“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.
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He doesn’t pay her enough to kiss her on the mouth.
I’d handl’er
Someone must have pulled her tail
The women has CRAZY FUCKING EYES.
I don’t think he looks drunk at all.
Yes, this picture makes me sad too.
I can see her brain in her nose.
It makes me feel like I want to climb in there.
I think she is wincing from her crushed boobies.
He’s doing Moe Syzslak’s walk across the stage of the Bachelors Auction, straight into the rejects section.
dammit…Szyslak’s
WTF happened to her face, she was kind of cute before, now she is messed up.
It’s gonna be him
Scared to think what Kim is going to look like or Jessica Simpson with baby #2.
I’m so pretty, oh so pretty.
Awful actor.
She got new boobs. Clearly she does not understand that her breasts were not the problem.
The reality is you are not a model bitch.
I always liked her until she tainted herself with that Kardashian loser.
That’s her *dad*? There’s a video of them kissing and him spanking her, before running his hands all over her boobs. Explains so fucking much.
To anyone who’s interested (although I don’t know who that would be):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2276661/Courtney-Stodden-gyrates-pole-red-lingerie–posing-dress-light-crotch.html#axzz2KImtkVhK
Haters gonna hate.
I’m guessing that girl doesn’t have enough penis for Jamie Foxx. He has that “icky” look plastered all over his face.
The amount of invisible cocks in this spa is startling.
“Come on Jen, time for an Inglourious Buttfuck”
“KITT! Where are you? I need to get out of here!”
I undrerstand the show’s title now. I do want to Smash her.
Is there to give head in Minis after Warner Music Group winners have had a lot of Heineken. InStyle.
Huh?
Huh?
How she confused “Mardi Gras” with “Woodstock” is beyond me
he about to nail her ass
The hat makes the outfit complete.
Welcome to aids!
Does someone kick her in the face before every photo?
It looks like she’s every girl in that line except the blonde.
Grandma arms.
jwow?
If she needs to have a seat, my face will gladly make the perfect cushion
Fat Tuesday, huh?
Upper body muscle with ant legs…yeah right! but this seems to be a fixation for a lot of actors and for american fit maniacs in general.
this the type of physiue enfatized by the media.
I like jeremy and his smirk. nice guy, intense actor.
Once were beautiful.
sexiest legal leg ever.
Subtlety. I haz not it.
This. Explains. Everything.
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If you do a Google search for images of her with the safe filter on, I think you’ll find this is what she typically wears going to the mall.
Just when you think girls have run out of ideas for stupid looking tattoos….
Relax people and give her a little credit. Some Aqua Velva smelling, liver spotted hand came around and grabbed her tits, she probably thought it was her husband.
I’m glad she comes painted with instructions because after unwrapping I wouldn’t know what to do with her.
“You will obey the smize!!!”
Is there a squeaking sound when that plastic prosthetic hand rubs up against that plastic boob?
“Staring at the floor…Staring at the floor…Do NOT look up…Keep looking at the floor….”