Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*
Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!
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I was hoping this was going to be Will Ferrell
Exactamundo!
Weird as it is this is without a doubt the most entertaining thing he’s ever done that didn’t involve a hamburger.
She always looks hotter fully clothed.
The line is at least two dudes long.
If guys are standing in line then it’s time to raise the hourly rate.
Random Jon Hamm joke.
Someone’s been playing Mr Potato with Kim Kardashian, And Leighton Meester parts…
Also, am I the only one that would love to see those puppies fly?
They’re tits, right? So, yes.
MMMMMmmmm, flapjacks !
With a blueberry on top.
Syrup anyone, syrup??
Later that evening, Momoa crept back into the airport, and in a fit of passion showed that statue who the real nutcracker is.
I bought these kids with straight pounds son! Now I have some one sober enough to blow into that fucking machine the judge had ordered on my car.
Inflatable Imogen.
…and to all a bi-curious Christmas.
Why does she have a throne-like chair in the middle of her kitchen?
So the King in her life can do her during brekky?
It’s good to be the King.
Hiding a studio apartment?!
(smug Somerhalder thinking to himself)
(hee,hee,hee….FOUND: someone shorter and gayer looking than myself. Checkmate)
What the fuck is it with that guy and his face?
It’s a fine line between confident smirk and rape face.
She looks like the chick at the end of the porno who shows it to you, then swallows.
Shows me what? I don’t get it.
—Some chick that accidently went to this site.
Oh dear, you won’t like where this is going.
I love when they do that.
looks good
How The Grinch Drank Christmas !
so that’s what Crohn’s and Colitis looks like.
“I’m sorry but did you just say you DON’T have to give Oliver a handjob as part of the standard greeting?”
Just think, this all started from some young groupie whose daddy didn’t pay enough attention to her when she was younger.
Must be weird to actually have lots of hair but it looks like a wig.
“I can’t believe I’m so tall compared to you blokes! I almost look like an adult!”
Nice Waist !
She must have thought it was a “crone” foundation.
Proper maintenance is key on older models…
Wow, bad styling. Someone should be fired.
I fart in your general dirction
Love it!
“Call me “Mrs. Robinson!”"
he looking at her snatch like a kid with a key to the candy store.
he looking at her snatch like a kid with a key to the xxxxx xxxxx.
popeyes chicken.
There.. fixed that for you.
Someone cold?
Looks like she’s been shaving her neck too often.
If she’s gonna use those puppies to hold the pen, I salute her….
She has a tiny shred of dignity
… but her body is rejecting it.
HELLO, I’M A WHORE!! PLEASE LOVE ME BECAUSE I DON’T LOVE MYSELF.
at first, i was all “wow what a hater,” then, I looked back at the pick and cracked the fuck up. on the nose my friend.
” I don’t belong here, I feel it, don’t you think I feel it. I can’t do any of these vile things and I wouldn’t WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you’re the devil. Oh God.”
-Overboard 1987. I feel this quote applies to one or both of them.
See Virginia, I TOLD you there was a Santa Claus. And if you’re not good, he’ll be coming to visit YOU on Christmas Eve!
Please honey, you are not 20 or 30 anymore.
Shit, she’s not even 20 plus 30…
You know you’re old when your age can be measured in scores
Please, please with more BLUEBERRIES on top.
Santa Claus is coming. The end.
The kid on the left must have smelled his fingers.
A fat ass, zits, AND herpes?!? She really IS the complete package!
Don’t forget the caterpillar eyebrows.
In the old days, I think they used to call that a “triple threat”.
Or was that acting, singing, and dancing? I just don’t remember.
She is so short and muscular it is hard for her to find clothes that fit
groooooooosss!!!
Wow
This picture taken immediately after an announcement that Puerto Rico had run out of cocaine.
This is all that damn Hermie’s fault. He really gayed up Christmas.
Keep away from the light!
She looks ravishing.
(BTW, my vocabulary isn’t so good… ravishing means easy to set on fire, right?)
Nice! :D
So this movie is a biopic about Sharon?
The second has ass implants, possibly the third too.
Someone should alert them that when you get implants in your ass you have to distinguish that you don’t want tits back there.
“And I said to Tom, I don’t NEED you for my movie career! So, anyways, here I am starring in some shitty play.”
She’s going to have some explaining to do if that baby comes out wearing a smoking jacket and is 57 years old.