Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Fergie‘s gun digging into Josh Duhamel‘s hip, Kate Gosselin joining the list of people who should never wear tights and Ellen at the exact moment she remembered it’s PENS she hates not penis. Talk about embarrassing.
Yes, that’s a drunk Mini-Me in Kelly Brook‘s lap,
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Yummy!
Dang, y’all, I didn’t know they had valet parking on the stage now!
Her feet are aligned with her eyes.
^ yes
“My agent said to start pointing my butt at the camera to distract them from my face! Something about ‘buying my career some more time’?”
Screen capture from the upcoming “Home Alone 5: Lesbian”.
Best comment on the page.
I KNEW this reminded me of something.
Literally the first thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail.
“Alls I did was out my shirt back on start telling him about my pet Corgi’s birth story!”
*put
Damn, there really is something to be said for rigor mortis. Michael has never looked better! Work it, bitch!
I always thought her sunglasses would look more like horse blinders.
Don’t be worried about the ranch dressing my dancers are pouring on you, just enjoy the show! Daddy said not to eat the fans until AFTER the concert this time! That’s why I’m eating this drumstick real quick before I have to turn back around.
I find this photograph very disturbing….was that the blogger’s intention?
THIS is the photo you find disturbing?
If this was her high school prom, she’d be required to flush him down the toilet.
LMFAO…….
We need Pippa levels of attention focused on this pasty white wonderful ass.
I bet it looks like a beautifully carved, polished piece of marble.
I’ll bet it tastes like moist, tender turkey but it still probably smells like ass.
NEEPLES!!!!
Baby it’s cold outside…
The only thing attractive in this photo is the little porker dog.
Dog: “Help! This hideous crone is trying to stuff me in her little purse!”
“And I snuck out with a little basketball under my hat!”
What would the daily CWM be without multiple servings of big fake hooters?
Exactly!
Weird brunette Uma Thurman doppelganger on the left…
That guy’s lack of interest is proof that not even humongous boobs can mke up for a gremlin face.
That guy’s lack of interest is proof that a John Travolta impersonator is committed enough to pretend to be gay in public even if he is straight in private.
Remember, it’s not gay, it’s wholesome family entertainment!
“Tell your cartel I wish to be paid in chalupas.”
brilliant.
I am going to concede this comment section and move to the next one.
Or Gorditos. Depends on which cartel.
Damn, girl on the right is cock diesel.
Wow, Roger Ebert looks great!
Umm, no. That’s Kirk Douglas.
I know sarcasm can be hard to differentiate in writing, but try to adapt.
Good Lord. Evil Dick was obviously JOKING. *Head desk*.
And it was a good one, Dick.
LOL the 2 below still don’t get it.
Kirk Douglas is Michael’s dad & is about 102. dontkillthemessenger was joking as well, and it was apt.
Did Gary Busey finally get those teeth fixed?
+1
+2
Why am I not shocked that she chose a gay kid for the lap dance?
I think it’s safe to assume that any males at a Britney Spears concert of their own free will are gay.
“I’m strong to the finish ‘cuz I eats me spinach. Now, where did I park my Audi?”
Sooooooooo good!! When I saw the pic I thought “How am I gonna type that silly Popeye laugh.” Good ol’ Stinky saved me the effort.
I guess mariah and the twins are getting expensive! Looks like Nick Cannon has taken up back-up dancing.
“No blueberry pancakes for us this morning, Mrs. Momsen? That is the LAST TIME I hook up with that icy bitch Taylor.”
“ME GUSTA.”
Why is there never a crane hoisting a piano by a frayed cable around when you need one?
From really hot to really not in less than a calendar year. Quite a non-accomplishment.
“This Catherine Zeta-Jones chick next to me is smoking hot. I wonder if she’s married.”
When did Snookie transition from “guidette” to hipster?
“No, don’t worry about that anymore. These shorts just gave me a vasectomy!”
He’s got a smile on his face, I wonder why
Because it’s staged. He’s also still holding the mug in the foreground. Had he actually been passed out, his arm would relax and the mug would be all over the ground (and preferably got Kelly Brook all wet… you can take that how you want)
Yeah, I take this shit too seriously.
Yeah pretty obvious it was staged, there was no way she would let this little turd pass out on her much less spend enough time next to him to let that happen.
She’s not used to the sight of so many gay men sunning on the beach. Welcome to America!
Top Flight career, Pam.
Who knew there even was a Playboy Mexico City.
Ha ha ha! My thoughts exactly! As Hef was making out the invitations it probably went something like this:
Hef: Pam Anderson…Pam Anderson, she is on the list
Playmates (half her age or more): REALLY???
Hef: Yes, but in Mexico City
Playmates (half her age or more): You have a Mansion there too??
Hef: Not really.
I heard it through the grapevine
In the Sopranos season 7 premiere we learn that Anthony Jr. is now a degenerate paint sniffer.
26.2 what?
Kids?
Plastic Surgeries?
Shameless whorings of infants?
Fake mediocre jobs?
His moustache still smells like the nanny.
Well shiiiiiit, time to cancel those “Nonbelievers that Kate Gosselin Can Run a Marathon” club meetings. Nadya Suleman is gonna be so fucking mad.
I think the guy with the tat sleeve has the doppelbanger
The girl on the box has heard of his reputation.
I want this for Christmas.
If I wake up on Christmas morning and she’s not under my tree, I’m saying “fuck it” and going back to bed.
England’s Keanu Reaves.
They have cornered the market on Rich dudes trying too hard to look homeless and hipster.
“This is my house, I have to defend it. “
To run it, she wears a hat with a stick in front of it holding an acceptance letter to a job that isn’t mediocre.
haha, on fire today Stinky.
I didn’t know there were any lesbians out there who did ballet.
I thought Billy Connolly was dead…I’m glad to see that he isn’t!