The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
    The Pope
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    Based on the thumbnail, I thought Khloe lost weight.

  2. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
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    I just hope that someone somewhere is working on a Xanax equivalent for reindeer.

  3. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
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    It’s a cheese toastie line up

  4. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
    BandWM.instrel
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    The CIA and the Masons got together and stole his hair

  5. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Jentilly
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    They’re still better than Britney’s

  6. Claire Holt Ian Somerhalder TOTEM Cirque Du Soleil
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    Someone tell that fucker to take his creepy mask off!!! Oh…

  7. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
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    Something tells me this one isn’t going to snap right back into shape after the baby is born.

  8. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
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    god dammit

  9. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    BandWM.instrel
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    Dan’ll Fix It

  10. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Sheppy
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    Just… yes.

  11. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
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    That dude has good hair.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    BandWM.instrel
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    Admit it. You find me attractive.

  13. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    Juggs McKenzie, the silicone sniffing dog…on the case.

  14. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
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    OK, I”m no style expert… but she’s wearing a top meant to show tits… that she doesn’t have. Her shorts are supposed to look good on long legs… that she doesn’t have.

    All in all, someone has managed to make this cute, super-fit girl look fat. Styling fail.

    • Schmidtler

      I don’t think it’s the outfit that makes her look fat. I’m pretty sure it’s the fat that makes her look fat.

  15. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Montana
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    “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, this is what I wake up next to.”

  16. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    cc
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    Yes, I recognize this…this is what she was doing when I came home from work on Friday.

  17. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    The Pope
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    I could kill a couple hours with her and a bag of walnuts.

  18. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    Smapdi
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    A scene from Spike Lee’s new film, “Your Arms Too Short to Box with God, and Too Fist Carmello Anthony”

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Mickey01232000
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    And now cast in the role of Moe Howard…

  20. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
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    SIGNING SIGNATURES FOR MOTHER FUCKING WHATTTT?????

    Jesus! I’m temped to go down to my local Wal-Mart and sign signatures! It makes about that much fucking sense!!

    Yes, I’m angry Goddamnit!!!

  21. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
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    Tommy, do we know this one? :D

  22. Miranda Kerr
    Smapdi
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    Gay Superman finding his Kryptonite.

  23. Kim Kardashian Herpes
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    This? Oh you mean my psoriasis?

  24. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
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    This photo taken moments before her lower lumbar region collapsed from the stress of thrusting her ass outward for the last few years.

    Don’t laugh people, she may never be able to pose again.

  25. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s not very convincingly articulated.

  26. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Phoenix
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    I’g give a nut for those socks.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Biff
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    Whassup with the SS Stasi haircut?

  28. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    the whole enchilada
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    Wait until you see the look on Santa’s face when he opens the present.

  29. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    JD
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    Looks like we have the new Adrianne Curry: she can’t actually do anything useful so she posts and spreads sexy pics of herself on Twitter that could belong on a $2 hooker ad. It’s the Kardashian kind of fame….now we wait for the ‘leaked’ sex tape.

  30. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
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    *covets that sweet bin-liner*

  31. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Sheppy
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    Penis is not at all sure.

  32. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    BandWM.instrel
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    Away Dignity and Respect. Away Gravitas and Status. Dash away, dash away, dash away all!

  33. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
    Phoenix
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    Black Michelin Man returns.

  34. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
    Biff
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    Oh….I thought it was Kelly Osbourne.

  35. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Clearly, he misunderstood his agent when he said Jake needed to get a beard.

  36. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Montana
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    “That John Denver is full of shit, man!”

  37. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Bigalkie
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    Wow, how boring!

  38. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “Sorry mam, blowjobs aver the phone just don’t work, you’re gonna have to come into the office to audition”

  39. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Montana
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    Yea, well, I guess the front position is more about the red nose than anything…

  40. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    O'chunt
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    They’re all winners in their own way.

  41. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    JD
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    Seriously guys, to Brazil this contest is probably the equivalent of Wallmart picking an employee of the month. As in: not important at all. Visit the carnaval in Rio and you’ll see true beauties.

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
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    Fatty’s not into it.

  43. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    Montana
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    I haven’t been so terrified of a four foot tall man since Leprechaun.

  44. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
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    Right click save. Print.

  45. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    BandWM.instrel
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    It’s a Santa for people who believe in Russell Brand

  46. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Bigalkie
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    My ” Asshole Detector ” just redlined!

  47. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Uncle J
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    Get me my belt sander.

  48. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    pavement_smear
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    “You know nothing of the people. How would you know? Look at you! You don’t drink. You’re powdered. Swords make you faint. And they say you’ve never had a scooter. Who are you to speak for the people?”

  49. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    K-Tron
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    Is American Apparel selling kitchen stuff now?

  50. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Bigalkie
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    Being famous must rock. Could you imagine any other reason that someone would snap this guys picture? Unless it was teenagers making fun of a slobby old man.

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