The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.11.13

February 11th, 2013 // 366 Comments

“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.

In every photo like this there’s always a Sigur Ros fan fondly remembering penis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katharine McPhee Side Boob Fashion Week
    j/k
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    Dude in the red jacket saw nipple.

  2. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
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    This is what a ladybug looks like to someone on acid.

  3. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
    Swearin
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    So, she’s becoming a taxi driver AND the taxi?

  4. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
    Cock Dr
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    Wow.
    Is that PhotoShopped?

  5. Alexa Ray Joel Yellow Teeth
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know she has a helluva body under there, so the question is do you make her wear the paper bag in bed even though the lights are already out?

    I say yes. In fact, double bag it.

  6. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    Beer Baron
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    She ate a bunch of Sour Patch Kids before she walked out.

  7. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    The more she covers up the better .

  8. Josh Hutcherson CIROC Court Basketball Game
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    “I’m open! Double penetration!”

  9. Kelly Clarkson Krewe Of Endymion Mardi Gras Parade Grand Marshal
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    Props for being an awesome singer and the Springsteen t-shirt.

    • I don’t get this thing where the kids today are wearing T-shirts for bands and tours that were on before they were even born. I don’t remember anyone my age wearing “Peter, Paul & Mary at The Bitter End ’65″ shirts.

      Is it a tacit acknowledgment that today’s music sucks and the best music is from previous generations? Okay. I can live with that.

  10. Josh Hutcherson CIROC Court Basketball Game
    Cock Dr
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    OMG that is such a white boy.

  11. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Valentine's Day Photo Shoot
    DeucePickle
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    Oh goodness, if I don’t get your ass-train straightened out, you’ll just look silly.

  12. Jeremy Renner BAFTAs
    Swearin
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    Manliest sashay I’ve ever seen

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
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    If Secretariat was Asian.

  14. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’ve had enough of her. Where’s Regular Sized Kim?

  15. Katharine McPhee Side Boob Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    Is this typical winter garb in NY NY?

  16. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    They’re making life sized BRATZ dolls now?

  17. David Hasselhoff
    Swearin
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    Every scratched square releases the pleasing scent of vodka or cheeseburgers!

  18. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Valentine's Day Photo Shoot
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    “Sorry, you’re showing a little too much leg for network TV. Let me get that black band back up.”

  19. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Valentine's Day Photo Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    Nice job hiding the penis.

  20. Lance Bass Chippendale Dancers
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    You’re not fooling anybody with that 2 fingers jazz. We know you like the whole fist.

  21. Jessica Perez Cleavage Tight Minidress Herve Leger Autumn Winter Show Fashion Week
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    In a porn parody of M*A*S*H she would be Cockeye.

  22. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    I’m sorry to say that IMO it all looks awful.

  23. Samantha Barks Cleavage BAFTAs
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    You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

  24. Dita Von Teese Drunk Cleavage Grammy After Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    You never go full Betty Page.

  25. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    Swearin
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    So, “The Reality of AIDS” is that if things don’t change, we’re all going to be dressing for the Thunderdome?

  26. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Tight Dress Fashion Week
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    “I’ve got two of them parked in my ass.”

  27. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
    JPC
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    It’s so nice they let actual AIDS patients get up on the runway during the charity event. It has to be a big boost to her self-esteem.

  28. Hofit Golan Butt Tight Dress Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know any of these women. Are they buried deep in cable TV programming?

  29. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
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    “Oh, hey there John Ha….”

  30. Shia LaBeouf
    Inner Retard
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    Upper body muscle with ant legs…Check.
    Overblown self-absorbed ego… Check.

    He’s got the role of Johnny Bravo for sure.

  31. Jeremy Renner BAFTAs
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    ♫Come on baby, let’s do the twist ♫

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
    Swearin
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    Must’ve just seen this years Budweiser Clydesdale ad on one of those big Piccadilly Circus tv screens

  33. AnnaLynne McCord
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    Lurch?

  34. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh, yeah. Gimme some sugar, ba- Sorry, sweetheart! Thought you were your mom . . . again.”

  35. Larry King Shawn Southwick Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    Swearin
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    I’ve heard of “kiss OF death”, but not “kissed BY death”

  36. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
    ThisWillHurt
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    Ah ha! So SHE’S the villain in the next Star Trek!

  37. Lance Bass Chippendale Dancers
    Inner Retard
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    When did Ryan Seacrest became a Chippendales dancer?!

  38. Kelly Clarkson Krewe Of Endymion Mardi Gras Parade Grand Marshal
    MisterSuccint
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    One girl, two cups …
    I think I saw that on YouTube.

  39. Dita Von Teese Drunk Cleavage Grammy After Party
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like a goth bobblehead.

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
    B&WMinstrel
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    100% Kardashian — Findus

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
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    “Why yes, I’d LOVE a lump of sugar!”

  42. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
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    She’s a little bit Heat Miser a little bit Snow Miser. I like it.

  43. AnnaLynne McCord
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    Still would.

  44. Larry King Shawn Southwick Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    “Why yes, I’d LOVE a lump of sugar!”

  45. Samantha Barks Cleavage BAFTAs
    The Pope
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    I’ll bet she does.

  46. Dita Von Teese Drunk Cleavage Grammy After Party
    contusion
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    Almost life like. Almost.

  47. Lil Kim The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    What about the reality of fucked up plastic surgery?

  48. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    SIN
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    Healthy looking woman.

  49. Josh Hutcherson CIROC Court Basketball Game
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    This kid just exudes manliness.

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker BAFTAs
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    She can’t sleep lying down, it’ll stop her heart.

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