The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.18.14

February 18th, 2014 // 573 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where since we’ve already posted Alec Baldwin‘s wife’s nipples, we decided to lead this thing off with his daugther Ireland‘s butt, because bears are stupid animals that deserve no respect is what my boss told me, sir, I swear to you it was him. *dips Fish in honey, tosses into woods, climbs tree* Also, this post is on the heels of my three-day hiatus which means it’s crammed tighter than this denim, stretching all the way back to Valentine’s Day just for this shot of Pope Francis. I don’t know why, but the context seemed important on that one. Normally it’s just random royalty shitting themselves, 1986 Christie Brinkley‘s time-traveling hijinks and Instagram quasi-nudes, but the Pope with his special Valentine

Didn’t want to let that one go unnoticed (Their track record with children isn’t great is what I’m getting at),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Announcement Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    Her mouth may say “No. No.” but her clothes say “Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.”

  2. Cee Lo Green Holding Corona Guiding Woman Into SUV
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    He’s standing on a Volkswagen, isn’t he?

  3. Russell Brand Effeminate Stance Messiah Complex Tour
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    BOK

  4. Lola Monroe Shelf Ass Tight Dress Basketball Wifes Season Premiere After Party
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it still considered anal sex if you never actually reach
    the sphincter ?

  5. Tobey Maguire Derpface With Assistant
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “A-what? Oh, I got a cell phone too, bitch. Boom. ‘Oooo. Look at me texting people and stuff.’ I can do that too. Oh snap.”

  6. Kelly Osbourne Super Excited Purple Hair LFW 2014 House of Holland
    Commented on this photo:

    I have heard some camera’s can add 10 lbs but this one looks to have added 70 lbs…..

  7. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
    George P. Burdell
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    Jesus went to school with the hottest girls.

  8. David Hasselhoff Lifting Shirt Up Bed Bath And Beyond Parking Lot
    George P. Burdell
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    I didn’t know they were serious about that “No shirt. No shoes. No service.” shit.

  9. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
    Commented on this photo:

    Siri?

    Siri …Why can’t I hear you?!?

    (because your earbuds are still plugged in, fvcktard!)

  10. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Announcement Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Scientists…stop your research on a cure for cancer, and provide a judgement call on this – is she naked or not? My thinking is, if I can molester her without ripping off her cloths…I vote yes, she’s naked. Thanks, now I can fap a lot easier.

  11. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Bone In Hair
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    We get it, Sarah Silverman: you’re edgy!

  12. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
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    No one wants to tell him that “Her” was just a movie.

  13. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
    George P. Burdell
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    ‘It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again’

  14. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Announcement Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s only the top half of the photo of the painted on bikini that appears in the SI swimsuit issue.

    Here’s a better photo of the swimsuit:
    http://www.gotceleb.com/emily-ratajkowski-sports-illustrated-2014-swimsuit-issue-2014-02-18.html/emily-ratajkowski-photos-si-2014-12

  15. Star Jones Fat Weight Gain Tight Dress With Belly Chain
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    She needs to staple another one of her four stomachs, before she gets any larger.

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
    George P. Burdell
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    She has spent her time trying to perfect her Emily Ratajkowski face.

  17. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
    Commented on this photo:

    I would.
    You would.
    Any woman would.

    Even gay minstrel Johnny Wier would so he could ask,

    “Bitch, what’s your secret?!? You look fabulous!!!!!!”

    (while stealing the bra and dress for later)

  18. Ryan Kwanten Hugging Maria Menounos Butt Tight Spandex Dress Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    “MUST… NOT… SLIDE… HANDS…. DOWN”

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Mike Walker
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    One she found on an old floppy disc.

  20. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come in PETA, douchebag on 4th Street…I repeat, douchebag on 4th Street…bring red paint…over.”

  21. Helen Mirren Cleavage EE British Academy Film Awards
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    The British Christie Brinkley.

    It’s almost impossible to believe this woman is two years away from being 70!

  22. Russell Brand Effeminate Stance Messiah Complex Tour
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    “Motorized wheelchairs? What bollocks!!”

  23. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
    George P. Burdell
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    He is practicing in case he ever meets a “reality” “star”.

  24. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Goddamnit, I’m not Kanye West! I’m Solid Snake, and y’all can’t see me! Octocamo, muthafucka!”

  25. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
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    He’s starting to dress like Erwin Johnson III.

  26. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gerry Butler thinks I’m Scarlett Johansson.”

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Twins In Snow
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Two foals and a dam! Nice!

  28. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Lille France Show
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    “I’d like thank the Academeeeee-YEAH!”

  29. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to do disgusting things to her, and then, have her make me some soup and a sandwich, while she rocks me in her arms whispering, “Thats a good boy”. What? Why are you looking at me like that?

  30. Cee Lo Green Holding Corona Guiding Woman Into SUV
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that guy over there driving around town with the girl I love?”

    “Should I still get in the car Mr. Green?”

  31. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Sweet nectar of the Gods

  32. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jesus, the tits on this mannequin are so lopsided!”

  33. David Hasselhoff Lifting Shirt Up Bed Bath And Beyond Parking Lot
    Commented on this photo:

    I must admit…he’s still a stud.

  34. Mila Kunis Holding Nose Ashton Kutcher JFK Airport
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    The expression on Mila’s face = My review of “jOBS.”

  35. Cee Lo Green Holding Corona Guiding Woman Into SUV
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then I’ll spin around in *your* chair, except it will be me! HAHAHAHAH”

    (points inside car)

  36. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass is truly spectacular.

  37. Kelly Osbourne Super Excited Purple Hair LFW 2014 House of Holland
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Get this mirror away from me NOW!”

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Butt Thong Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, everything’s staring to come together for Bruce Jenner, huh?

  39. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Heels Robin Hood Project Celebrity Bowling Pinz Bowling Alley
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Walter when you need him?

  40. Star Jones Fat Weight Gain Tight Dress With Belly Chain
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    The aging Valentine’s Day cookies could not hide. They were no match for her superhuman sense of smell for sweets.

  41. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
    Bubbleguts
    Commented on this photo:

    The jeans are 1992 Levis and the jacket Wookie

  42. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    thought bubble “It’s hell having meat curtains this long.” *shifts like a guy*

  43. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Make my boobs look great!”

    “Damn it, Aubrey, I’m a tailor, not a miracle worker.”

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Twins In Snow
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommyyyyyy, why can’t we go for a sleigh ride instead. Shush dear, I told you, the sleigh’s harness has been chafing my skin.

  45. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
    Commented on this photo:

    “Operation: Bender is about to kick into full effect”

    “Understood. How many, this time?”

    “3…. for tonight. We can dump the bodies off the GW.”

  46. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t make me go Assassin’s Creed on you, and pull my swords from my bag, bitch. HURRY UP!!”

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Twins In Snow
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
    Commented on this photo:

    Cloppity Clop Clop! Cloppity Clop Clop!

    *PLOP*! “Oops! mommy dropped a ‘loaf’ Heehee!”

    Two emabarassed litle girls who will NEVER ask for a pony.

  48. David Hasselhoff Lifting Shirt Up Bed Bath And Beyond Parking Lot
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please Mr. Hasselhoff, you’re going to lose your dignity…….”

  49. Kelly Osbourne Super Excited Purple Hair LFW 2014 House of Holland
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the scariest sex doll I’ve ever seen.

  50. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s a UAV when you need one?

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