possible to look worse than she did before, but I stand corrected.
Born to play a knacker, sorry, member of the travelling community.
“Shmoke fer de babby, Boss?”
What would you do if I stared at your boobs,
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your nips, and I’ll give them a tweak,
I will try not to pinch them too hard.
With just a little help from my friends . . . .
Suzanne! Lay off the fillers! You look like a california sausage.
And the next thing you know, Paula Dean will be after you.
He’s starting to dress really weird… like, he’s not sleeping with women anymore weird.
“And I ran, I ran so far away, I just ran I ran all night and day, couldn’t get away.”
I still love the hell out of those breasts….
Me too, but I prefer to call them cans
This…this is not tits.