The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.11.13

February 11th, 2013 // 366 Comments

“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.

In every photo like this there’s always a Sigur Ros fan fondly remembering penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    your mom
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    She has a music video?? Reality?? What does this bitch know about reality???

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Leg Slit Dress Warner Music Group Grammy Celebration
    Inner Retard
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    The reason no-pants Mondays should be introduced.

  3. Katharine McPhee Side Boob Fashion Week
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    Damn. So close. I’ll see that nipple sooner or later, McPhee!

  4. Chelsea Handler Andre Balazs Fashion Week
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    Nice nips, Handler.

  5. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    This photo has 99 problems and daddy’s boundaries is one

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Leg Slit Dress Warner Music Group Grammy Celebration
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    That’s how you fucking do it, Jolie.

  7. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
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    Is she hot enough to be that big a bitch? The answer is yes, so rock on baby.

  8. Kelly Clarkson Krewe Of Endymion Mardi Gras Parade Grand Marshal
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    The crowd is throwing beads at her to keep her shirt on.

  9. Alexa Ray Joel Yellow Teeth
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    Poor girl. She has to compete with Christie Brinkley. I still would. Both of them.

  10. AnnaLynne McCord
    Drundel
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    As a fan, damn, WTF???

  11. AnnaLynne McCord
    your mom
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    I thought this was Lindsay Lohan at first. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult… to either one.

  12. Dita Von Teese Drunk Cleavage Grammy After Party
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    Oh yeah, baby. She’s better than them all. Forever love.

  13. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    your mom
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    At least she still looks black here.

  14. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Valentine's Day Photo Shoot
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    I want to lick my way to the centre of that heart.

  15. Katharine McPhee Side Boob Fashion Week
    Drundel
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    Great side boob.

  16. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    That dress actually recycles her bodily waste into drinking water for extended travel in the dunes.

  17. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
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    This picture just screams with subtlety.

  18. Larry King Shawn Southwick Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    your mom
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    “Will you just die, already?”

  19. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    This is the best she’s ever looked. Mostly because her body is mostly covered.

  20. Alexa Ray Joel Yellow Teeth
    your mom
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    Jeepers, Creepers, where’d you get those peepers??

  21. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    Jade
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    Jamie Foxx is an idiot racist.

    Yeah, I know it isn’t a very good caption.

  22. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    A little late to be showing buyer’s remorse on those implants.

  23. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    Hmmm. This explains where she got her taste for much older gay men.

  24. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    Jade
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    If she “smizes” any more, her eyes will pop out.

  25. Ashanti Cleavage Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    Still looking sexy. Why didn’t she become a more popular singer? Now we’re stuck with Kesha, Rihanna and the rest of these assholes.

    • Mr. Snazzy

      Because Ashanti is not a Corporate “Tool”, like the artists you described. For examples of Corporate friendly “music” artists (aka Crappy noise designed for a docile consumer public) see will.i.am, britney spears, lil wayne, katty perry, etcc.

  26. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    Jade
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    Daddy, just because you sell your daughter doesn’t mean you get to do her too.

  27. Shia LaBeouf
    Jade
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    Shia LeDouche wearing his girlfriend’s pants.

  28. AnnaLynne McCord
    Jade
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    Eep I thought that was a guy.

  29. Dita Von Teese Drunk Cleavage Grammy After Party
    Brentkilledaguy
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    Her armpit looks like it still has a little color and life left in it anyways.

  30. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    Jade
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    Was she always part asian, or do we have her plastic surgeon to thank for that?

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
    Jade
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    “Oh look, a carrot on a stick!”

  32. Dita Von Teese Drunk Cleavage Grammy After Party
    Brentkilledaguy
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    Her arm pit looks like it has a little color and life in it at least .

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio Leg Slit Dress Warner Music Group Grammy Celebration
    Jade
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    Still confused why Jolie got criticized for doing this..

  34. Samantha Barks Cleavage BAFTAs
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    She looks nice.

  35. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Tight Dress Fashion Week
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    Ass week.

  36. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    The reality of AIDS indeed.

  37. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Legs Minidress RocNation Pre Grammy Brunch
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    I like her a lot, despite having dated a Kardashian.

  38. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    tlmck
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    The reason Jamie ain’t lookin’ is because she ain’t “thick” enough. He likes ‘em Jessica Simpson size.

  39. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    tlmck
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    Taylor Swift finally got a tan?

  40. AnnaLynne McCord
    May Johner
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    Steven Tyler got more botox.

  41. Kelly Clarkson Krewe Of Endymion Mardi Gras Parade Grand Marshal
    tlmck
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    “Please do not show us your tits!!!”

  42. Larry King Shawn Southwick Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    Dammit! I didn’t want the next episode of “Walking Dead” spoiled for me.

  43. Katharine McPhee Side Boob Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    The top must have been made by a gay guy. It did not malfunction.

  44. Chelsea Handler Andre Balazs Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    The caption should read “Andre and Chelsea blasé”.

  45. Kelly Clarkson Krewe Of Endymion Mardi Gras Parade Grand Marshal
    Phoenix
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    I still miss the zoom.

  46. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    tlmck
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    That is what Jamie Foxx likes.

  47. Samantha Barks Cleavage BAFTAs
    tlmck
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    From the neck up, she has an appropriate last name.

  48. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Legs Minidress RocNation Pre Grammy Brunch
    tlmck
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    She is 4′ 11″ and 8″ of that is tits!

  49. Hofit Golan Butt Tight Dress Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    Hofit is the sound that zipper makes when it comes down.

  50. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    tlmck
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    These pics are not half as hot as some of the ones on Google.

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