The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.11.13

February 11th, 2013 // 366 Comments

“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.

In every photo like this there’s always a Sigur Ros fan fondly remembering penis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord
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    I was going to make a face transplant joke, but I didn’t want to disrespect those who have actually received face transplants after a horrible injury.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
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    “I didn’t believe them when they said my face would freeze this way….”

  3. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    I know Hobbits are proud of their hairy feet, but those feet really should be covered for a fashion show.

  4. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    anonym
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    Looks more like a sister than a daughter.

  5. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
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    Sweet Gee-ZUS! I will never complain about how I look ever again, as long as I live.

  6. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    First they train a bear to ride a bike, now they’ve got a pig walking upright and wearing dresses. This is an amazing time we’re living in!

  7. Chelsea Handler Andre Balazs Fashion Week
    skippy86
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    I just know she stinks down there… she just does.

  8. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    skippy86
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    My fucking drapes, you bitch!

  9. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    journalschism
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    Would bone with extreme prejudice.

  10. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    Jackie
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    And now ladies and gentlemen, REAL AIDS!

  11. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
    Schweddy Snatch
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    She can’t remember where she left her ice skates.

  12. Shia LaBeouf
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    And this year’s Can You Believe This Douche Smirk Award goes to…

  13. David Hasselhoff
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    Captured: the fateful moment when he finally realized he’s spent the last 6 decades being David Hasselhoff.

  14. Alexa Ray Joel Yellow Teeth
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    This chick crawls out of obscurity about once a year by pulling this exact shit, over again, every time. God bless her, is what I’m trying to say.

  15. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    Just Sayin'
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    Now, this only proves that black women too are vampires!

  16. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    Jerry
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    Jamie and cedric aint doin nobody but each other. They senior citizens. Look at all they grey hair. Dem dere girls could be their kids. Damn….

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
    Just Sayin'
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    Just like a pedifile wanna-be, he is looking over his new victim/acquisition! Dirty old man in any case. But, who can blame him? I’d look down that dress too if it presented and opportunity to too!

  18. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    Just Sayin'
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    I thought that was an old woman and her husband. They look the same age. And, that isn’t say much!

  19. Chelsea Handler Andre Balazs Fashion Week
    Just Sayin'
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    When Chelsea wears something that looks good on someone her age, she looks good. But,m when she tries and look like a 20 something stripper, she just ruins the ‘Cougar” thing she tries to portray in her talk show. But, that sells. So I expect her to keep doing it.

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Leg Slit Dress Warner Music Group Grammy Celebration
    Just Sayin'
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    If you got it, flaunt it. If you don’t, please don’t. For goodness sake, she got it!

  21. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Just Sayin'
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    So, this is what a wet female dog looks like? I mean . . . bitch?

  22. Jessica Perez Cleavage Tight Minidress Herve Leger Autumn Winter Show Fashion Week
    Just Sayin'
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    Well, she sure can pull of this look. How many other models or statlets could wear this and look good in it? I can’t think of any one. Can you? Please let me know.

  23. Samantha Barks Cleavage BAFTAs
    Just Sayin'
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    I like what I see. But, all the women having wet hair and no coats while the men had hoods and coats to protect them until they were photographed just show how we precieve women differently then men. What a shame too. I would rather have the men sick with pneumonia then the women any day! Wouldn’t you?

  24. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    This photograph belongs in a psychiatry textbook. You know what chapter, don’t you?

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
    bitchy
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    Neeeeeeiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhh

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