The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.24.14

February 24th, 2014 // 506 Comments

Welcome to a very full-size Monday’s The Crap We Missed thanks to a weekend stuffed with crazy. We’ve got Simon Cowell nursing his baby mama, the reemergence of Paula Deen and her undying penchant for making men behave like service animals, Jermaine Jackson‘s hair, brought to you by Sharpie™, and this picture of Seal in which I pose to you an important question.

Is it more irrational for a grown man to be wearing capris, or to be seriously contemplating the murder of his own child for getting fingerprints on that camera lens? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Mia Goth Tank Top Grocery Shopping
    buzz
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    He must not be promoting anything. He has had to apologize via air writing to anyone in a week.

  2. Raquel Welch Sticking Out Tongue Old Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
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    A 70 Raquel is still hotter than a 30 year old Kim or Khloe.

  3. Seal Son Henry Sitting On Lap Holding Camera At Soccer Game
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    Just don’t drop it, son

  4. Jon Voight Scruffy Beard Son James Haven
    jep
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    “Son, did you ever find the pencil I left in my car?”

  5. Forest Whitaker Kissing Lupita Nyongo 45th NAACP Image Awards
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    I liked his Superbowl commercial.

  6. Karl Urban Crazy Face Projected On Screen Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
    Joe Blow
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    Ryan Seacrest has a brother?

  7. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar Yellow Moonboots Razor Scooters
    brick
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    “You can’t out gay me! You can dress all gay and weird and stuff all you want son, BUT-IT-WILL-NEVER-HAPPEN!”

  8. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
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    How is she not dead?

  9. Weston Cage Long Dyed Black Hair Pregnant Wife Danielle Cage Kasem Cares Foundations 1st Annual Fundraiser
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    Nicholas Cage is still the odd looking one in the family.

  10. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
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    For a 50 year old junkie, she looks pretty good.

  11. Seal Son Henry Sitting On Lap Holding Camera At Soccer Game
    nostandards
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    Not an antique camera. Therefore: No fucks are given.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Hugged By Overexcited Fan
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    That guy just won $10 millions bucks from Animal Planet.

  13. Anastasia Ashley Butt Sideboob Swimsuit Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Ok, ok….we get it. You’re at the beach a LOT and you have a very shapely backside.

  14. Brett Ratner Peace Sign Chateau Marmont
    Slappy Magoo
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    So THAT’S how Eddie Murphy likes it?

  15. Karl Urban Crazy Face Projected On Screen Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
    joe
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    Dammit! I’m a doctor, not a public speaker!

  16. Jermaine Jackson Flat Top With Lines Shaved Into Hair The Jacksons Presentation Planet Hollywood Resort And Casino
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    He actually paid for that haircut.

  17. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
    Slappy Magoo
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    ohmygawd, you’re eating a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Dude, that shit will soooo kill you!

  18. Nicole Murphy Butthole Bikini Headstand On Paddleboard Hollywood Exes Set
    Cock Dr
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    She can also catch tossed fish in her mouth and balance a ball on her nose.

  19. Shia LaBeouf Filthy Clothes Mia Goth Tank Top Grocery Shopping
    Slappy Magoo
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    He’s now taking paper bags shopping as a way of apologizing for forcing them to be pictured with him.

  20. Paula Deen Riding Robert Irvine Back Onstage Food Network South Beach Wine And Food Festival
    Talent Keyhole
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    It must feel like a giant smashed peach cobbler on his back.

  21. William Shatner Huge Belly Destination Star Trek Germany Convention
    Slappy Magoo
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    and I think it’s gonna BE a long long time, touch down BRINGS me right again to find, I’m NOT the MAN they think I am at ALL, OH, no no NO…

    I’m a Hot Pocket Man!

  22. Jermaine Jackson Flat Top With Lines Shaved Into Hair The Jacksons Presentation Planet Hollywood Resort And Casino
    Fugazi
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    Completely Natural. :D

  23. Olivia Munn Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
    Phil Donahue
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    She can’t act, but, damn she’s hot.

  24. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Lauren Silverman
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    I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she IS draining his precious bodily fluids…

  25. Robin Thicke Son Julian Riding Rollercoaster Disneyland
    Little Tongue
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    Is K-Fed back with his first baby mama?

  26. Seal Son Henry Sitting On Lap Holding Camera At Soccer Game
    Woody Allen
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    Oh, yeah…dis what I’m talking bout. *zooms in, snaps photo*

  27. Olivia Munn Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
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    WTF? are those new?

  28. Cindy Crawford Butt Tight Jeans
    Furbee
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    If your not MILF enough to make out with you sons, you’ll never make it in this town.

  29. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Lauren Silverman
    Robb7
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    So this barely a month old baby gets hijacked from NY to Florida , is ignored by its parents, stuck in the sun while she plays baby mama with baby daddy. Why do shit people have kids??!!

  30. Raquel Welch Sticking Out Tongue Old Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
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    that’s probably a face she should try out in the mirror if she still wants people to say how awesome she looks for her age.

  31. Forest Whitaker Kissing Lupita Nyongo 45th NAACP Image Awards
    Toe Jam
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    That lazy eye gives him bad aim.

  32. Olivia Munn Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
    Robb7
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    When did she pick up that pair?!

  33. Josh Hutcherson Mystery Lady Motorcycle
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    Since when did Hutcherson enter the ‘might be gay’ conversation? Is it because he is almost as short as Mini-Me, making him a Happy-Meal size catcher or something?

  34. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
    PantyWaist
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    She has more teeth than I thought she would at this point.

  35. Weston Cage Long Dyed Black Hair Pregnant Wife Danielle Cage Kasem Cares Foundations 1st Annual Fundraiser
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    The year 2000 called, they want their goth clothes and fat chicks back.

  36. Raquel Welch Sticking Out Tongue Old Cleavage 16th Costume Designers Guild Awards
    Robb7
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    Lotta war paint, but still in better shape than most 30-somethings!

  37. Weston Cage Long Dyed Black Hair Pregnant Wife Danielle Cage Kasem Cares Foundations 1st Annual Fundraiser
    Fromage
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    10 bucks they name their kid Damien.

  38. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
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    “What?? I’m still alive??”

  39. Cindy Crawford Butt Tight Jeans
    Robb7
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    Still pretty super.

  40. Courtney Love Drunk High 18th Annual Satellite Awards
    Vah-J
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    100% drug free since…um…never.

  41. Tatyana Ali Cleavage Smashed Into Boob Window Dress 45th NAACP Image Awards
    Robb7
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    SMUSH

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    PantyWaist
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    Oh I see now. I just needed to see it at the correct angle. The weight of her ass counterbalances the weight of her head.

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Skirt
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    Wearing a diaper underneath your dress – the new ‘in’ thing to do for walking/talking toilet bowls.

  44. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Lauren Silverman
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    mmmm I love the smell of money

  45. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Lauren Silverman
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    Lauren: “When will we get married so that I can cheat on you?”

  46. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar Yellow Moonboots Razor Scooters
    monkey wrench
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    “Two questions, Oscar…1) are you a boy 2) who’s your mother?

  47. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    ok, this has GOT to be intentional trolling. The carpet looks like it’s spiraling down a toilet behind her waistline.

  48. Forest Whitaker Kissing Lupita Nyongo 45th NAACP Image Awards
    joe
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    I’ll teach you all about the crying game, honey.

  49. Meagan Good Nipples LAX
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    to be fair, it IS February…

  50. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard
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    “WHO WANTS TO EAT? I WANT TO EAT!!! HUUUUUURAY!!!!!”

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