“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.
In every photo like this there’s always a Sigur Ros fan fondly remembering penis,
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She has a music video?? Reality?? What does this bitch know about reality???
The reason no-pants Mondays should be introduced.
Damn. So close. I’ll see that nipple sooner or later, McPhee!
Nice nips, Handler.
This photo has 99 problems and daddy’s boundaries is one
That’s how you fucking do it, Jolie.
Is she hot enough to be that big a bitch? The answer is yes, so rock on baby.
The crowd is throwing beads at her to keep her shirt on.
Poor girl. She has to compete with Christie Brinkley. I still would. Both of them.
As a fan, damn, WTF???
I thought this was Lindsay Lohan at first. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult… to either one.
Oh yeah, baby. She’s better than them all. Forever love.
At least she still looks black here.
I want to lick my way to the centre of that heart.
Great side boob.
That dress actually recycles her bodily waste into drinking water for extended travel in the dunes.
This picture just screams with subtlety.
“Will you just die, already?”
This is the best she’s ever looked. Mostly because her body is mostly covered.
Jeepers, Creepers, where’d you get those peepers??
Jamie Foxx is an idiot racist.
Yeah, I know it isn’t a very good caption.
A little late to be showing buyer’s remorse on those implants.
Hmmm. This explains where she got her taste for much older gay men.
If she “smizes” any more, her eyes will pop out.
Lol you beat me to it :)
Still looking sexy. Why didn’t she become a more popular singer? Now we’re stuck with Kesha, Rihanna and the rest of these assholes.
Because Ashanti is not a Corporate “Tool”, like the artists you described. For examples of Corporate friendly “music” artists (aka Crappy noise designed for a docile consumer public) see will.i.am, britney spears, lil wayne, katty perry, etcc.
Daddy, just because you sell your daughter doesn’t mean you get to do her too.
Shia LeDouche wearing his girlfriend’s pants.
Eep I thought that was a guy.
Her armpit looks like it still has a little color and life left in it anyways.
Was she always part asian, or do we have her plastic surgeon to thank for that?
“Oh look, a carrot on a stick!”
Her arm pit looks like it has a little color and life in it at least .
She looks nice.
Still confused why Jolie got criticized for doing this..
because she’s old
And not hot.
Because she looked stupid.
Ass week.
The reality of AIDS indeed.
I like her a lot, despite having dated a Kardashian.
The reason Jamie ain’t lookin’ is because she ain’t “thick” enough. He likes ‘em Jessica Simpson size.
Taylor Swift finally got a tan?
Steven Tyler got more botox.
“Please do not show us your tits!!!”
Dammit! I didn’t want the next episode of “Walking Dead” spoiled for me.
The top must have been made by a gay guy. It did not malfunction.
The caption should read “Andre and Chelsea blasé”.
I still miss the zoom.
That is what Jamie Foxx likes.
From the neck up, she has an appropriate last name.
She is 4′ 11″ and 8″ of that is tits!
Hofit is the sound that zipper makes when it comes down.
These pics are not half as hot as some of the ones on Google.