Despite a cornucopia of posts today, here’s Monday’s The Crap We Missed starting with Miley Cyrus‘ new tattoo and ending with David Hasselhoff‘s new girlfriend who’s about to learn how hard it is to get her hands on those sweet Knight Rider and Baywatch royalty checks. “Ha! Those things? Where do you think all these cheeseburgers come from?”
Insert KITT sound here,
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That tattoo isnt new. Shes had it for a while.
Always good to get a tattoo that makes it look as though you braided your underarm hair.
Exactly what I was thinking…Eww.
hahahaha thats funny and true
Smells like teen spirit
David Faustino seen here, displacing his Al Bundy rage at a local camera man.
In before a veritable cornucopia of “PMS RAGE” jokes.
Well, yeah, that pretty much sums up how I’ll be feeling for the next 5 days
people will take a shit, and try to come up with funny commentary, but this pic is actually awesome.
I’m not talking shit. I think Lady Gaga looks good in purple with crown.
OMG so many:
Public service announcement: “Say no to drugs”
She looks squeeze-ably soft.
No that is not her O-face… prepare to be frightened.
How would you like to see that coming at ya, at 4 am in the morning, cause that’s when that shows up. 4 am every, fucking, morning.
More like “Just say no to Scientology”.
Personally I think drugs would improve our little Xenuite…particularly of the psychiatric variety. I mean, the clothes themselves are a cry for help, but factor in the facial expression and anyone would think she was trying to pass a two-tonne thetan. “Gaaargh, why can’t I audit you OUT already!!!! Gaaaarrgh”
So this is what happens when you have to quit Courtney Cox’s vagina cold turkey
Chew’s illegitimate dad
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
“BROOOOOOOO!”
Which one is the evil queen? And by “queen” I am implying Lady Gaga is a man.
Whoooooa Bundy!
I think it’s time to start cutting down on the coke there, Charlie
Not to alarm anyone, but he may be possessed by the ghost of Dennis Hopper.
He lives to savor it, before swallowing. Only so many “fixes” per day.
Bui Sushi seems to fancy to have glory holes…
Yeah, i know haggard already said it, but she had that tattoo for WHILE.
It was in all the other gossip sites a long time ago.
Step your game up superficial.
Too bad that doofus Brian Austin Green didn’t crash his car, and lose the use of his weeny. Seems like the only way Fox will divorce him
He’s full of doggy doo-doo
Are we sure this is Megan Fox and not some woman who escaped from some white sex slave trader’s shipping crate?
I wish she’d quit with the tats :-(
She is real classy….when is her porno coming out?
Soon I hope.
Looks like someone got a little excited with a Spirograph.
I think it would have looked better if she had used a Bizzy Buzz Buzz!
Get the poison out of your system
holy shit. bud!
Savoring the mouthful he got in the mens restroom before swallowing…?
romancing the stone was a long, long, long, LOOOONG fuckin’ time ago.
She looks like an aged British nanny now….
Romancing the Scones
Even worse, she looks like Hillary Clinton… on a BAD day. Oh the humanity!
That is not a motorcycle, so I don’t understand his expression. Maybe his shorts are lined with pagers and each time he complete a rotation of a wheel he sends himself a mass page.
How long till she out-tats her brother Trace…
….seen here quoting the last thing his career said to him.
like a rhinestone cowboy!
hahahahaha
He’s not on drugs anymore, he IS a drug.If you touch him, you’ll instantly turn into Jeff Conaway
+1
Just get castrated, will ya?
Her face is angry, but her stomach is blowing you kisses.
…wait, I think… I think it’s trying to say something!
taco flavored kisses
“Widen the doors! Stretch out the floors! Mammy’s back in town!”
Wow! This racing event is full of people I’d like to see in a car accident
Grandmaster B!
Eating ice cream AND walking?!?! These celebs are the stuff of gods!
“Who does a guy have to blow to get an audition for the Gay Terminator movie?”
She does not look like the world most beautiful woman in the world to me!
Bud is a White Sox fan, Awesome!
the original d-bag…
Im pretty sure that title is reserved for John Mayer
Apparently cunnilingus of Courtney Cox’s vagina is great hair control.
Looks like meatloaf.
o fuck, that’s exactly what i was going to comment
That’s what I thought when I saw the thumbnail.
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
I was like, “You’re Paris Hilton?! DAMN!” And I was out.
Mickey Rourke needs to stop wearing lipstick
I’d take The Hoff’s sloppy seconds. i mean once you clean off all the uneaten burger bits, its like being the first one.
Think of it as a Sloppy Hoff.
Awe, she brought the twins along to the wedding too! How cute!