Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.
Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,
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10 bucks says she didn’t realise it goes that see-through in the light.
Fish, you’re building the strongest case for immigration I’ve ever seen.
Pretty friggin’ flawless, but she still makes me feel like checking if she did all her homework and terrifying her boyfriends.
Oh crap, now they’re taking accessorizing hints from heach other…
I think his right leg secretly belongs to Angelina Jolie.
She needs a pearl necklace.
Hair and make-up by Stevie Wonder…
Her right arm concerns and fascinates me.
Michael Lohan lost weight.
Just in case anyone hadn’t noticed: you can see her boob in this picture.
FINISH HIM!!!
This doesn’t often happen when a celebrity dates a normal, but she can do better.
He’s starting to do that old people thing where he tries to open his eyes wide to make them look less saggy, but it just makes them look startled.
Did JLo do her hair?
Why would a sexy, natural beauty like KW go and deform her body with implants. Dumb da dumb dumb
Uh, bad touch Mrs. Lady.. MOMMY!
Back up Girlie.. Only real celebrities over the white line.
Let me back in the limo you guys, this isn’t FUNNY!
More candid shots of the fabulous life of super ordinary Vannesa Hudgens, brought to you by Disney. Aren’t there Child Labour Laws out there?
BORING
The Mayor of Tranny Town!
“Christ, Paula! I said I had a hankerin’ fer a corn dog, not a blow job.”
Steven Tyler, quick change artist.
Leann, if you’re going to audition for the new Star Trek movie, you might want to know that Klingons have ridges on their foreheads, not their chests.
Well, just about anything is a step up from what we just saw one picture back.
She’s so sexy