The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.11.13

February 11th, 2013 // 366 Comments

“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.

In every photo like this there’s always a Sigur Ros fan fondly remembering penis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Larry King Shawn Southwick Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    He doesn’t pay her enough to kiss her on the mouth.

  2. Chelsea Handler Andre Balazs Fashion Week
    hedgehog
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    I’d handl’er

  3. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
    Juan Diablo
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    Someone must have pulled her tail

  4. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    The women has CRAZY FUCKING EYES.

  5. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    I don’t think he looks drunk at all.

  6. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
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    Yes, this picture makes me sad too.

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
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    I can see her brain in her nose.

  8. Katharine McPhee Side Boob Fashion Week
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    It makes me feel like I want to climb in there.

  9. Dita Von Teese Drunk Cleavage Grammy After Party
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    I think she is wincing from her crushed boobies.

  10. Jeremy Renner BAFTAs
    Dexter
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    He’s doing Moe Syzslak’s walk across the stage of the Bachelors Auction, straight into the rejects section.

  11. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    WTF happened to her face, she was kind of cute before, now she is messed up.

  12. Lance Bass Chippendale Dancers
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    It’s gonna be him

  13. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
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    Scared to think what Kim is going to look like or Jessica Simpson with baby #2.

  14. Jeremy Renner BAFTAs
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    I’m so pretty, oh so pretty.

  15. Josh Hutcherson CIROC Court Basketball Game
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    Awful actor.

  16. Alexa Ray Joel Yellow Teeth
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    She got new boobs. Clearly she does not understand that her breasts were not the problem.

  17. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    The reality is you are not a model bitch.

  18. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Legs Minidress RocNation Pre Grammy Brunch
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    I always liked her until she tainted herself with that Kardashian loser.

  19. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    gnarla
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    That’s her *dad*? There’s a video of them kissing and him spanking her, before running his hands all over her boobs. Explains so fucking much.

    To anyone who’s interested (although I don’t know who that would be):
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2276661/Courtney-Stodden-gyrates-pole-red-lingerie–posing-dress-light-crotch.html#axzz2KImtkVhK

  20. Jeremy Renner BAFTAs
    Axerty
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    Haters gonna hate.

  21. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    Professor Chaos
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    I’m guessing that girl doesn’t have enough penis for Jamie Foxx. He has that “icky” look plastered all over his face.

  22. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    Axerty
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    The amount of invisible cocks in this spa is startling.

  23. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
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    “Come on Jen, time for an Inglourious Buttfuck”

  24. David Hasselhoff
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    “KITT! Where are you? I need to get out of here!”

  25. Katharine McPhee Side Boob Fashion Week
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    I undrerstand the show’s title now. I do want to Smash her.

  26. Alessandra Ambrosio Leg Slit Dress Warner Music Group Grammy Celebration
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    Is there to give head in Minis after Warner Music Group winners have had a lot of Heineken. InStyle.

  27. Kelly Clarkson Krewe Of Endymion Mardi Gras Parade Grand Marshal
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    How she confused “Mardi Gras” with “Woodstock” is beyond me

  28. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    moochi
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    he about to nail her ass

  29. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
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    The hat makes the outfit complete.

  30. Chelsea Handler Andre Balazs Fashion Week
    tito
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    Welcome to aids!

  31. Alexa Ray Joel Yellow Teeth
    tito
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    Does someone kick her in the face before every photo?

  32. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    tito
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    It looks like she’s every girl in that line except the blonde.

  33. Hofit Golan Butt Tight Dress Fashion Week
    tito
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    Grandma arms.

  34. Samantha Barks Cleavage BAFTAs
    Nik
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    jwow?

  35. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Tight Dress Fashion Week
    Mr. Snazzy
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    If she needs to have a seat, my face will gladly make the perfect cushion

  36. Kelly Clarkson Krewe Of Endymion Mardi Gras Parade Grand Marshal
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    Fat Tuesday, huh?

  37. Shia LaBeouf
    martian
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    Upper body muscle with ant legs…yeah right! but this seems to be a fixation for a lot of actors and for american fit maniacs in general.
    this the type of physiue enfatized by the media.

  38. Jeremy Renner BAFTAs
    martian
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    I like jeremy and his smirk. nice guy, intense actor.

  39. AnnaLynne McCord
    martian
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    Once were beautiful.

  40. Alessandra Ambrosio Leg Slit Dress Warner Music Group Grammy Celebration
    martian
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    sexiest legal leg ever.

  41. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Valentine's Day Photo Shoot
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    Subtlety. I haz not it.

  42. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    Jill Ess
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    This. Explains. Everything.

  43. Shia LaBeouf
    tidbit
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    ♫ We’re Men ♫ We’re Men in Tights ♫

  44. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Valentine's Day Photo Shoot
    anonymous
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    If you do a Google search for images of her with the safe filter on, I think you’ll find this is what she typically wears going to the mall.

  45. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    anonymous
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    Just when you think girls have run out of ideas for stupid looking tattoos….

  46. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    angerinside
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    Relax people and give her a little credit. Some Aqua Velva smelling, liver spotted hand came around and grabbed her tits, she probably thought it was her husband.

  47. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    Jman
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    I’m glad she comes painted with instructions because after unwrapping I wouldn’t know what to do with her.

  48. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    “You will obey the smize!!!”

  49. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    Is there a squeaking sound when that plastic prosthetic hand rubs up against that plastic boob?

  50. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
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    “Staring at the floor…Staring at the floor…Do NOT look up…Keep looking at the floor….”

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