The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
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    Gee, I wonder what’s got her laughing so hard…

  2. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
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    Sexy woman. What does she do?

  3. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
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    Still totally would.

  4. Claire Holt Ian Somerhalder TOTEM Cirque Du Soleil
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    He is permanently stuck in rape face mode.

  5. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
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    I’ll take all three of them. Brazil is not far from Trinidad, so I’m booking a flight right now.

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    Is that a hickey from Kinicky? Ah, right he’s dead.

  7. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
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    So that’s what await Kate Hudson in the future? No wonder she fucks around so much. Better get it while the getting’s good.

  8. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
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    So hardcore.

  9. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Wreck It Ralph Premiere
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    I want to fuck this chick HARD. She does it for me in more ways than one.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
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    Whoa. What’s up with the Nazi haircut? Please tell me he’s on a movie set.

  11. Ciara Butt Tight Skirt Billboard Women In Music Event
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    Sexier and more talented than most the assholes we have today. I’m looking at you Rihanna and Chris Brown.

  12. Jason Momoa Striped Pants Unlaced Boots Vest
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    That’s the dude that played Conan? What the fuck, man?

  13. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
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    Little did Sharon know that she was being stalked by a serial killer. She was never seen alive again.

  14. Joanna Krupa Side Boob Halter Dress Top Model Casting
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    They should definitely pick her.

  15. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
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    She’s cute and fit. Definitely would. That outfit is horrible though.

  16. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    Thanks for this Photoboy.

  17. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
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    I wish I could afford escorts like that.

  18. Miranda Kerr
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    She’s effortlessly gorgeous.

  19. KaDee Strickland Nipples CNN Heroes Event
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    Wow, those are spectacular. Cold weather is a beautiful thing.

  20. Colin Farrell Petting A Puppy
    Toe Jam
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    “Tickle tickle little weenier. Oh wait…did that sound gay?”

  21. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    JKH
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    Now let me see if I remember mom’s directions. First, hypnotize. Then swallow their soul…

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Xipe Totec
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    The GOLEM! He`s alive!

  23. Kim Kardashian Herpes
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    That shit on her lip got some shit on its lip

  24. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
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    Swing low sweet chariots….

  25. Kerry Katona Cleavage Book Signing
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    She looks just as surprised to see her name on that book as we are

  26. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Brian
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    Lucky little bastard. I’d be drooling all over myself like a child too if I had that in my face!

  27. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    AnnaD.
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    CONGA TIME!

  28. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    will
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    Napples! (yes, napples)

  29. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
    Bouncy Castle
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    Bloody hell. She’s stolen Madonna’s hands.

  30. Colin Farrell Petting A Puppy
    will
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    Eddie Munster called, and he wants his hair back.

  31. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    will
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    Do the Chunk!

  32. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Jamriqua
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    herpes has a face

  33. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Jamriqua
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    sacre blue, they won’t let me piss on an airplane but no one can stop me from shitting on a scooter!

  34. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    Jamriqua
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    so yo, what you’re saying is that i can microwave some stouffer’s, put it in a pan, slap some basil on it and no one will know that it’s not homemade?

    I do it every day brother.

  35. Colin Farrell Petting A Puppy
    Jamriqua
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    in every picture, there’s a captive dog saying it all with its eyes

  36. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Jamriqua
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    Hurry boys! There’s whiskey in them hills!

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    Timothy
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    Seen here practicing for his next roll as the Child Catcher in Broadway’s revival of “Chity Chity Bang Bang.”

  38. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche Lingerie Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    Jamriqua
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    how old are you again? 25? a little too old, a little too old for this dawg. Got any younger sisters?

  39. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Timothy
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    He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he know if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for God Sake!

    Hasselhoff is coming….

  40. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    Jamriqua
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    gurrllll please

  41. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Arizona Ken
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    He’s turning into Santa, and she’s turning into the least-known reindeer – Titsen.

  42. Kate Gosselin Face Wrinkles Zappos.com Rock n Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon
    Arizona Ken
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    “About 81″, replied Kate’s neck when asked how it was feeling.

  43. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Timothy
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    “Those are butts? Oh, that’s cute!”
    -Kim Kardashian.

  44. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Timothy
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    So this is what George Lucas is doing with his time now!

  45. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    donkeylicks
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    Initiating Load-Cycle sequence.

  46. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    tlmck
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    Well I see one part of her I like anyway.

  47. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    tlmck
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    Jay Leno needs to lay off the pasta.

  48. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    tlmck
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    I wonder if she charges by the hour? She could leg press my car while I change the oil.

  49. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    Darth Mung
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    “‘Drunko Molesto!’ *hic* Now lemme whip out my wand…”

  50. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    Darth Mung
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    Taken shortly after the team changed its name to the New York Sharts

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