The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.24.14

Welcome to a very full-size Monday’s The Crap We Missed thanks to a weekend stuffed with crazy. We’ve got Simon Cowell nursing his baby mama, the reemergence of Paula Deen and her undying penchant for making men behave like service animals, Jermaine Jackson’s hair, brought to you by Sharpie™, and this picture of Seal in which I pose to you an important question.

Is it more irrational for a grown man to be wearing capris, or to be seriously contemplating the murder of his own child for getting fingerprints on that camera lens? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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