Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with some scraps left behind from our Grammys and BAFTAs coverage that couldn’t be just left under Fish’s desk for when he has an accident. I won’t have it! Gems like Black Sam Elliot dropping my favorite photobomb of all time (extremely close second here), Paul McCartney just before firing his entire security detail, and Jonah Hill who apparently refuses to put the fat pants back on.
It’s not unusual for Tom Jones to still be alive *pours out malt liquor for Carlton*,
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Does she have an actual job?
no, they look pretty natural
are you kidding, she’s got to have at least 2 or 3…oh wait, you said job not jaw
It seems to be “International Party Girl” or something similarly Paris Hilton-esque.
Remember when you were a kid, and your parents said “your job is to get good grades”. Well, Rumors job is to work on closing her mouth one day.
She was actually one of the most normal people in the place.
He’s starring in the remake of “Stir Crazy” as Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor’s characters.
Simultaneously.
Well, they don’t need to do the shoe-polish scene, so it’s not worth remaking.
@TomFrank; That scene was in was Silver Streak.
Aw, shit. I got my Wilder-Pryor movies mixed up. Personal fail.
Goddamnit, Georgio, why couldn’t you have said “Silver Streak”? It would have been the same joke!
LMAO!!
Sorry :(
He looks like a negative.
HA!
Quick, throw water on her!
More like Busta Seam.
Aha ha!
+1
+1
evidence leads to recently sucking off a leprechaun
Watch as I slowly turn into Morgan Freeman before your eyes!
Whoa! WTF? Is his head that big or hands that small?
Or both and a really big fart blew out his pants…
mr mustache man looks like Charlie Brown saying, “ARRRGGHH!!”
With Bruce out of the picture and Demi in detox, it’s nice to see that Cher , Sam Elliott and their biker friends have taken her under their wing.
yessss
(Ben Stiller in Starsky and Hutch): Doo it, doo it… Doo it…
CyclopsShark likes this
“Elizabeth! I’m comin’”
Aging: No matter how talented you are, one day your entire head is going to start caving into your mouth.
I think what we’re seeing here is Jonah Hill in the middle of a physical transition from really overweight, unfunny Jonah Hill to somewhat overweight, yet still unfunny Jonah Hill.
My evidence? Small hands and ripped pants inseam…
I rest my case.
cool, now that they’re hanging out together rihanna should introduce gwynny to her friend chris
Someone check her spinal column to see if she’s been replaced, ’cause that can’t be Scully!!
Oh good, a tranny version of Megan Fox…
tell me this guy doesn’t look like he belongs on a Sex Offender’s list somewhere
It’s as if Debbie Harry and Gaga had a kid…
Freaky narcissistic!
What the label says.
Which one?
Well, if you’re looking for a ‘Filthy Whore’…. you found the trophy one.
So both, I guess…
Filthy forehead
Too redundant. Next.
LIKE A BOSSS….
Is that a party in his pants?
You know you’ve let yourself go when you need a special vest to keep the gut from flying out…
from the closeup it appears Ms Anderson is losing her battle with Morgellon’s
Not a real disease…she just needs to tweeze.
Well, he had to die of something….
Don’t worry, I don’t think even Hep C can get through all that plastic surgery.
When the big head is pointing straight up…
It’s hard to look tough when the guy behind you is eating a rat
Uhm, Tom, just because its the BAFTA Orange Awards, doesn’t mean you have to show up looking like on old orange.
ahem…white trash. ’nuff said.
She reminds me of a ghetto Jennifer Tilly.
But she’s not white.
Actually, they’re both half-white. Tilly’s dad is Chinese.
Is the chick behind sugartits doing the Ric Flair walk?
lol
Whooo!
still looks better than LiLo
He’s either The Hulk or stock in lap band companies is dropping as we speak.
Bully for her. She’s not the first woman on this site whose tits needed blinkers.
I honestly can’t think of a worse way to go…
Those are real right? I haven’t seen unaugmented breasts on a hot celeb for so long that I didn’t know what to make of hers.
No, they’re not real – you can find pre-op pictures of her with a smaller chest.
That said, slow clap for her surgeon because jesus-tap-dancing-christ they’re fantastic!
Shes only 19, she still growing man.
They are real!!
You can watch them jinggling on youtube!
those HAVE to be real.. when she’s walking the catwalk they’re almost slapping her in the face
Jennifer Love Hewitt just released a statement saying, “See? You muthafuckas thought the bandage dress was fixing me. It’s not magic… it can’t push breasts together that are 5 miles apart or make Jay Leno look good in drag.”
Her tits are kinda small considering how chubby she is. Just sayin’
You’re parents are brother and sister, right ? That would explain so much !
fat, pale version of Grace Jones. accentuated with trailer park tattoos, i see what she did there.
That outfit looked better on Jonah Hill
Can you imagine what this beast looks like without makeup
you mean when she has her cock untucked?
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23500000/No-Makeup-kat-von-d-23520653-438-526.jpg
Just for you.
actually better
Sure that’s not Rumer Willis?
Chubby chick should have bigger tits.
I haven’t heard anything about sexual assaults at the Grammys, which is surprising because the sight of Cyndi Lauper made all the men uncontrollably horny.
Or made them commit suicide. I don’t remember which one.
Dude I would crush that. *still* no lies.
Richard – only if i can gag her first. Don’t want to hear that voice while I’m doing the deed.
OMFG that’s my lady yer talkin’ bout, asshole.
Well, now we know what music video you jerk off to, McBeef. She-Bop. You jerk off to She-Bop.
all through the night, tommy. both the song and the duration.
I’d fuck the quaaludes out of her bloodstream.
Looks like Aguilera’s twin. Despite a 30 year or so age difference
To be fair, her back doesn’t feel much different than her butt.
her vagina feels vastly different than her butt. less shit in there too.
@ tendrils: Doesn’t matter. Had buttsex.
Must be true. If leopards were ever going to change their spots it’d be now.
A day at the try-outs for the new village people!
Is this from another one of those “Nutty Professor” movies?
This is called a diversion. Unfortunately, sometimes, the disaster still draws most of the attention.