The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.13.12

February 13th, 2012 // 622 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with some scraps left behind from our Grammys and BAFTAs coverage that couldn’t be just left under Fish’s desk for when he has an accident. I won’t have it! Gems like Black Sam Elliot dropping my favorite photobomb of all time (extremely close second here), Paul McCartney just before firing his entire security detail, and Jonah Hill who apparently refuses to put the fat pants back on.

It’s not unusual for Tom Jones to still be alive *pours out malt liquor for Carlton*,

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Esquire, Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Does she have an actual job?

  2. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
    EricLr
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    She was actually one of the most normal people in the place.

  3. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
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    He’s starring in the remake of “Stir Crazy” as Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor’s characters.

    Simultaneously.

  4. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    Johnny P!
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    He looks like a negative.

  5. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Quick, throw water on her!

  6. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
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    More like Busta Seam.

  7. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    skidmark
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    evidence leads to recently sucking off a leprechaun

  8. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    EricLr
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    Watch as I slowly turn into Morgan Freeman before your eyes!

  9. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    shonzie
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    Whoa! WTF? Is his head that big or hands that small?

  10. Drake
    shonzie
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    mr mustache man looks like Charlie Brown saying, “ARRRGGHH!!”

  11. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    With Bruce out of the picture and Demi in detox, it’s nice to see that Cher , Sam Elliott and their biker friends have taken her under their wing.

  12. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
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    (Ben Stiller in Starsky and Hutch): Doo it, doo it… Doo it…

  13. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    CyclopsShark likes this

  14. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    shonzie
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    “Elizabeth! I’m comin’”

  15. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    Johnny P!
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    Aging: No matter how talented you are, one day your entire head is going to start caving into your mouth.

  16. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
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    I think what we’re seeing here is Jonah Hill in the middle of a physical transition from really overweight, unfunny Jonah Hill to somewhat overweight, yet still unfunny Jonah Hill.
    My evidence? Small hands and ripped pants inseam…
    I rest my case.

  17. Gwyneth Paltrow Rihanna Grammys Twitter
    chris breezy boxing academy
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    cool, now that they’re hanging out together rihanna should introduce gwynny to her friend chris

  18. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    DiegoAD
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    Someone check her spinal column to see if she’s been replaced, ’cause that can’t be Scully!!

  19. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    Oh good, a tranny version of Megan Fox…

  20. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
    shonzie
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    tell me this guy doesn’t look like he belongs on a Sex Offender’s list somewhere

  21. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
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    It’s as if Debbie Harry and Gaga had a kid…

  22. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Johnny P!
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    What the label says.

  23. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
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    LIKE A BOSSS….

  24. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    FiveAlive
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    Is that a party in his pants?

  25. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
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    You know you’ve let yourself go when you need a special vest to keep the gut from flying out…

  26. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    chris breezy boxing academy
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    from the closeup it appears Ms Anderson is losing her battle with Morgellon’s

  27. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
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    Well, he had to die of something….

  28. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When the big head is pointing straight up…

  29. Drake
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s hard to look tough when the guy behind you is eating a rat

  30. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    Frank Burns
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    Uhm, Tom, just because its the BAFTA Orange Awards, doesn’t mean you have to show up looking like on old orange.

  31. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    nick
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    ahem…white trash. ’nuff said.

  32. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Minidress
    The Pope
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    Is the chick behind sugartits doing the Ric Flair walk?

  33. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
    Any Guy
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    still looks better than LiLo

  34. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s either The Hulk or stock in lap band companies is dropping as we speak.

  35. Christina Milian Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Bully for her. She’s not the first woman on this site whose tits needed blinkers.

  36. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    nick
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    I honestly can’t think of a worse way to go…

  37. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    Mr Obvious
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    Those are real right? I haven’t seen unaugmented breasts on a hot celeb for so long that I didn’t know what to make of hers.

    • Fondue

      No, they’re not real – you can find pre-op pictures of her with a smaller chest.

      That said, slow clap for her surgeon because jesus-tap-dancing-christ they’re fantastic!

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt just released a statement saying, “See? You muthafuckas thought the bandage dress was fixing me. It’s not magic… it can’t push breasts together that are 5 miles apart or make Jay Leno look good in drag.”

  39. Kate Upton Cleavage Equire
    Cameron
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    Her tits are kinda small considering how chubby she is. Just sayin’

  40. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    Any Guy
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    fat, pale version of Grace Jones. accentuated with trailer park tattoos, i see what she did there.

  41. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That outfit looked better on Jonah Hill

  42. Kat Von D Midriff Tight Pants
    Justin Bieber
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    Can you imagine what this beast looks like without makeup

  43. Cameron

    Chubby chick should have bigger tits.

  44. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I haven’t heard anything about sexual assaults at the Grammys, which is surprising because the sight of Cyndi Lauper made all the men uncontrollably horny.

    Or made them commit suicide. I don’t remember which one.

  45. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
    JPC
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    Looks like Aguilera’s twin. Despite a 30 year or so age difference

  46. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
    dontkillthemessenger
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    To be fair, her back doesn’t feel much different than her butt.

  47. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Must be true. If leopards were ever going to change their spots it’d be now.

  48. Drake
    Bigalkie
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    A day at the try-outs for the new village people!

  49. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
    The Pope
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    Is this from another one of those “Nutty Professor” movies?

  50. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is called a diversion. Unfortunately, sometimes, the disaster still draws most of the attention.

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