The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
    EZ-B
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    Del Toro: I was told there would be coke.
    Stone (sniffing madly) : Yeah, about that, Benicio….

  2. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Larry Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    On one hand I want to applaud a lady for wanting to stay sexy and lustful. On the other hand I keep imagining my Grandma wearing a wife beater without a bra and I want to vomit.

  3. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    Larry Jones
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    Is that the kid from the Drake and Josh show my kids used to watch?? I don’t remember him being black.

  4. Ciara Butt Tight Skirt Billboard Women In Music Event
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    Very underrated. I’d pay money to bang any of her holes and extra if it is her anus.

  5. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still bang her.

  6. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always wanted to bang Kate in the ass but now I’m not so sure.

  7. KaDee Strickland Nipples CNN Heroes Event
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    She’d get it for sure.

  8. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    Dick Trickle
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    Bet it’s chicken.

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    AndrewMacCloud
    Commented on this photo:

    The bizarre new look is for one of Schwarzenegger’s forays back into action movies, David Ayer’s Ten, and an on-set snapshot was fodder for comedian John Powers. The Governator was not taking it (too) lightly

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    AndrewMacCloud
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    LOS ANGELES, CA, May 7, 2012 – Open Road Films has acquired all U.S.distribution rights to Ten, an action thriller starring screen legend Arnold Schwarzenegger, to be directed by David Ayer and financed by QED International

  11. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    She can sit on my face.

  12. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    Kitten Karloso
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit! Jimy can walk?!

  13. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    “No Mommie No, not again!!”

  14. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Right “Please pry his fingers off of me, Please!” Left “I sense Evil, can’t move, please help!” I was Harry Potter you teeny Bitches!!

  15. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    A Herpes Christmas to all!!!!

  16. Claire Holt Ian Somerhalder TOTEM Cirque Du Soleil
    Commented on this photo:

    Have obviously I been watching too much Star Trek Next Generation on Netflix…..or is this real?!

  17. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    Jared Leto with facial hair!

  18. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Happy Hour To Benefit The Animal Foundation
    Commented on this photo:

    Why and how does this woman throw benefits?!

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    Is his housemaid giving him bowl cuts?

  20. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry who?

  21. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    Commented on this photo:

    And there interviewing her why?

  22. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    Just use a pen skank!

  23. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
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    “Hands off twat?” ~slap~

  24. Miranda Kerr
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    Superman, hate to be the barer of bad news…but, your a 4 and she’s a 12! So…….not a chance in a cold hell!!

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