Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*
Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!
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Del Toro: I was told there would be coke.
Stone (sniffing madly) : Yeah, about that, Benicio….
On one hand I want to applaud a lady for wanting to stay sexy and lustful. On the other hand I keep imagining my Grandma wearing a wife beater without a bra and I want to vomit.
Is that the kid from the Drake and Josh show my kids used to watch?? I don’t remember him being black.
Very underrated. I’d pay money to bang any of her holes and extra if it is her anus.
I’d still bang her.
I’ve always wanted to bang Kate in the ass but now I’m not so sure.
She’d get it for sure.
Bet it’s chicken.
The bizarre new look is for one of Schwarzenegger’s forays back into action movies, David Ayer’s Ten, and an on-set snapshot was fodder for comedian John Powers. The Governator was not taking it (too) lightly
LOS ANGELES, CA, May 7, 2012 – Open Road Films has acquired all U.S.distribution rights to Ten, an action thriller starring screen legend Arnold Schwarzenegger, to be directed by David Ayer and financed by QED International
She can sit on my face.
Holy shit! Jimy can walk?!
“No Mommie No, not again!!”
Right “Please pry his fingers off of me, Please!” Left “I sense Evil, can’t move, please help!” I was Harry Potter you teeny Bitches!!
A Herpes Christmas to all!!!!
Have obviously I been watching too much Star Trek Next Generation on Netflix…..or is this real?!
Jared Leto with facial hair!
Why and how does this woman throw benefits?!
Is his housemaid giving him bowl cuts?
Sorry who?
And there interviewing her why?
Just use a pen skank!
“Hands off twat?” ~slap~
Superman, hate to be the barer of bad news…but, your a 4 and she’s a 12! So…….not a chance in a cold hell!!