The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.13.12

February 13th, 2012 // 622 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with some scraps left behind from our Grammys and BAFTAs coverage that couldn’t be just left under Fish’s desk for when he has an accident. I won’t have it! Gems like Black Sam Elliot dropping my favorite photobomb of all time (extremely close second here), Paul McCartney just before firing his entire security detail, and Jonah Hill who apparently refuses to put the fat pants back on.

It’s not unusual for Tom Jones to still be alive *pours out malt liquor for Carlton*,

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Esquire, Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
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    As the talent vampire claims another victim, a black dude says it all with his eyes…

  2. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    tinklepants
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    I bet she’d be a great boxer, what with that granite jaw and all…

  3. Taylor Swift Grammys
    Bitters
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    Doogie wows her

  4. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Bonky
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    I wanna get horny but its just not happening.

  5. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    cc
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    I’d like to give her a little head.

  6. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    Little Tongue
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    That flesh eating disease is quite harsh, this year.

  7. Christina Milian Cleavage
    tinklepants
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    Yesterday’s news.

  8. Lara Stone
    Bonky
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    What the fuck kind of advertisement is this for a car ? This is the kind of ad that Alfred Hitchcock would have made if he tried to sell cars back in the 1960′s.

  9. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    cc
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    Truth in advertising.

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Fur Coat Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    Jeorge
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    She should try facial tattoos

  11. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Minidress
    hbw
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    Looks like somebody just queefed.

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow Rihanna Grammys Twitter
    Bonky
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    Gwyneth makes me want to vomit.

  13. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Minidress
    Trek Girl
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    And that is the way a lady exits a car without flashing the camera.

  14. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
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    How did my comment on The Superficial get from the internet to her T-shirt? Fuckin’ magnets!!

  15. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    tinklepants
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    Meryl Streep looks FUCKING FANTASTIC! Oh, it’s who? Wow, nevermind.

  16. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Minidress
    Bonky
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    “Penis, penis, really, here ? Sure, let me out, I gotta get me some penis. I hope I’m not late !”

  17. Taylor Swift Grammys
    hbw
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    “I’m gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now, that’ll really piss it off! Oh wait, it’s Neil.”

  18. Charlie Sheen Twitter
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    After seeing her photo, Sheen decided that he did in fact need his own full time court stenographer.

  19. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    tinklepants
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    Vulcan Vampire. That’s a new one.

  20. Billy Ray Cyrus Hat Sunglasses Grammys
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    …and the Grammy for “Father of the Year” goes to Billy Ray Cyrus!!! hah, just kidding…it’s Chris Brown.

  21. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
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    I thought it was Bob Newhart.

  22. Charlie Sheen Twitter
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    “Okay, first, let me check your qualifications…perfect! Now, in this scene, you’re playing a sexy court reporter. Just pretend to type on this machine. After the judge and ‘Deniece’ leave, you take pity on how horrible she was to me, and we go at it.”

  23. Ashanti Cleavage
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    Is this one of those “make your clothes out of duct tape” contests?

  24. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
    tinklepants
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    Bustah’d Career. more like it.

  25. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    hbw
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    The “B” stands for irrelevant.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Fur Coat Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
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    “Bikinis won’t work for promoting Journey 2 in France. They’re used to actual nudity in movie posters. Yeah,I suggested that. Funny, you wouldn’t think she’d object, but…”—from a New Line Cinema marketing metting

  27. Billy Ray Cyrus Hat Sunglasses Grammys
    tinklepants
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    Wow, Val Kilmer’s really making a comeback!

  28. Lara Stone
    tinklepants
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    I didn’t know they were remaking Encino Man with a female lead… Wait, what? She’s not in cro-magnon makeup? Yikes!

  29. Gwyneth Paltrow Rihanna Grammys Twitter
    tinklepants
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    Chris Brown had it right: Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch.

  30. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Feetsthss
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    Well at least she’s clearly not embracing the “ironic t-shirt” trend common among hipsters.

  31. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Minidress
    tinklepants
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    This works for me: Blatantly dumb as dirt and tits for days.

  32. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    Raaaaaaaa
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    skin tone on thigh where pants have split does not match skin tone on (midget) hands, face….is he wearing SPANX?!

  33. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    lori
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    You still got it, Tom, and you always will.

  34. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    The Brown Streak
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    Demi Lovato says you’re doing it all wrong.

  35. Taylor Swift Grammys
    lori
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    I’ve now seen her with exactly two facial expressions. Both vapid.

  36. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    The Brown Streak
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    Hulk smash!….right after Hulk have twinkie…THEN Hulk Smash! Ut oh…Hulk might now have Diabetes…blood test first…THEN Hulk Smash!

  37. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    When Rumer’s around, the Doomsday clock is set 1 minute closer to midnight.

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    I feel a little bad for her. She literally got the worst of both parents.

  39. Drake
    The Brown Streak
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    Josh and Drake grew up to be black? Who’d have known?

  40. Christina Milian Cleavage
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    So sick of the hideous tans everywhere. Gross.

  41. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    pretty vacant
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    explains why they made him stand outside.

  42. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
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    Once gross, always gross.

  43. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
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    I keep expecting his eyes to turn into hypnospirals.

  44. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
    The Brown Streak
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    GGILF

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Minidress
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    If the chin doesn’t kill you, the knee will.

  46. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    mulder
    Commented on this photo:

    SCULLY!!!!!

  47. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
    The Brown Streak
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    A lesser known code of chivalry is to plug a woman’s ass when she has diarrhea with your finger.

  48. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    “Why yes, I do share a room with Margot Kidder. How could you tell?”

  49. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    Buddy the Elf
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    God thing that watch is rated to like 5000m – he looks like a diver.

  50. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    The Brown Streak
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    ESPN asks, what if Morgan Freeman were white…

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