The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.27.12

February 27th, 2012 // 762 Comments

Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.

Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jill Martin Butt See Through Pants The Today Show
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    10 bucks says she didn’t realise it goes that see-through in the light.

  2. Salma Hayek Cleavage See Through Dress
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    Fish, you’re building the strongest case for immigration I’ve ever seen.

  3. Selena Gomez Cleavage
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    Pretty friggin’ flawless, but she still makes me feel like checking if she did all her homework and terrifying her boyfriends.

  4. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    Oh crap, now they’re taking accessorizing hints from heach other…

  5. Jude Law
    tim steves
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    I think his right leg secretly belongs to Angelina Jolie.

  6. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    yowillie
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    She needs a pearl necklace.

  7. Kesha Gold Tooth
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    Hair and make-up by Stevie Wonder…

  8. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Baby Bump
    Quijibo
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    Her right arm concerns and fascinates me.

  9. Jude Law
    Quijibo
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    Michael Lohan lost weight.

  10. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    Kat
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    Just in case anyone hadn’t noticed: you can see her boob in this picture.

  11. Paula Deen Bobby Flay
    Kat
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    FINISH HIM!!!

  12. Vince Vaughan Kyla Weber
    Kat
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    This doesn’t often happen when a celebrity dates a normal, but she can do better.

  13. Harrison Ford
    Kat
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    He’s starting to do that old people thing where he tries to open his eyes wide to make them look less saggy, but it just makes them look startled.

  14. Sanaa Lathan Cleavage
    Fifi
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    Did JLo do her hair?

  15. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    Why would a sexy, natural beauty like KW go and deform her body with implants. Dumb da dumb dumb

  16. Paula Deen Bobby Flay
    somerandomchic
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    Uh, bad touch Mrs. Lady.. MOMMY!

  17. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Baby Bump
    Bigalkie
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    Back up Girlie.. Only real celebrities over the white line.

  18. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Baby Bump
    somerandomchic
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    Let me back in the limo you guys, this isn’t FUNNY!

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Corset Austin Butler
    Bigalkie
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    More candid shots of the fabulous life of super ordinary Vannesa Hudgens, brought to you by Disney. Aren’t there Child Labour Laws out there?

  20. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    BORING

  21. Elisabetta Canalis Legs Slit Dress
    Bigalkie
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    The Mayor of Tranny Town!

  22. Paula Deen Bobby Flay
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    “Christ, Paula! I said I had a hankerin’ fer a corn dog, not a blow job.”

  23. Elisabetta Canalis Legs Slit Dress
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    Steven Tyler, quick change artist.

  24. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
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    Leann, if you’re going to audition for the new Star Trek movie, you might want to know that Klingons have ridges on their foreheads, not their chests.

  25. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini
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    Well, just about anything is a step up from what we just saw one picture back.

  26. Bar Refaeli Side Boob
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    She’s so sexy

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