The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.24.14

February 24th, 2014 // 506 Comments

Welcome to a very full-size Monday’s The Crap We Missed thanks to a weekend stuffed with crazy. We’ve got Simon Cowell nursing his baby mama, the reemergence of Paula Deen and her undying penchant for making men behave like service animals, Jermaine Jackson‘s hair, brought to you by Sharpie™, and this picture of Seal in which I pose to you an important question.

Is it more irrational for a grown man to be wearing capris, or to be seriously contemplating the murder of his own child for getting fingerprints on that camera lens? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
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    Save a walrus, ride a cracker

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    Coco
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    thats too weird for even me to comment on.

  3. Brett Ratner Peace Sign Chateau Marmont
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    “Don’t you EVER tell me how to properly tuck in my shirt!”

  4. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Mia Goth Tank Top Grocery Shopping
    flaT
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    Interesting this time it looks like she has been crying instead of him…

  5. Khloe Kardashian Hugged By Overexcited Fan
    BeastMaster
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    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a gravitational pull works

  6. Khloe Kardashian Hugged By Overexcited Fan
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    “I’ll pay $100 to anyone who acts like they like me!”

  7. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar Yellow Moonboots Razor Scooters
    Robb7
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    Why do these knuckleheads continue to scoot around the streets of NYC. Go live in LA if you want to do that shit.

  8. Romain Zago Getting Blown By Joanna Krupa Bikini
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    “I really just wanted another drink. But thanks, babe.”

  9. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, it is true that I am suing the Walking Dead for having thousands of people walking around looking just like me.

  10. Kanye West Full Lenght Fur Coat
    joe
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    Worst thing about being the low-man in Kim’s Klan is wearing the clothes they make after shearing Khloe.

  11. Raquel Welch Sticking Out Tongue Old Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
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    Miley Cyrus, age 80.

  12. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Flipper
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    Oh, this women…again? Come one, Aubrey…no one cares. damn.

  13. Seal Son Henry Sitting On Lap Holding Camera At Soccer Game
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    “Daddy, will you ever write a SECOND good song?”

  14. Al Pacino Lucila Sola Cleavage Los Angeles Italia Film Festival
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    He like a lawn gnome pimp.

  15. Olivia Munn Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
    Beer Baron
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    Nice Bolt-Ons, but what a Dog Faced Gremlin.

  16. Jon Voight Scruffy Beard Son James Haven
    Shifty
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    “Merman! Merman!”

  17. Al Pacino Lucila Sola Cleavage Los Angeles Italia Film Festival
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    “Lucila, stay back. My scarf detects another giant octopus. I will defeat him.”

  18. Hilary Swank Butt Dress Wedgie Salvatore Ferragamo Fashion Show Fashion Week Milan
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    Most underrated body in Hollywood!

  19. Meagan Good Nipples LAX
    Funky Drummer
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    Its a little bit nipple out.

  20. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
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    “I remember trying heroin with Kurt, the next thing I remember I woke up looking like this…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

  21. Rita Rusic Bikini Taking Shirt Off
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    In case you’re asking yourself:

    Rita Rusic (born 16 May 1960) is a Croatian singer, actress[1] and producer.

    So yeah… 53.

  22. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    caley
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    Black guy in the background: “It’s much funnier when it isn’t me!”

  23. Tatyana Ali Cleavage Smashed Into Boob Window Dress 45th NAACP Image Awards
    Echo5
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    At these events, I never see the other colored people that this organization is dedicated to advancing, such as the Asians, Middle Easterners, and Latinos.

    • Black people are just as racist as white people, and only give a crap about their own kind. That’s why the NAACP is really only for black people.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Hugged By Overexcited Fan
    That Sweet Funky Stuff
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    New immigration deterrence law…pay $100, dry hump Khloe’s booty, and capture the memory with a selfie. If you survive the humiliation: WELCOME TO AMERICA!

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    Robb7
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    Her ass hangs down behind her knees. Just plain ugly!

  26. Al Pacino Lucila Sola Cleavage Los Angeles Italia Film Festival
    Flaming Seven
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    Who-RAH!

  27. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar Yellow Moonboots Razor Scooters
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    “Don’t worry, son. They used to say that about me. All you have to do is get really buff, play a superhero, and marry some *shudders* woman.”

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    caley
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    It looks like the T-1000 is coming out of the back of her skirt.

  29. Hilary Swank Butt Dress Wedgie Salvatore Ferragamo Fashion Show Fashion Week Milan
    Robb7
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    Great body, but a face that’ll stop a clock.

  30. Shekhar Rahate Maitland Ward Cleavage Nipple Spandex Dress Shekhar Rahate Oscar Awards Fitting Fashion Show
    Flow Jo
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    This has got to make sense somehow…I just can’t seem to figure it out.

  31. Khloe Kardashian Hugged By Overexcited Fan
    caley
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    “Help! She’s taking me back to her cub!”

  32. Kanye West Full Lenght Fur Coat
    aunt Bee
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    Say what you will about PETA, but, I have to agree…people who wear fur look like total douchebags…not that Kanye needs help in that department

  33. Shekhar Rahate Maitland Ward Cleavage Nipple Spandex Dress Shekhar Rahate Oscar Awards Fitting Fashion Show
    Robb7
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    Who? What? Where?

  34. William Shatner Huge Belly Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
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    “Captain, I am sensing a large gravity field coming from your captains chair.”

  35. Meagan Good Nipples LAX
    YadaYada
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    Dear Mother Nature,
    You failed us. We asked for cold air AND rain.
    Signed,
    Men Everywhere

  36. Al Pacino Lucila Sola Cleavage Los Angeles Italia Film Festival
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    “I’m sorry, Al, I’m not as good of an actor as you. I can act like I’m sexually interested in you.”

  37. William Shatner Huge Belly Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
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    “Kirk to Enterprise. One and a half to beam up.”

  38. Rita Rusic Bikini Taking Shirt Off
    Robb7
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    Never met a Croatian who didn’t like to crochet.

  39. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Lauren Silverman
    Spleen
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    WTF’s wrong with his neck? Pemphigus?

  40. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
    renotastic
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    “No! I didn’t kill him or have him killed! Why?! What have you heard…or found?!!”

  41. Alexander Skarsgard Grocery Store
    StacyGInTheCLE
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    Never would have thought I’d see Skarsgard looking at lube…even hetero guys get wet at the thought of him :)

  42. Christopher McDonald Perv Stache Los Angeles Italia Film Festival
    Echo5
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    Damn you people! Go back to your shanties!

  43. William Shatner Huge Belly Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
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    He finally ate Sulu.

  44. Kanye West Full Lenght Fur Coat
    Odbarc
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    “Fur is murder! Fur is murder!”
    Kanye defends his fashion choice by saying, “This is just what’s clung to me after Kim shaved.”

  45. Kanye West Full Lenght Fur Coat
    renotastic
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    Nice! Coyote or German Shepherd?

  46. Josh Hutcherson Mystery Lady Motorcycle
    George
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    terrible muffler wrap job

  47. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
    Ralph
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    You’ve got to ask yourself…What would her Grandmother say about this picture?

  48. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Lauren Silverman
    George P. Burdell
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    Irish twins?

  49. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    George P. Burdell
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    Paula Deen rides bareback.

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