The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.18.14

February 18th, 2014 // 573 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where since we’ve already posted Alec Baldwin‘s wife’s nipples, we decided to lead this thing off with his daugther Ireland‘s butt, because bears are stupid animals that deserve no respect is what my boss told me, sir, I swear to you it was him. *dips Fish in honey, tosses into woods, climbs tree* Also, this post is on the heels of my three-day hiatus which means it’s crammed tighter than this denim, stretching all the way back to Valentine’s Day just for this shot of Pope Francis. I don’t know why, but the context seemed important on that one. Normally it’s just random royalty shitting themselves, 1986 Christie Brinkley‘s time-traveling hijinks and Instagram quasi-nudes, but the Pope with his special Valentine

Didn’t want to let that one go unnoticed (Their track record with children isn’t great is what I’m getting at),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pope Francis Hugging Young Boy Valentines Day
    kafak
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    I have a some candy for you under this tent

  2. Cee Lo Green Holding Corona Guiding Woman Into SUV
    cmonreally
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    Here girl have this already opened bottle of- shit wait, turn around for a second and don’t look until I say okay.

  3. Pope Francis Hugging Young Boy Valentines Day
    ben dover
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    RUN BOY RUN

  4. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
    kafak
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    That Taco Bell is going through him like jet fuel.

  5. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Instagram
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    She likes to visit her dad at the zoo. The bikini is just spite.

  6. HahaGenerator

    What’s the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
    The sack.

    And Nipples!!

  7. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Instagram
    ben dover
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    SHE LOOKS REAL GOOD FROM THE REAR

  8. John Travolta Barry Norman A Conversation With John Travolta Theatre Royal London
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    “And then I tell him that I’m gonna need him to massage my upper legs area…” That’s when the magic happens.”

  9. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Announcement Instagram
    ben dover
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    The future Mrs Dover

  10. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots Girlfriend Mia Goth Fruit Smoothies
    cmonreally
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    God dammit her creepy flesh colored eyebrows are disgusting.

  11. Cee Lo Green Holding Corona Guiding Woman Into SUV
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    Mini-Corona – Check
    Girl under 4’5″ – Check
    SUV go kart – Check
    Half a roofie – Double-check.

  12. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
    Bonky
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    SIXTY FUCKING YEARS OLD.

  13. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
    ben dover
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    I need to masturbate NOW

  14. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
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    Seems he took one of Kim’s clothing accessories with him…

  15. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
    Radadoon
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    I’m a Ninja, Dammit!

  16. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
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    Get some!

  17. Lola Monroe Shelf Ass Tight Dress Basketball Wifes Season Premiere After Party
    cmonreally
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    I think my guess that Photo Boy is throwing any huge assed trick into these galleries has been confirmed, if that caption is something to go by.

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
    ben dover
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    she is kinda cute too bad shes the size of a whale

  19. Johnny Depp Blonde Highlights Make Up Artist And Hair Stylist Guild Awards
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    That’s not an award. He fashioned that from what he had in his pockets.
    I’m on to you, Depp!!

  20. Cee Lo Green Holding Corona Guiding Woman Into SUV
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    Cee lo looks like shit

  21. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
    kafak
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    Corsets are like photo shopping yourself in real life.

  22. Miranda Kerr Naked Sideboob Wearing Towel Instagram
    Polk
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    HOT

  23. Star Jones Fat Weight Gain Tight Dress With Belly Chain
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    Cee lo looks pretty good.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Heels Robin Hood Project Celebrity Bowling Pinz Bowling Alley
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    Is her ass playing the part of Friar Tuck?

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
    Bonky
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    “Kim, watch out for that puddle of pee. No, Kim, WATCH OUT for
    that puddle of pee. NO, KIM, DONT WALK INTO THAT PUDDLE
    OF PEE ! Kim, OH MY GOD, Kim, that’s a puddle of pee STOP
    SPLASHING IN IT !”

  26. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Instagram
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    I see London, I see France. Now I see Ireland.

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Twins In Snow
    ThisWillHurt
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    Good thing they put blinds on her, she would’ve wondered off course.

  28. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
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    Kim’s head is in the bag woven from her ass.

  29. Kelly Osbourne Super Excited Purple Hair LFW 2014 House of Holland
    Radadoon
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    Damn Freaky!!!! Ozzy in Drag!!!

  30. Dick Van Dyke Screaming Night At The Museum 3 Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I MADE YOUR CHILDHOOD MAGICAL, YOU FUCK!”

  31. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    I would motorboat her to Billy Joel’s Uptown Girl.

  32. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
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    That’s the effect a shirtless Hoff has on the ladies.

  33. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
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    I don’t even see a commoner back there.

  34. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Good girl thanks for going back to taking the money shot pics.

  35. John Travolta Barry Norman A Conversation With John Travolta Theatre Royal London
    Bonky
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    Oh ma God, Barry Norman, Oh ma God !

  36. Emmy Rossum Bikini Instagram
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Emmy’s boobs deserve an Oscar

  37. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Heels Robin Hood Project Celebrity Bowling Pinz Bowling Alley
    Radadoon
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    Stupid to bowl in heels. None of the Kardashians will ever be members of Mensa!

  38. David Hasselhoff Lifting Shirt Up Bed Bath And Beyond Parking Lot
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    “Yep. I’m still gross.”

  39. Pope Francis Hugging Young Boy Valentines Day
    Sick and Twisted
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    “In one pocket, is a wafer, the body of Christ…in the other, is a Mounds candy bar, the body of your Holiness.

  40. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots Girlfriend Mia Goth Fruit Smoothies
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I love you, Mia.”
    “I love you too, Sh- Goddamnit! Keep the bag on your head!”

  41. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Announcement Instagram
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    Emily Emily, same advice I gave Ireland stick to the body shots, you are a cute girl but your body is the money maker.

  42. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
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    Siri,

    Where can I find a port-a-potty?

  43. Pope Francis Hugging Young Boy Valentines Day
    George P. Burdell
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    Go forth and sin no more (until the same time next week).

  44. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
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    Ironically that’s the same bag that he made Kim wear over her face the first night they had sex.

  45. Uma Thurman Cleavage Belly EE British Academy Film Awards
    Shaggy 2 Dope
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    “Surprise, I’m pregnant with your derp-faced-faced baby! Pay up, sucka!!

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Walking Twins In Snow
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    Girls…never stand directly behind mommy.

  47. Johnny Depp Blonde Highlights Make Up Artist And Hair Stylist Guild Awards
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    “Without make up artists, I would be David Spade.”

  48. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Aubrey O’Day’s dress is so complex it takes a Chinese Engineer to do it up, that’s right, not even a regular engineer, but a good one!

  49. Mila Kunis Holding Nose Ashton Kutcher JFK Airport
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    “Does this scarf smell of chloroform to you?”

  50. John Travolta Barry Norman A Conversation With John Travolta Theatre Royal London
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    Secret Hair Club for Men handshake.

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