Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*
Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!
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Gee, I wonder what’s got her laughing so hard…
Someone asked her about her kids.
Sexy woman. What does she do?
Still totally would.
He is permanently stuck in rape face mode.
I’ll take all three of them. Brazil is not far from Trinidad, so I’m booking a flight right now.
Is that a hickey from Kinicky? Ah, right he’s dead.
So that’s what await Kate Hudson in the future? No wonder she fucks around so much. Better get it while the getting’s good.
So hardcore.
I want to fuck this chick HARD. She does it for me in more ways than one.
agreed!
Whoa. What’s up with the Nazi haircut? Please tell me he’s on a movie set.
Sexier and more talented than most the assholes we have today. I’m looking at you Rihanna and Chris Brown.
That’s the dude that played Conan? What the fuck, man?
Little did Sharon know that she was being stalked by a serial killer. She was never seen alive again.
I thought it was the guy who starred in ‘Lost’.
They should definitely pick her.
She’s cute and fit. Definitely would. That outfit is horrible though.
Thanks for this Photoboy.
I wish I could afford escorts like that.
She’s effortlessly gorgeous.
Wow, those are spectacular. Cold weather is a beautiful thing.
“Tickle tickle little weenier. Oh wait…did that sound gay?”
Now let me see if I remember mom’s directions. First, hypnotize. Then swallow their soul…
The GOLEM! He`s alive!
That shit on her lip got some shit on its lip
Swing low sweet chariots….
She looks just as surprised to see her name on that book as we are
Lucky little bastard. I’d be drooling all over myself like a child too if I had that in my face!
herpes causes drooling? I did not know that.
CONGA TIME!
Napples! (yes, napples)
Bloody hell. She’s stolen Madonna’s hands.
Eddie Munster called, and he wants his hair back.
Do the Chunk!
herpes has a face
sacre blue, they won’t let me piss on an airplane but no one can stop me from shitting on a scooter!
so yo, what you’re saying is that i can microwave some stouffer’s, put it in a pan, slap some basil on it and no one will know that it’s not homemade?
I do it every day brother.
in every picture, there’s a captive dog saying it all with its eyes
Hurry boys! There’s whiskey in them hills!
Seen here practicing for his next roll as the Child Catcher in Broadway’s revival of “Chity Chity Bang Bang.”
how old are you again? 25? a little too old, a little too old for this dawg. Got any younger sisters?
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he know if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for God Sake!
Hasselhoff is coming….
gurrllll please
He’s turning into Santa, and she’s turning into the least-known reindeer – Titsen.
“About 81″, replied Kate’s neck when asked how it was feeling.
“Those are butts? Oh, that’s cute!”
-Kim Kardashian.
So this is what George Lucas is doing with his time now!
Initiating Load-Cycle sequence.
Well I see one part of her I like anyway.
Jay Leno needs to lay off the pasta.
I wonder if she charges by the hour? She could leg press my car while I change the oil.
“‘Drunko Molesto!’ *hic* Now lemme whip out my wand…”
Taken shortly after the team changed its name to the New York Sharts