The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.24.14

February 24th, 2014 // 506 Comments

Welcome to a very full-size Monday’s The Crap We Missed thanks to a weekend stuffed with crazy. We’ve got Simon Cowell nursing his baby mama, the reemergence of Paula Deen and her undying penchant for making men behave like service animals, Jermaine Jackson‘s hair, brought to you by Sharpie™, and this picture of Seal in which I pose to you an important question.

Is it more irrational for a grown man to be wearing capris, or to be seriously contemplating the murder of his own child for getting fingerprints on that camera lens? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Josh Hutcherson Mystery Lady Motorcycle
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    Sweet boots. Boot. I don’t know what he’s wearing on his other foot. Statistically speaking, from this picture alone I can’t even be sure he’s got another foot.

  2. Weston Cage Long Dyed Black Hair Pregnant Wife Danielle Cage Kasem Cares Foundations 1st Annual Fundraiser
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    Just your typical sweet young budding Satanic family.

  3. Robin Thicke Son Julian Riding Rollercoaster Disneyland
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    Most fucking unflappable kid alive? Maybe, but I should check in a number of African countries first.

  4. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
    HackSaw
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    Winner

  5. Kanye West Full Lenght Fur Coat
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    There’s not an iota of douche occurring in this picture.

  6. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Mia Goth Tank Top Grocery Shopping
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    “We need to talk Shia – you can’t just plagiarize people’s shopping lists!”

  7. Rita Rusic Bikini Taking Shirt Off
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    Gdaaah! Meh. Crop. Fap.

  8. Rita Rusic Bikini Taking Shirt Off
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    That reminds me…add cantaloupes to the grocery list. Oh, and cottage cheese.

  9. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
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    Ah, the Ireland. She’s nailing it pretty well actually.

  10. Debby Ryan Legs Romper Heels Abercrombie And Fitch The Making Of A Star Spring Campaign Party
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    Another Disney Kid before the fall.

  11. Mayte Garcia Swimsuit Yoga Poses Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
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    Does this pose make my tits pop?

  12. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Swimsuit Hollywood Exes Set
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    Very sexy…don’t know much about her but more natural looking than most celebrities.

  13. Kanye West Full Lenght Fur Coat
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    Fucking gross.

    And the fur is in really poor taste, too.

  14. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Mia Goth Tank Top Grocery Shopping
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    He looks a lot like my ex here, and it’s making me supremely nauseous – on both sides.

  15. Paparazzo Logan Fazio Butt Bikini
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    Do not care about wannabe famewhore.

  16. William Shatner Huge Belly Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
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    I’ll joke about Shatner, but his portrayal of the Big Giant Head means that no matter how many old or fat or cadence jokes I make, I still respect the man’s ability to take it all in stride.

  17. Forest Whitaker Kissing Lupita Nyongo 45th NAACP Image Awards
    Reddy Kilowatt
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    This is one award show where Jennifer Lawrence won’t be upstaging her.

  18. Anastasia Ashley Butt Sideboob Swimsuit Instagram
    Reddy Kilowatt
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    I approve of this.

  19. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
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    Not pictured : Self respect.

  20. Shanna Moakler Cleavage Swimsuit Hollywood Exes Set
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    Not seen? The harpoon sticking out of her back.

  21. Karl Urban Crazy Face Projected On Screen Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
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    Johnny Knoxville looks crazier than usual

  22. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Mia Goth Tank Top Grocery Shopping
    MZ MIZRY
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    he looked better with the paper bag over his head.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
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    She has completely given up. She’s just stuffing toilet rolls up there now.

  24. William Shatner Huge Belly Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
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    “To boldly go where no man has gone before…”
    A German buffet restaurant. *shudder*

  25. Weston Cage Long Dyed Black Hair Pregnant Wife Danielle Cage Kasem Cares Foundations 1st Annual Fundraiser
    dick thunder
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    Too hard. He’s trying it.

  26. Raquel Welch Sticking Out Tongue Old Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
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    “The womans a menace Jerry! A menace!”

  27. Jermaine Jackson Flat Top With Lines Shaved Into Hair The Jacksons Presentation Planet Hollywood Resort And Casino
    Vlad
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    The new spokesman for the Macrame Hair Club

  28. Weston Cage Long Dyed Black Hair Pregnant Wife Danielle Cage Kasem Cares Foundations 1st Annual Fundraiser
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    “She is going to give birth to the Declaration of Independence!”

  29. Jon Voight Scruffy Beard Son James Haven
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    “Made out with your sister lately?”

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    dick thunder
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    I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

  31. Alexander Skarsgard Grocery Store
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    Fuck he is so damn sexy

  32. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
    donkeylicks
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    Ireland Baldwin, your legacy is intact.

  33. Weston Cage Long Dyed Black Hair Pregnant Wife Danielle Cage Kasem Cares Foundations 1st Annual Fundraiser
    Jenn
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    I thought this kid’s name was Kal-El or some odd geek shit. Which, seeing how he looks so normal and all would be so wrong. I’d pick Undertaker.

  34. Alexander Skarsgard Grocery Store
    Jenn
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    He’s buying those grown up ass wetwipes. Maybe he’s friends with Terrence Howard.

  35. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
    Senor Trout
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    Eddie would have never strayed if she had just gotten in this position once a week when they were married.

  36. Jon Voight Scruffy Beard Son James Haven
    Jenn
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    They’re both just fucking weird.

  37. Jon Voight Scruffy Beard Son James Haven
    Vlad
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    Daddy, watch me ride this scooter.
    Son, that’s not a scooter, it’s traffic cone.

  38. Karl Urban Crazy Face Projected On Screen Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
    Vlad
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    It’s just a movie!

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    dick thunder
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    Anyone remember the episode of Laverne and Shirley in which they were wearing the fake butts? Hubba Bubba butt it was called.

  40. Karl Urban Crazy Face Projected On Screen Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
    Jenn
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    Eomer, goddammit, put your wig back on.

  41. Khloe Kardashian Hugged By Overexcited Fan
    Vlad
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    GRRROOOOONNNNKKKK!
    I’m not Chewbacca, you idiot!
    GRRROOOOOONNNNNKKKK!

  42. Christopher McDonald Perv Stache Los Angeles Italia Film Festival
    Vlad
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    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

  43. Olivia Wilde Butt Yoga Pants
    Jenn
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    I remember pregnant rage, she wants to run them down. Hell I haven’t been pregnant for years and I still want to run folks down. Still.. brave fools.

  44. Jermaine Jackson Flat Top With Lines Shaved Into Hair The Jacksons Presentation Planet Hollywood Resort And Casino
    Fingergod
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    Hairpieces can now be attached with Velcro.

  45. William Shatner Huge Belly Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
    Vlad
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    This next song is dedicated to Spinee

  46. Brett Ratner Peace Sign Chateau Marmont
    Your tongue, my balls.
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    Smell my fingers. Is there is still a hint of horseradish?

  47. Robin Thicke Son Julian Riding Rollercoaster Disneyland
    dick thunder
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    fat white will smith with the photo bomb. Aw hellll naw.

  48. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
    Vlad
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    Queef propulsion

  49. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Lauren Silverman
    your tongue, my balls
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    Um, Simon? I know you want me to nourish myself but I think its curdled.

  50. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Mia Goth Tank Top Grocery Shopping
    dick thunder
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    Roommate: ” Mia if you go shopping can you pick me up a douche?”

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