The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.18.14

February 18th, 2014 // 573 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where since we’ve already posted Alec Baldwin‘s wife’s nipples, we decided to lead this thing off with his daugther Ireland‘s butt, because bears are stupid animals that deserve no respect is what my boss told me, sir, I swear to you it was him. *dips Fish in honey, tosses into woods, climbs tree* Also, this post is on the heels of my three-day hiatus which means it’s crammed tighter than this denim, stretching all the way back to Valentine’s Day just for this shot of Pope Francis. I don’t know why, but the context seemed important on that one. Normally it’s just random royalty shitting themselves, 1986 Christie Brinkley‘s time-traveling hijinks and Instagram quasi-nudes, but the Pope with his special Valentine

Didn’t want to let that one go unnoticed (Their track record with children isn’t great is what I’m getting at),

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Travolta Barry Norman A Conversation With John Travolta Theatre Royal London
    Heywood Jablomie
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    I never turned anyone down but an old man, & I turned him face down.

  2. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Legs Minidres Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Fugly.

  3. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Legs Minidres Jimmy Kimmel Live
    anonymous
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    It is a bit funny when ugly chicks think they are hot.

  4. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
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    The Royal Shit

  5. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Butt Thong Bikini
    anonymous
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    Jennifer Nicole: “The 3D is so life-like with these.”
    Cameraman: “They are stupid looking sunglasses. You are outside.”

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Lingerie Instagram
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    I wish there were some pictures of her that don’t look like they were taken with an old Polaroid

  7. Lola Monroe Shelf Ass Tight Dress Basketball Wifes Season Premiere After Party
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    Kim Kardashian is probably going to sic Kanye on her for stealing her title as biggest ass on a person famous for absolutely no reason.

  8. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
    gumbypokey
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    I can’t believe I belong to the same species as this.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Butt Thong Bikini
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    “Hey Look it’s a bunch wet t-shirt contest judges! How’d they know to be here?”

  10. Pope Francis Hugging Young Boy Valentines Day
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    “Young Ignacio desperately clawed at the arm that held his head in an inhuman grip, but to no avail as he felt his lifeforce being drained away by the pontiff’s icy grasp on his little weiner.”

  11. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Announcement Instagram
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    Thank you, Emily.

  12. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
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    That’s right, slip it in there. Ain’t nobody watchin’.

  13. Uma Thurman Cleavage Belly EE British Academy Film Awards
    Johnny Barbells
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    …c’mon guys, ‘fish was lobbing you an obvious “dis how chicken___” softball.

  14. Uma Thurman Cleavage Belly EE British Academy Film Awards
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    She’s still got a dynamite rack.

  15. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
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    Father Time had the good sense to leave her alone.

  16. David Hasselhoff Lifting Shirt Up Bed Bath And Beyond Parking Lot
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    “No matter how much I work out my tits don’t get any bigger and my chest still points to my pecker.”

  17. David Hasselhoff Lifting Shirt Up Bed Bath And Beyond Parking Lot
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    It’s always a good idea to comb the burger crumbs out of your chest hair right after you sober up.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
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    “Did I…??? Ahh fuck! I forgot to shave.”

  19. Jill Martin Huge Tits Bikini Peeking Above Red Sunglasses
    Johnny Barbells
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    “…oh shit! she spotted us! RUN!!!”

  20. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
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    He looks suspiciously like someone who is planning a multiple-pronged terrorist attack on Tijuana.

  21. Tobey Maguire Derpface With Assistant
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    “So, you were Spider-Man?”
    “Mm Hm.”
    “Now what are you?”
    “Unemployed.”

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    “Call Homeland Security for me. I think Kanye is planning on attacking Tijuana!”

  23. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
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    “For gawd’s sake, man, at least wait until you reach the loo.”

  24. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    ” I can’t hear you, I think my bluetooth died… Wait, I don’t have a bluetooth.”

  25. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
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    “Harry, did you shit yourself?”
    “Well…yes, I did.”
    “Then why don’t you got clean yourself up and put on clean clothes?”
    “Because, stupid, I’m not done.”

