The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    Straight up Dora the Explorer haircut. He’s obviously trying to make time with the Mexican help.

  2. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    I think it’ll be a while before he makes Full Patch.

  3. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    Look at that old guy’s face.

    He doesn’t know whether to fart or faint

  4. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
    The Pope
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    “Peter, where are you? Your Uncle Ben has been shot!”

  5. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
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    Santa appears to have gotten her thong pulled WAY off to the side…probably some kind of Christmas magic.

  6. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
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    Wait. A T-shirt is not considered classy?

  7. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
    EricLr
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    Come, let us journey to Alaska, where we shall live on elderberries and moose meat!!

  8. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
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    Who would have thought “One girl, one cup,” would actually be more sickening than the original?

  9. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    achilles wrath
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    I thought it was octomum.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    EricLr
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    So he DID get that part in “Name of the Rose II”!!!

    Way to go, Arnie!!

  11. Ciara Butt Tight Skirt Billboard Women In Music Event
    guttboy
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    MEIN GOTT!

  12. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Brian
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    It’s a sign that pornography has obliterated whatever was left of your soul when you just want her to do terrible things to herself with that pepper mill in the background.

  13. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
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    Dude, Hugh Hefner just called, he says he needs some advice about “stuffing the turkey”?

  14. Jason Momoa Striped Pants Unlaced Boots Vest
    EricLr
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    You do know that most actors change out of costume when they leave the stage, right?

  15. Kim Kardashian Herpes
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    If that herpes mouth is what she’s displaying, what is she hiding behind those glasses? I’m just going to assume she was on a date with Chris Brown…and that his fist has herpes.

  16. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    The Pope
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    “I’ve got the sudden urge for some pancakes, how about you Goldie?”

  17. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Wreck It Ralph Premiere
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    Wreck it? No. Ralph? Yes.

  18. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
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    “I didn’t think I was going to be able to finish the race, but then my uterus fell out, and I was able to run the last quarter mile at full speed!”

  19. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
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    So ass implants are a thing in Brazil? I’m surprised Coco isn’t moistening this place with her presence.

    • Only if implants in Brazil are implanted orally, over time, through Brazil’s version of Krispy Kreme.

      I don’t get this at all… Fuck you, Brazil… I had faith in you.

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Mike
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    Re-making slingblade?

  21. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
    EricLr
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    Need coke….need.coke….take another stupid audience question…need coke…need coke….

  22. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    AnnaD.
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    When he removes the helmet it’ll make a sound like a cork being popped.

  23. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
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    Lookie that… this white girl already wet.

  24. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
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    Please, Kendra, put some makeup on.

  25. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
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    It doesn’t look like she is “Still Standing.”

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Don Draper's Dad
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    I saw this picture on people of walmart, I swear it.

  27. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
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    “I don’t know how to emote, so the director said to JUST TALK LOUDER”

  28. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
    EricLr
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    She just got the joke of them casting her in a moving with “Fading” in the title.

  29. Colin Farrell Petting A Puppy
    EricLr
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    Well, now there’s a sexy dog….

  30. KaDee Strickland Nipples CNN Heroes Event
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    Are those for ruhls? I love me some big puffy nipples.

  31. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Montana
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    Is that a BRA covering her nipple? Worst. Kardashian. Ever.

  32. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
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    If I wanted to see a 70 year old womans nipples, I’d follow Sharon Stone around.

    Seriously, if there’s a picture of Sharon Stone nipping hiding later in this spread, I’m going to yak.

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    I think the left bolt fell out of his neck.

  34. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Halter Dress Top Model Casting
    EricLr
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    Warsaw, Poland’s Top Model? Is that like being Detroit’s Least Poor?

  35. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
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    That’s actually Courtney, Doug and their dog.

  36. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
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    Please make it so the zoom thing is… ummm, zoomier.

  37. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    EricLr
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    They’re probably around here somewhere….But let’s talk some more about *ME*!!

  38. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    oisjafsdk
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    “…far away from the cold night air, wiiiith one enormous chair. Oh wouldn’t it be loverly?”

  39. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
    EricLr
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    Yeah, could you please make it out to “Someone who doesn’t know who the fuck you are”

  40. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Happy Hour To Benefit The Animal Foundation
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    Gee, it’s so unlike a pregnant woman to be overly proud of something stray cats do every day.

  41. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    EricLr
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    Nice Run DMC costume!

  42. Colin Farrell Petting A Puppy
    JennywithaY
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    “Now that I’ve pet your wiener, how would you like to pet mine?”

  43. Miranda Kerr
    EricLr
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    Dane Cook principle, shoot him!!

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    He’s ready for his starring role in “The Expendables 3…Stooges”

  45. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    jt
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    Damn she’s sexy; prolly won’t be long before we see her in playboy.

  46. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
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    ACTING!!

  47. Jason Momoa Striped Pants Unlaced Boots Vest
    catapostrophe
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    This is how Johnny Depp started. It’s a slippery slope.

  48. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Little Tongue
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    I dare you all to use the zoom function on this one!

  49. Colin Farrell Petting A Puppy
    B.andWM.instrel
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    The look on his face says ‘For God’s sake I want to be a serious actor… get Farrell the fuck away from me’

  50. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    I hear the chicks at Oxford have even bigger tits.

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