The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    We’re supposed to believe that someone who’s trying to figure out how to use a pen wrote a book?

  2. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Hank E. Ring
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    This picture really needs no caption.

  3. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
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    “STOP calling, Suri! You’re Daddy’s problem for the next 6 days. Mommy has old boyfriends to look up!”

  4. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Without the nips, I barely recognize her.

  5. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    meeps!
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    I think her shorts are on backwards…

  6. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    EricLr
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    Is there a pull-chain to splash herself with water?

  7. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
    Hank E. Ring
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    XENU! I have told you I am not coming back!

  8. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Wreck It Ralph Premiere
    PtC
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    I honestly don’t understand what’s happening from the knees down.

  9. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    EricLr
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    So nice to see British street urchins helping each other out.

  10. Rita Rusic Bikini
    meeps!
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    That dog knows when it’s about to get fed…

  11. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
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    Those high beams need some adjustment.

  12. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    EricLr
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    Sadly, this is pretty far from the least dignified photo shoot he’s done, even this year.

  13. Miranda Kerr
    MisterSuccint
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    17 year old Adam Sandler is gonna have a *SUPER* spank tonight.

  14. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    And of course, he’s peeing while riding it.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
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    The he-beast has tits? I’m so confused now.

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Techman
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    Arnold is playing Moe in the Three Stooges sequel.

  17. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
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    Goldie: “Yep, my plan is working honey. Nobody is looking at my face!”
    Kurt: “Couldn’t you have had a little class and just grown a full beard, like I did?”

  18. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    BandWM.instrel
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    I’m pretty sure that yellow thing is the three eyed fish from Springfield

  19. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
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    Santa’s sleigh full of booze.

  20. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    henry hill
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    that’s awesome. i just did a little in my pants.

  21. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    EricLr
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    Forget the dollhouse, little girl. Santa is bringing you Valtrex this year.

  22. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    Techman
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    It’s nice to see one of Santa’s elves supporting the Jingle Ball.

  23. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    meeps!
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    The Rokurokubi is real!

  24. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Billy Barty, Jr.
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    No wonder kanye likes her doggy style!

  25. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    emersombiggins
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    He’s a serial ogler.

    • Snack pack

      No shit. Every pic of this old codger has him inspecting his latest rental like Jessica Simpson eying a plate of Chilis cheese fries.

  26. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
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    She looks pretty calm for someone being photographed half naked in a rape shack.

    • Folks linin’ up outside just to get down
      Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby
      Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

  27. Kim Kardashian Herpes
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    I’m going to be kind and say it was the waxing. She is Armenian, after all.

  28. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    “Yo,yo, yo, ah used to eat this shit as a kid, meng”

    “haha, no, seriously, these are actual turds”

  29. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    henry hill
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    heroin…its what’s for dinner.

  30. Rita Rusic Bikini
    BandWM.instrel
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    “But when she got there, Raarf! The cupboard was bare, RAARF!…”

  31. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    EricLr
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    Oh please, help me! I’ve been stuck on this thing for weeks now!! WHY WON’T ANYONE HELP ME?!?!?!

  32. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    This fat bastard just shat himself.

  33. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
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    At least it’s not Courtney Stodden.

  34. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
    Mike Walker
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    Puerto Rico… university…lol.

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Deacon Jones
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    wtf?

    Please tell me this is a movie set. He’s my hero

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    “Come with me, if you want to go to SuperCuts.”

  37. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    The Pope
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    I bet Kanye blamed that on Amia Miley too.

  38. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
    EricLr
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    What the fuck do you mean, your inbox is full?!?!? PICK UP, Joshua!!!!

  39. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    Deacon Jones
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    oh no….

    not you too, Shawn

  40. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
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    “OK Guy, let’s BROWN it a little…now add some BLACK EYED peas….Now BEAT an egg and toss it in. Mmmm…this would go great with a glass of PUNCH.”

  41. Claire Holt Ian Somerhalder TOTEM Cirque Du Soleil
    EricLr
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    The first time in history anyone from Cirque du Soleil has been ashamed.

  42. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    meeps!
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    Free Willy 5 : The Depardieu

  43. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
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    Holy shit this is the first time I have ever seen Guy in something that has sleeves.

  44. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
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    Unfortunately, not even the Incredible Hulk was able to drag the Black Widow out of the Shawarma restaurant.

  45. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    EricLr
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    He escaped from New York. He escaped from L.A. But not even he can get away from this woman.

  46. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Wreck It Ralph Premiere
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    Ewwwwwww *insert gross vagina joke here*

  47. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
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    I’m going to go out on a limb and assume someone from Nikon Coolpix advertising agency is in the market for a new job today.

    • cc

      I can see the ad agency’s pitch now ‘…this is the part where the emaciated hasbeen with a failing liver drags some ho onto the salt flats to dig for clams…all Christmas themed of course…’

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Sara
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    He looks like the fourth Stooge.

  49. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
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    “My question is for the both of you…Who would you say has more hair?”

  50. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    There’s my girl :-)

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