The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.13.12

February 13th, 2012 // 622 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with some scraps left behind from our Grammys and BAFTAs coverage that couldn’t be just left under Fish’s desk for when he has an accident. I won’t have it! Gems like Black Sam Elliot dropping my favorite photobomb of all time (extremely close second here), Paul McCartney just before firing his entire security detail, and Jonah Hill who apparently refuses to put the fat pants back on.

It’s not unusual for Tom Jones to still be alive *pours out malt liquor for Carlton*,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photos: Esquire, Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Commented on this photo:

    …and that’s how bedbugs infested Ft. Lauderdale.

  2. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!!”

  3. Gwyneth Paltrow Rihanna Grammys Twitter
    mamacita
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwynnie’s looking a little thick next to RiRi…LOL!

  4. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t decide whats longer, her face or her boobs.

  5. Kat Von D Midriff Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    With each sale you get a complimentary shopping bag you can put over her head.

  6. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    Commented on this photo:

    “The Fish said he wanted me to wear something … low … cut …”

  7. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Rumer- why the long………aw, fuck it. It’s just too easy.

  8. Billy Ray Cyrus Hat Sunglasses Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    Something tells me he eats a lot of leftover penis cake.

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    And…CUT!

  10. Lara Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy like car, shrill like wild geese.

  11. Jon Hamm BAFTAs
    Nutterbutter
    Commented on this photo:

    who’s a wascly wabbit?

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow Rihanna Grammys Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Look! Look! Another black person to stand next to! Wow, how P.C am I?

  13. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Damnit, I knew I should have worn looser pants.

  14. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s putting the weight back on. Just sayin…..

  15. Drake
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Lou Gossett over there is thinking this guy’s more may-o-naise then Richard Gere.

  16. Jon Hamm BAFTAs
    Cherrie
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t understand why men love this man. Do they know he’s a man?

    • lily

      i dont understand why WOMEN love this man. he has this underwhelming skinnyfat body and looks prematurely OLD, like he smokes 2 packs a day or something. i guess thats why hes perfect for madmen.

  17. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Commented on this photo:

    Truth in advertising.

  18. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    She has less than 60 days before she becomes totally un-fuckable. The time is now !

  19. Taylor Swift Grammys
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    That look in his eyes says Doogie knows exactly why no one sticks around.

  20. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the only bitch that can pull off that look and really make it hot.

  21. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    Commented on this photo:

    If there were any justice in the world, that t-shirt would be wet. And wadded up on the floorboard of my camaro.

  22. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ooh, that shade of lipstick really brings out the green in your shoulder.” —Actual selling point at the cosmetics counter.

  23. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude looks like he has diabetes in his hands. Niqqa needs to drop some weight and see a doctor pronto.

  24. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    Red
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile – prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him

  25. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, you stand to close to GaGa and you get the AIDS. Check out the black dude on the left, he knows what time it is. Sir Paul, you are fucked.

  26. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    O'Flanahey
    Commented on this photo:

    The yuck of the sheesh

  27. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    Commented on this photo:

    He likes the way he looks…they guaranteed it. The blown out crotch seam was due to Lindsay Lohan wanting a new watch.

  28. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright, what idiot scheduled the Pimp N’ Ho Ball on the same night as the Grammys?

  29. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    Brooklean
    Commented on this photo:

    Joan Rivers needs to stop with the plastic surgery

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Minidress
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at the dudes around her. If she is trying to get lucky she sure is in the wrong place. Really makes you feel sad for her.

    However, on another note, in a couple years you won’t even remember this chicks name so it really doesn’t matter.

  31. Christina Milian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    The side-boob blinder was the least popular of Ronco’s inventions.

  32. Taylor Swift Grammys
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    *gasp* My very own Neil Patrick Harris!
    Can i eat him?

  33. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    madmax
    Commented on this photo:

    whoa, I totally thought that this was Lindsey Lohan at first. Nice cans…midsection is all fucked up though!

  34. Taylor Swift Grammys
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the fuck does this picture look photoshopped ?

    Taylor has her trademark “Oh my God, I won another award” look and Doogie looks like he was modeling something for GQ.

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Fur Coat Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you telling me Vanessa hudgens isn’t Selena Gomez.
    that’s not racist i’m Mexican

  36. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
    Grizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    The ugliest face of a dogs ass you ever saw and it’s all about the fucked up finger pointing knuckle. Well done you ugly fuck, well done.

  37. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    John Riley
    Commented on this photo:

    Straight from Snooki’s “Pickle” sucking class.

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    So hot that even Brazilian Albert Nobbs in the background wants her.

  39. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Filthy Whore”

    Wow, she’s proud of that.

    I am speechless.

  40. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    madmax
    Commented on this photo:

    “oops, I crapped my pants!”

  41. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s new pussycat?
    I’m black now.

  42. Saana Lathan Cleavage
    Cheeseburger
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing sound about that mess coming out of her under arm

  43. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Scroll down till she looks good.

  44. Charlie Sheen Twitter
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I really feel sorry for the fluffer sitting beneath him.

  45. Taylor Swift Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    “He’s gay? But…I already wrote three songs about him in anticipation of our breakup!”

  46. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    John Riley
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody has another bloodsucking leech attached to him.

  47. Kat Von D Midriff Tight Pants
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Women actually buy stuff from Kat Von D ? Wow, why are we trying to prevent World War III, somebody please bring it on !

  48. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Commented on this photo:

    “Michelle Bombshell McGee at the Damon Feldman Pillow Fight Championship in Ft. Lauderdale.”

    I’m rooting for the pillow.

  49. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    Paige
    Commented on this photo:

    All points to Paul this round, would have liked to see him on stage with Bruce though.

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Hat Sunglasses Grammys
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he finally got the pimp costume he should have bought ten years ago when it made more sense.

Leave A Comment