  26. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Lille France Show
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    “HELLO…*reads back of giutar* GIBSON!!”

  27. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Lille France Show
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    “Check out this phallic representation of my penis!”

  28. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots Girlfriend Mia Goth Fruit Smoothies
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    Who in the fuck is Shia LaBeouf? Certainly no one of any notoriety or fame.

  29. Lola Monroe Shelf Ass Tight Dress Basketball Wifes Season Premiere After Party
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    “Miss, I’m afraid you’re going to have to come with us…you failed to apply for the required Environmental Impact Report for carrying that ass in public.”

  30. Tobey Maguire Derpface With Assistant
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    And to think that at one time this guy could have had a career.

  31. Mila Kunis Holding Nose Ashton Kutcher JFK Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    “The paparazzi are here. Let’s separate…”
    “Oh Ashton…Thank you! You made me so happy!”
    “Don’t cry. We’ll get together later!”
    “Damn!”

  32. Ryan Kwanten Hugging Maria Menounos Butt Tight Spandex Dress Extra
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    “So turn around so I can do this to the front…”

  33. Russell Brand Effeminate Stance Messiah Complex Tour
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    This cupcake actually got to fuck Katie Perry?

  34. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    “Can you hear me now? Hello? Can you hear me…ah, damn. I guess I’ll have to actually use a phone.”

  35. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
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    “Wait…Are we her security or her abductors?”
    ” I don’t remember!”

  36. Jill Martin Huge Tits Bikini Peeking Above Red Sunglasses
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    Throw the ball back, then join a gym.

  37. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Bone In Hair
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    I’d fuck her. Then use her tats as something to read until I fell asleep.

  38. Star Jones Fat Weight Gain Tight Dress With Belly Chain
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Something about a silk purse & a sow’s ear needs to be injected into the conversation.

  39. David Hasselhoff Lifting Shirt Up Bed Bath And Beyond Parking Lot
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    More like, Bed Bath & Beyond The Pale.

  40. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
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    Goddamnit and fuck a duck. She looks simply spectacular!

  41. Jill Martin Huge Tits Bikini Peeking Above Red Sunglasses
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    Apparently she left her waist in her other bathing suit, ‘cuz it certainly ain’t here!

  42. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots Girlfriend Mia Goth Fruit Smoothies
    Vladimir
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    “The days go on and on… they don’t end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don’t believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.”

  43. Kelly Osbourne Super Excited Purple Hair LFW 2014 House of Holland
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    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away…
    I used to think she was kinda sexy. But that mouth looks forbidding enough that I don’t think I’d put my dick even in IT.

  44. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Legs Minidres Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    You people who think she’s ugly must be smoking something that I couldn’t even get back in the 60′s.

    • Man Card Association

      Just because you can’t do better; doesn’t mean the rest of us guys can’t.

      • It’s not a matter of who can or can’t “do better.” It’s a matter of having been on this planet long enough to find the beauty in people. On the other hand…BLOW ME!

  45. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Heels Robin Hood Project Celebrity Bowling Pinz Bowling Alley
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    I’ll bet within 3 minutes of this photo being taken, the manager of the bowling establishment read her the riot act for wearing inappropriate footwear on the alleys.

  46. Chantel Jeffries Butt Booty Shorts Rollerblading
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    Nice ass. Nice legs. Good start. Let’s see more, PB.

  47. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Butt Thong Bikini
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    If I were to bite that ass, do you think it would bite back?

  48. Dick Van Dyke Screaming Night At The Museum 3 Set
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    “That’s right ! I did it ! and I would have gotten away
    with it too…if it wasn’t for those meddling kids !”

  49. Pope Francis Hugging Young Boy Valentines Day
    Nut bra
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    And later on I’ll show you my little holy water fountain. I keep one with me at all times……….

  50. Uma Thurman Cleavage Belly EE British Academy Film Awards
    Nut bra
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    Herro. I’m Uma Furman.

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