The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    BandWM.instrel
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    Plus ‘tard

  2. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Montana
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    Look, you were great on Cheers, and it was a GREAT audition, but… Spuds McKenzie, well he just needs to have a certain LOOK, man…

  3. Claire Holt Ian Somerhalder TOTEM Cirque Du Soleil
    BandWM.instrel
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    Cirque des Jerks

  4. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Bigalkie
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    Kurt Russell now wears a fake beard. Seriously, I’d wear Groucho glasses if I had to be seen with Goldie Hawn.

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    BandWM.instrel
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    I thought it was Mitt Romney after saving everyone from a burning Roller Coaster

  6. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
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    Ah, ah, ah, ah… stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…

  7. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    JennywithaY
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    They have Real Girls that walk around now? We truly are living in the future.

  8. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    Bigalkie
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    Sorry Drake. House rules: Coloured Chefs must wear gloves.

  9. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
    Bigalkie
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    Brokeback Reunion

  10. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    cc
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    Apparently Sophie Turner is there and that precocious young fellow just spotted her.

  11. Kim Kardashian Herpes
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    Can’t someone just pee on it, to get rid of it?

  12. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Happy Hour To Benefit The Animal Foundation
    Bigalkie
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    Imagine the poor rich sucker who’ll be footing the bills for the next 25 years.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    cc
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    So you see sea levels aren’t rising, it’s the land that’s sinking.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Bigalkie
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    Little Rascals .. Hey Alfalfa

  15. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Montana
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    Listen, you were GREAT in Cheers, and it was an awesome audition… but to play Spuds McKenzie… well you just have to have a certain look, man…

  16. Jason Momoa Striped Pants Unlaced Boots Vest
    Bigalkie
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    Someone should fire their stylist. Stat!

  17. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    MissJonsey
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    I think the camera guy must have said: “Say little smokies and Bud Light y’all! 1…2…”

  18. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
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    I like em!! HEHE!

  19. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
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    The children were nestled all snug in their beds, with visions of hairy udders, dangling over their heads.

  20. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    cc
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    She’s mere moments from confirming whether or not Santa’s semen tastes like peppermint.

  21. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Cock Dr
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    Nikon must have busted their promotional budget on this one when they booked the reindeer.

  22. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    Montana
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    No, no dude… I’m pretty sure the contest is for ladies… BRAZILIAN ladies.

  23. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    cc
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    There’s a fuckin’ surprise.

  24. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    cc
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    He orders octane boost by the case for that thing.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Oldnslo
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    I’ll be back… at the buffet!

  26. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    Cock Dr
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    I love our decadent western culture.
    Show us more.

  27. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    Herman Munster perhaps?

  29. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    cc
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    God’s punishment for wrecking the rainforest?

  30. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Cock Dr
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    I hope this trio enjoyed their one time only posting on the SW.

  31. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    cc
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    He’s hiding Chris Brown in his ass?

  32. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Hetero Femm
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    Eliza Doeslittle for me

  33. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    Cock Dr
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    It’s not so much that it’s big but that it’s towering above her.

  34. Miranda Kerr
    Bigalkie
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    Butterface is back

  35. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
    FUCKBEAST
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    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!

  36. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    cc
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    “know when to hold’em, know when to fold’em”

  37. KaDee Strickland Nipples CNN Heroes Event
    Bigalkie
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    Good Looking! Is she one of The Strickland Propane Stricklands?

  38. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Wreck It Ralph Premiere
    cc
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    Have to warn you guys, she’s got a filthy mouth.

  39. Ciara Butt Tight Skirt Billboard Women In Music Event
    Cock Dr
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    That’s really good.

  40. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    Bigalkie
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    It’s not that great.. This must be London.

  41. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    cc
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    This reminds of when my poor cat (who has since recovered) had a bacterial infection of his GI tract.

  42. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
    cc
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    Oh look, he’s a university prof now.

  43. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Happy Hour To Benefit The Animal Foundation
    cc
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    She’s benefiting the animals so I have no shit to say this time round.

  44. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    She looks like a living fertility statue.

  45. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    cc
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    Oh c’mon, he’s dressed for a movie role right? That watch is hideous.

  46. Ciara Butt Tight Skirt Billboard Women In Music Event
    cc
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    She appears to have white splatter on her dress.

  47. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
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    Is it too much to ask Santa for a tsunami RIGHT NOW, as long as the reindeer are spared?

  48. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
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    What those poor reindeer have seen.

  49. Jason Momoa Striped Pants Unlaced Boots Vest
    cc
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    The construction safety association isn’t going to like this…not at all.

  50. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    saavik001
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    They both still look good for their age…

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