Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*
Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!
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Straight up Dora the Explorer haircut. He’s obviously trying to make time with the Mexican help.
LOL! “Svipah no sviping!”
LOL
I think it’ll be a while before he makes Full Patch.
Look at that old guy’s face.
He doesn’t know whether to fart or faint
“Peter, where are you? Your Uncle Ben has been shot!”
Santa appears to have gotten her thong pulled WAY off to the side…probably some kind of Christmas magic.
Wait. A T-shirt is not considered classy?
Come, let us journey to Alaska, where we shall live on elderberries and moose meat!!
Not unless you can promise we’ll die of starvation and alkaloid poisoning in the back of an abandoned bus.
Who would have thought “One girl, one cup,” would actually be more sickening than the original?
I thought it was octomum.
So he DID get that part in “Name of the Rose II”!!!
Way to go, Arnie!!
MEIN GOTT!
It’s a sign that pornography has obliterated whatever was left of your soul when you just want her to do terrible things to herself with that pepper mill in the background.
Dude, Hugh Hefner just called, he says he needs some advice about “stuffing the turkey”?
You do know that most actors change out of costume when they leave the stage, right?
If that herpes mouth is what she’s displaying, what is she hiding behind those glasses? I’m just going to assume she was on a date with Chris Brown…and that his fist has herpes.
I believe the sunglasses are to hide the pink eye. This girl really knows how to party.
“I’ve got the sudden urge for some pancakes, how about you Goldie?”
Wreck it? No. Ralph? Yes.
“I didn’t think I was going to be able to finish the race, but then my uterus fell out, and I was able to run the last quarter mile at full speed!”
So ass implants are a thing in Brazil? I’m surprised Coco isn’t moistening this place with her presence.
Only if implants in Brazil are implanted orally, over time, through Brazil’s version of Krispy Kreme.
I don’t get this at all… Fuck you, Brazil… I had faith in you.
Re-making slingblade?
Need coke….need.coke….take another stupid audience question…need coke…need coke….
When he removes the helmet it’ll make a sound like a cork being popped.
+1
Lookie that… this white girl already wet.
Please, Kendra, put some makeup on.
It doesn’t look like she is “Still Standing.”
I saw this picture on people of walmart, I swear it.
“I don’t know how to emote, so the director said to JUST TALK LOUDER”
She just got the joke of them casting her in a moving with “Fading” in the title.
Well, now there’s a sexy dog….
Are those for ruhls? I love me some big puffy nipples.
Is that a BRA covering her nipple? Worst. Kardashian. Ever.
If I wanted to see a 70 year old womans nipples, I’d follow Sharon Stone around.
Seriously, if there’s a picture of Sharon Stone nipping hiding later in this spread, I’m going to yak.
I think the left bolt fell out of his neck.
No that’s a TOOMAH.
Warsaw, Poland’s Top Model? Is that like being Detroit’s Least Poor?
That’s actually Courtney, Doug and their dog.
Please make it so the zoom thing is… ummm, zoomier.
They’re probably around here somewhere….But let’s talk some more about *ME*!!
“…far away from the cold night air, wiiiith one enormous chair. Oh wouldn’t it be loverly?”
Yeah, could you please make it out to “Someone who doesn’t know who the fuck you are”
Gee, it’s so unlike a pregnant woman to be overly proud of something stray cats do every day.
Nice Run DMC costume!
But he even failed at that because his shoes have laces.
Isn’t he Run’s brother?
“Now that I’ve pet your wiener, how would you like to pet mine?”
Dane Cook principle, shoot him!!
He’s ready for his starring role in “The Expendables 3…Stooges”
Damn she’s sexy; prolly won’t be long before we see her in playboy.
ACTING!!
This is how Johnny Depp started. It’s a slippery slope.
I dare you all to use the zoom function on this one!
I thought you liked us?
The look on his face says ‘For God’s sake I want to be a serious actor… get Farrell the fuck away from me’
I hear the chicks at Oxford have even bigger tits.