The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    DeucePickle
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    I was hoping this was going to be Will Ferrell

  2. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Dick Hell
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    Weird as it is this is without a doubt the most entertaining thing he’s ever done that didn’t involve a hamburger.

  3. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Wreck It Ralph Premiere
    Contusion
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    She always looks hotter fully clothed.

  4. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    The line is at least two dudes long.

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
    joe
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    Random Jon Hamm joke.

  6. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s been playing Mr Potato with Kim Kardashian, And Leighton Meester parts…

    Also, am I the only one that would love to see those puppies fly?

  7. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    James Marshall
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    MMMMMmmmm, flapjacks !

  8. Jason Momoa Striped Pants Unlaced Boots Vest
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Later that evening, Momoa crept back into the airport, and in a fit of passion showed that statue who the real nutcracker is.

  9. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
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    I bought these kids with straight pounds son! Now I have some one sober enough to blow into that fucking machine the judge had ordered on my car.

  10. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
    Contusion
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    Inflatable Imogen.

  11. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    …and to all a bi-curious Christmas.

  12. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
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    Why does she have a throne-like chair in the middle of her kitchen?

  13. Claire Holt Ian Somerhalder TOTEM Cirque Du Soleil
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (smug Somerhalder thinking to himself)

    (hee,hee,hee….FOUND: someone shorter and gayer looking than myself. Checkmate)

  14. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
    Contusion
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    She looks like the chick at the end of the porno who shows it to you, then swallows.

  15. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Ronaldo
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    looks good

  16. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    How The Grinch Drank Christmas !

  17. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    so that’s what Crohn’s and Colitis looks like.

  18. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry but did you just say you DON’T have to give Oliver a handjob as part of the standard greeting?”

  19. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    DeucePickle
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    Just think, this all started from some young groupie whose daddy didn’t pay enough attention to her when she was younger.

  20. Colin Farrell Petting A Puppy
    Contusion
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    Must be weird to actually have lots of hair but it looks like a wig.

  21. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
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    “I can’t believe I’m so tall compared to you blokes! I almost look like an adult!”

  22. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    James Marshall
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    Nice Waist !

  23. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have thought it was a “crone” foundation.

  24. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Proper maintenance is key on older models…

  25. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    Contusion
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    Wow, bad styling. Someone should be fired.

  26. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I fart in your general dirction

  27. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Call me “Mrs. Robinson!”"

  28. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    karlito
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    he looking at her snatch like a kid with a key to the candy store.

  29. KaDee Strickland Nipples CNN Heroes Event
    James Marshall
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    Someone cold?

  30. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    Contusion
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    Looks like she’s been shaving her neck too often.

  31. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s gonna use those puppies to hold the pen, I salute her….

  32. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a tiny shred of dignity
    … but her body is rejecting it.

  33. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    HELLO, I’M A WHORE!! PLEASE LOVE ME BECAUSE I DON’T LOVE MYSELF.

    • SocialCo

      at first, i was all “wow what a hater,” then, I looked back at the pick and cracked the fuck up. on the nose my friend.

  34. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I don’t belong here, I feel it, don’t you think I feel it. I can’t do any of these vile things and I wouldn’t WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you’re the devil. Oh God.”
    -Overboard 1987. I feel this quote applies to one or both of them.

  35. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Commented on this photo:

    See Virginia, I TOLD you there was a Santa Claus. And if you’re not good, he’ll be coming to visit YOU on Christmas Eve!

  36. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Ronaldo
    Commented on this photo:

    Please honey, you are not 20 or 30 anymore.

  37. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Santa Claus is coming. The end.

  38. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    The Pope
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    The kid on the left must have smelled his fingers.

  39. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Commented on this photo:

    A fat ass, zits, AND herpes?!? She really IS the complete package!

  40. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so short and muscular it is hard for her to find clothes that fit

  41. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Annabelle
    Commented on this photo:

    groooooooosss!!!

  42. Sophie Turner Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans
    Ronaldo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow

  43. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture taken immediately after an announcement that Puerto Rico had run out of cocaine.

  44. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    This is all that damn Hermie’s fault. He really gayed up Christmas.

  45. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep away from the light!

  46. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks ravishing.

    (BTW, my vocabulary isn’t so good… ravishing means easy to set on fire, right?)

  47. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    So this movie is a biopic about Sharon?

  48. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    The second has ass implants, possibly the third too.

    • Jeff

      Someone should alert them that when you get implants in your ass you have to distinguish that you don’t want tits back there.

  49. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
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    “And I said to Tom, I don’t NEED you for my movie career! So, anyways, here I am starring in some shitty play.”

  50. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Happy Hour To Benefit The Animal Foundation
    DeucePickle
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    She’s going to have some explaining to do if that baby comes out wearing a smoking jacket and is 57 years old.

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