Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*
Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!
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Plus ‘tard
I salute you, sir.
Look, you were great on Cheers, and it was a GREAT audition, but… Spuds McKenzie, well he just needs to have a certain LOOK, man…
Cirque des Jerks
Kurt Russell now wears a fake beard. Seriously, I’d wear Groucho glasses if I had to be seen with Goldie Hawn.
I thought it was Mitt Romney after saving everyone from a burning Roller Coaster
Ah, ah, ah, ah… stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…
They have Real Girls that walk around now? We truly are living in the future.
Sorry Drake. House rules: Coloured Chefs must wear gloves.
Brokeback Reunion
Apparently Sophie Turner is there and that precocious young fellow just spotted her.
Can’t someone just pee on it, to get rid of it?
uh, this is kim kardassian.
u dont pee on her to get rid of her ffs.
Imagine the poor rich sucker who’ll be footing the bills for the next 25 years.
So you see sea levels aren’t rising, it’s the land that’s sinking.
Little Rascals .. Hey Alfalfa
Listen, you were GREAT in Cheers, and it was an awesome audition… but to play Spuds McKenzie… well you just have to have a certain look, man…
There are no do-overs in life.
I wasn’t trying to do-over, I didn’t see it post the first time. In if you had any inkling of torture of being 40 AND having ADHD, you would be a little more understanding
Someone should fire their stylist. Stat!
I think the camera guy must have said: “Say little smokies and Bud Light y’all! 1…2…”
I like em!! HEHE!
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, with visions of hairy udders, dangling over their heads.
She’s mere moments from confirming whether or not Santa’s semen tastes like peppermint.
Nikon must have busted their promotional budget on this one when they booked the reindeer.
No, no dude… I’m pretty sure the contest is for ladies… BRAZILIAN ladies.
There’s a fuckin’ surprise.
He orders octane boost by the case for that thing.
I’ll be back… at the buffet!
I love our decadent western culture.
Show us more.
MOO
Herman Munster perhaps?
God’s punishment for wrecking the rainforest?
I hope this trio enjoyed their one time only posting on the SW.
He’s hiding Chris Brown in his ass?
Eliza Doeslittle for me
It’s not so much that it’s big but that it’s towering above her.
Butterface is back
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!
You funny!
“know when to hold’em, know when to fold’em”
Good Looking! Is she one of The Strickland Propane Stricklands?
She sure talks like them. :)
Have to warn you guys, she’s got a filthy mouth.
That’s really good.
It’s not that great.. This must be London.
This reminds of when my poor cat (who has since recovered) had a bacterial infection of his GI tract.
Oh look, he’s a university prof now.
She’s benefiting the animals so I have no shit to say this time round.
She looks like a living fertility statue.
Oh c’mon, he’s dressed for a movie role right? That watch is hideous.
She appears to have white splatter on her dress.
Is it too much to ask Santa for a tsunami RIGHT NOW, as long as the reindeer are spared?
if you’d seen what they’ve seen, you’d want a quick, painless death too.
What those poor reindeer have seen.
The construction safety association isn’t going to like this…not at all.
They both still look good for their age…
All four of them do, actually.