The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.13.12

February 13th, 2012 // 622 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with some scraps left behind from our Grammys and BAFTAs coverage that couldn’t be just left under Fish’s desk for when he has an accident. I won’t have it! Gems like Black Sam Elliot dropping my favorite photobomb of all time (extremely close second here), Paul McCartney just before firing his entire security detail, and Jonah Hill who apparently refuses to put the fat pants back on.

It’s not unusual for Tom Jones to still be alive *pours out malt liquor for Carlton*,

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Esquire, Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    yoyoblack
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    i’d still hit it :P

  2. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
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    crotchless suit pants – what a novel idea

  3. Frank Burns

    Advertisement for a home mastectomy kit?

  4. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
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    that is a very hot picture.

  5. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    Adam
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    “It’s not unusual to be browned, left in the sun”

  6. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Jim Broadbent: The man with the X-rated nose

  7. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Tits cannot make up for hair disaster.

  8. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s not unusual… for people to still take your picture 30 minutes after you died.

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    Deacon Jones
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    Kate Upton is insanely hot.

    However, she is aging quickly for a 22 yr old. She’s starting to get that puffy look and her ass is nothing to brag about.

    Her breasts however….her breasts are fantastic.

    • Josephus

      Chick’s 19. And you can say whatever you want, I would hit it until my dick fell off.

      • Deacon Jones

        Google image pictures of her from two years ago.

      • Yeah

        No, I agree. She’s not going to age well. She was banging like two years ago, but she’s gained the “freshman 15″ and she’s not even in college. Too much drinking will ruin a body faster than anything else.

  10. Ashanti Cleavage
    jeffiner
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    no words for how dumb she is

  11. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    It would be like having red hot sex with a crescent moon.

  12. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
    Bigalkie
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    Mr and Mrs Urkel are very proud of their son, he’s come a long way.

  13. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Boy George has awesome breasts.

  14. Drake
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    Black Hall & Oates

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    This isn’t the worst picture I’ve ever seen of her. But she had to go and ruin it with whatever that is drawn on her arm.

  16. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
    Adam
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    Bow-tie? Check
    Girdle? Check
    Jeans? Check

  17. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    yoyoblack
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    i’d hit that, too. with a lead pipe straight to the dome!!!!!!!!

  18. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Bonky
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    I would fuck her if they could just cut off her damn head.

  19. Drake
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    I am the Walrus. Coo coo ca choo, motherfucker.

  20. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The suit is impeccable. The head, well… the suit is impeccable.

  21. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
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    All this picture needs is an open casket

  22. Ashanti Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Archaeologists believe the dress would have looked like this

  23. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    Deacon Jones
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    Has that guy ever lifted anything heavier than a Supersize soda?

    His wrists and hands look pathetically frail, like they would break off if he pulled on a door handle too hard.

  24. Billy Ray Cyrus Hat Sunglasses Grammys
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    I guess a roll of Mento’s can get you in anywhere.

  25. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    Bigalkie
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    ” Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way”.

  26. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    yoyoblack
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    there’s that black guy…. saying it all…

  27. Ashanti Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is 2012 the year of the show or the amount of fashion disasters in one outfit?

  28. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
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    I’d be surprised if he’s allowed within 50 yards of a school.

  29. Sliver

    “I think we’re going to need a bigger bra.” (-taco bell dog).

  30. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The Velveteen Mole

  31. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
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    Someone. Please. Invent plastic surgery for necks. Otherwise, what’s the friggin’ point?!??!

  32. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
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    Cool. A glockenspiel vest.

  33. Jon Hamm BAFTAs
    Frank Burns
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    Here’s hoping he’s a gerontophile and dates Samantha Eggar.

  34. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    Bigalkie
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    A couple of phonies.

    • Deacon Jones

      If you’re calling McCartney a phony, you’re obviously a fucking moron who knows nothing about anything.

    • cc

      She’s as big a fucking poseur as there’s ever been.

      He, on the other hand, was the real deal, but the song he sang at the Grammys SUCKED.

      • Colostomy Bag

        Paul maybe past his prime, but Gaga’s total oeuvre will end up not being able to touch any single 1 of his Beatle’s, Wing’s or solo efforts.

    • Biff

      Agreed. Finally….someone else has come forward with the truth. The real Paul died in 63 by the way…not 66.

  35. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
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    Probably not the first time he’s been kissed by a beetle.

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Minidress
    Bigalkie
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    The camera loves this girl..

  37. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder who’s idea it was that Tom grow a fro.

  38. Taylor Swift Grammys
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    “No way!?! Doogie Howser is a gay?”

  39. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    “Come out to the coast, ..we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

  40. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    Bonky
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    Doesn’t he know he has to soak his face in warm water for at least a half hour before going out in public ? At his age you can’t skip the rehydration process or you just look terrible.

  41. Saana Lathan Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Saana in corpore sano

  42. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
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    So those don’t wash off, do they?

  43. Taylor Swift Grammys
    Bigalkie
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    I had this same look of surprise when I found out that Jake was gay! You rascals.

  44. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s safe to say that none of the men in this picture is the father of that child.

  45. Charlie Sheen Twitter
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    “Nope. not my brand of lice.”

  46. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
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    Looks to be some sort of gravitational vortex just behind her right elbow.

  47. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
    Deacon Jones
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    THAT, SIR, is a job well done.

    (coughs *get a prenup*)

  48. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    Cock Dr
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    St Patrick’s Day isn’t for over a month.

  49. Taylor Swift Grammys
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One of them just blew a dude.

    (Hint: It’s the one who plays a really annoying person on TV.)

    Damn, you need another hint?

  50. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
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    Is he doing The Dinosaur in this picture? Because if he is, I’m goign to go ahead and guess T. Rex.

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