The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.5.11

December 5th, 2011 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Fergie‘s gun digging into Josh Duhamel‘s hip, Kate Gosselin joining the list of people who should never wear tights and Ellen at the exact moment she remembered it’s PENS she hates not penis. Talk about embarrassing.

Yes, that’s a drunk Mini-Me in Kelly Brook‘s lap,

- The Superficial

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  1. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Pants
    Frank Burns
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    Yummy!

  2. Britney Spears Butt Tights
    Frank Burns
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    Dang, y’all, I didn’t know they had valet parking on the stage now!

  3. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Pants
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    Her feet are aligned with her eyes.

  4. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Pants
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    “My agent said to start pointing my butt at the camera to distract them from my face! Something about ‘buying my career some more time’?”

  5. Ellen Degeneres
    Frank Burns
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    Screen capture from the upcoming “Home Alone 5: Lesbian”.

  6. Kelly Brook Verne Troyer
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    “Alls I did was out my shirt back on start telling him about my pet Corgi’s birth story!”

  7. Holly Madison Cleavage
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    Damn, there really is something to be said for rigor mortis. Michael has never looked better! Work it, bitch!

  8. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Pants
    Star Droppings
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    I always thought her sunglasses would look more like horse blinders.

  9. Britney Spears Butt Tights
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    Don’t be worried about the ranch dressing my dancers are pouring on you, just enjoy the show! Daddy said not to eat the fans until AFTER the concert this time! That’s why I’m eating this drumstick real quick before I have to turn back around.

  10. James Gandolfini
    Cock Dr
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    I find this photograph very disturbing….was that the blogger’s intention?

  11. Kelly Brook Verne Troyer
    Star Droppings
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    If this was her high school prom, she’d be required to flush him down the toilet.

  12. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    We need Pippa levels of attention focused on this pasty white wonderful ass.

  13. Julie Bowen Hard Nipples Leather Dress
    Twizlah
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    NEEPLES!!!!

  14. Julie Bowen Hard Nipples Leather Dress
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    Baby it’s cold outside…

  15. Mickey Rourke Lip Sore
    Cock Dr
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    The only thing attractive in this photo is the little porker dog.

  16. Ving Rhames Basketballs
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    “And I snuck out with a little basketball under my hat!”

  17. JWoww Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    What would the daily CWM be without multiple servings of big fake hooters?

  18. Andriy Voronin Wife Julie Bikini
    Trixie
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    Weird brunette Uma Thurman doppelganger on the left…

  19. Pamela Anderson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That guy’s lack of interest is proof that not even humongous boobs can mke up for a gremlin face.

    • That guy’s lack of interest is proof that a John Travolta impersonator is committed enough to pretend to be gay in public even if he is straight in private.

  20. Justin Bieber Crotch Thrust
    Cock Dr
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    Remember, it’s not gay, it’s wholesome family entertainment!

  21. Britney Spears Butt Tights
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    “Tell your cartel I wish to be paid in chalupas.”

  22. MC Hammer
    dookie
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    Damn, girl on the right is cock diesel.

  23. Michael Douglas
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Wow, Roger Ebert looks great!

  24. Ellen Degeneres
    DeucePickle
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    Did Gary Busey finally get those teeth fixed?

  25. Britney Spears Butt Tights
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Why am I not shocked that she chose a gay kid for the lap dance?

    • Spiffy

      I think it’s safe to assume that any males at a Britney Spears concert of their own free will are gay.

  26. Jude Law Scarf Knit Hat
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    “I’m strong to the finish ‘cuz I eats me spinach. Now, where did I park my Audi?”

    • Snack pack

      Sooooooooo good!! When I saw the pic I thought “How am I gonna type that silly Popeye laugh.” Good ol’ Stinky saved me the effort.

  27. Justin Bieber Crotch Thrust
    Dick Folgers
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    I guess mariah and the twins are getting expensive! Looks like Nick Cannon has taken up back-up dancing.

  28. Jude Law Scarf Knit Hat
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    “No blueberry pancakes for us this morning, Mrs. Momsen? That is the LAST TIME I hook up with that icy bitch Taylor.”

  29. Britney Spears Butt Tights
    Colin
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    “ME GUSTA.”

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Austin Butler
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Why is there never a crane hoisting a piano by a frayed cable around when you need one?

  31. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Austin Butler
    dontkillthemessenger
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    From really hot to really not in less than a calendar year. Quite a non-accomplishment.

  32. Michael Douglas
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    “This Catherine Zeta-Jones chick next to me is smoking hot. I wonder if she’s married.”

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Austin Butler
    Jezebel
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    When did Snookie transition from “guidette” to hipster?

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Austin Butler
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    “No, don’t worry about that anymore. These shorts just gave me a vasectomy!”

  35. Kelly Brook Verne Troyer
    Deacon Jones
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    He’s got a smile on his face, I wonder why

    • Drew

      Because it’s staged. He’s also still holding the mug in the foreground. Had he actually been passed out, his arm would relax and the mug would be all over the ground (and preferably got Kelly Brook all wet… you can take that how you want)

      Yeah, I take this shit too seriously.

      • Venom

        Yeah pretty obvious it was staged, there was no way she would let this little turd pass out on her much less spend enough time next to him to let that happen.

  36. Andriy Voronin Wife Julie Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    She’s not used to the sight of so many gay men sunning on the beach. Welcome to America!

  37. Pamela Anderson
    Buddy the Elf
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    Top Flight career, Pam.

    Who knew there even was a Playboy Mexico City.

    • Ha ha ha! My thoughts exactly! As Hef was making out the invitations it probably went something like this:

      Hef: Pam Anderson…Pam Anderson, she is on the list
      Playmates (half her age or more): REALLY???
      Hef: Yes, but in Mexico City
      Playmates (half her age or more): You have a Mansion there too??
      Hef: Not really.

  38. Goldie Hawn Wrinkles No Make Up
    dookie
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    I heard it through the grapevine

  39. James Gandolfini
    Evil Dick Tater
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    In the Sopranos season 7 premiere we learn that Anthony Jr. is now a degenerate paint sniffer.

  40. Kate Gosselin Butt Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    26.2 what?

    Kids?
    Plastic Surgeries?
    Shameless whorings of infants?
    Fake mediocre jobs?

  41. Jude Law Scarf Knit Hat
    Star Droppings
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    His moustache still smells like the nanny.

  42. Kate Gosselin Butt Tight Pants
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    Well shiiiiiit, time to cancel those “Nonbelievers that Kate Gosselin Can Run a Marathon” club meetings. Nadya Suleman is gonna be so fucking mad.

  43. Andriy Voronin Wife Julie Bikini
    dookie
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    I think the guy with the tat sleeve has the doppelbanger

  44. Chris Brown
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The girl on the box has heard of his reputation.

  45. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Pants
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I want this for Christmas.

  46. Jude Law Scarf Knit Hat
    Buddy the Elf
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    England’s Keanu Reaves.

    They have cornered the market on Rich dudes trying too hard to look homeless and hipster.

  47. Ellen Degeneres
    Deacon Jones
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    “This is my house, I have to defend it. “

  48. Kate Gosselin Butt Tight Pants
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    To run it, she wears a hat with a stick in front of it holding an acceptance letter to a job that isn’t mediocre.

  49. Justin Bieber Crotch Thrust
    Colin
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    I didn’t know there were any lesbians out there who did ballet.

  50. Billy Connolly Scarf Plain Jacket
    Jezebel
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    I thought Billy Connolly was dead…I’m glad to see that he isn’t!

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