The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.18.11

April 18th, 2011 // 695 Comments

Despite a cornucopia of posts today, here’s Monday’s The Crap We Missed starting with Miley Cyrus‘ new tattoo and ending with David Hasselhoff‘s new girlfriend who’s about to learn how hard it is to get her hands on those sweet Knight Rider and Baywatch royalty checks. “Ha! Those things? Where do you think all these cheeseburgers come from?”

Insert KITT sound here,

- The Superficial

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  1. haggard
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    That tattoo isnt new. Shes had it for a while.

  2. Briane Pagel
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    Always good to get a tattoo that makes it look as though you braided your underarm hair.

  3. The Laughing G-D
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    Smells like teen spirit

  4. David Faustino
    The Laughing G-D
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    David Faustino seen here, displacing his Al Bundy rage at a local camera man.

  5. Juliette Lewis
    viralan
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    In before a veritable cornucopia of “PMS RAGE” jokes.

  6. Mooty
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    people will take a shit, and try to come up with funny commentary, but this pic is actually awesome.

  7. Juliette Lewis
    The Laughing G-D
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    OMG so many:

    Public service announcement: “Say no to drugs”

    She looks squeeze-ably soft.

    No that is not her O-face… prepare to be frightened.

    How would you like to see that coming at ya, at 4 am in the morning, cause that’s when that shows up. 4 am every, fucking, morning.

    • Anonymouse

      More like “Just say no to Scientology”.

      Personally I think drugs would improve our little Xenuite…particularly of the psychiatric variety. I mean, the clothes themselves are a cry for help, but factor in the facial expression and anyone would think she was trying to pass a two-tonne thetan. “Gaaargh, why can’t I audit you OUT already!!!! Gaaaarrgh”

  8. David Arquette
    Kev
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    So this is what happens when you have to quit Courtney Cox’s vagina cold turkey

  9. Danny DeVito
    The Laughing G-D
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    Chew’s illegitimate dad

  10. Tom Brady
    Topher
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    I feel pretty, oh so pretty…

  11. Vin Diesel
    viralan
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    “BROOOOOOOO!”

  12. The Laughing G-D
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    Which one is the evil queen? And by “queen” I am implying Lady Gaga is a man.

  13. David Faustino
    Ed
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    Whoooooa Bundy!

  14. Pete Doherty
    Jess
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    I think it’s time to start cutting down on the coke there, Charlie

  15. David Arquette
    Matty
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    Not to alarm anyone, but he may be possessed by the ghost of Dennis Hopper.

  16. Spencer Pratt
    The Laughing G-D
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    He lives to savor it, before swallowing. Only so many “fixes” per day.

  17. Spencer Pratt
    pucker
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    Bui Sushi seems to fancy to have glory holes…

  18. Tittiemctitterson
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    Yeah, i know haggard already said it, but she had that tattoo for WHILE.
    It was in all the other gossip sites a long time ago.
    Step your game up superficial.

  19. Megan Fox
    Ed
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    Too bad that doofus Brian Austin Green didn’t crash his car, and lose the use of his weeny. Seems like the only way Fox will divorce him

  20. Burt Reynolds
    Ed
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    He’s full of doggy doo-doo

  21. Megan Fox
    The Laughing G-D
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    Are we sure this is Megan Fox and not some woman who escaped from some white sex slave trader’s shipping crate?

  22. miley's lesbian lover
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    I wish she’d quit with the tats :-(

  23. Barry
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    She is real classy….when is her porno coming out?

  24. Katt

    Looks like someone got a little excited with a Spirograph.

  25. David Arquette
    Ed
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    Get the poison out of your system

  26. David Faustino
    adolf hitler
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    holy shit. bud!

  27. Spencer Pratt
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    Savoring the mouthful he got in the mens restroom before swallowing…?

  28. Kathleen Turner
    Any Guy
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    romancing the stone was a long, long, long, LOOOONG fuckin’ time ago.

  29. Erik Estrada
    The Laughing G-D
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    That is not a motorcycle, so I don’t understand his expression. Maybe his shorts are lined with pagers and each time he complete a rotation of a wheel he sends himself a mass page.

  30. Commented on this photo:

    How long till she out-tats her brother Trace…

  31. David Faustino
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    ….seen here quoting the last thing his career said to him.

  32. Burt Reynolds
    The Laughing G-D
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    like a rhinestone cowboy!

  33. Pete Doherty
    Ed
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    He’s not on drugs anymore, he IS a drug.If you touch him, you’ll instantly turn into Jeff Conaway

  34. Brian Austin Green
    Ed
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    Just get castrated, will ya?

  35. Juliette Lewis
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    Her face is angry, but her stomach is blowing you kisses.

  36. Kim Kardashian
    The Laughing G-D
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    “Widen the doors! Stretch out the floors! Mammy’s back in town!”

  37. Frankie Muniz
    Ed
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    Wow! This racing event is full of people I’d like to see in a car accident

  38. David Faustino
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    Grandmaster B!

  39. Jaleel White
    The Laughing G-D
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    Eating ice cream AND walking?!?! These celebs are the stuff of gods!

  40. Spencer Pratt
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    “Who does a guy have to blow to get an audition for the Gay Terminator movie?”

  41. Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony
    Coyote
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    She does not look like the world most beautiful woman in the world to me!

  42. David Faustino
    JuggNuttz
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    Bud is a White Sox fan, Awesome!

  43. Jack Osbourne
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    the original d-bag…

  44. David Arquette
    The Laughing G-D
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    Apparently cunnilingus of Courtney Cox’s vagina is great hair control.

  45. Juliette Lewis
    bob
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    Looks like meatloaf.

  46. Danny DeVito
    Scrap
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    Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?

  47. Vin Diesel
    The Laughing G-D
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    I was like, “You’re Paris Hilton?! DAMN!” And I was out.

  48. Kathleen Turner
    Adrienne
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    Mickey Rourke needs to stop wearing lipstick

  49. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    JuggNuttz
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    I’d take The Hoff’s sloppy seconds. i mean once you clean off all the uneaten burger bits, its like being the first one.

  50. Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony
    The Laughing G-D
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    Awe, she brought the twins along to the wedding too! How cute!

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