The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.23.13

December 23rd, 2013 // 343 Comments

Alright guys, it’s the last The Crap We Missed before Christmas and while she isn’t wearing a Santa hat, or condemning gays to Hell, I’m pretty sure Kelly Brook naked practically embodies *clears throat* Jesus’ message on his b-day. “My dad sent me here as a gift to you all to absolve your original sin. Two thousand some odd years from now, when you’ve managed to almost completely negate everything I’ve ever said in the name of personal indulgence, I will send you down a British (I know, surprised the hell out of me that’s still a thing, too!) angel to restore your faith in natural beauty. Try not to nail her to a cro– And goddamnit, I can see you’re calling her fat already. Forget it. Loki, do your thing man, I’ve had it.”

Amen,

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  1. Amy Willerton Yoga Male Trainer Touching Butt
    Andrew (ditto)
    Commented on this photo:

    Trainer: ‘And those are the rudimentary physics of a push-up…….Unless of course you discount the asymptotic and the Boltzmann distribution affects theories as proposed by Dr.WhyCan’tYouWorkOutLikeNormalPeople!!!!????’

  2. Jaden Smith Touching Tree Trunk Eyes Closed
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can’t you feel it’s pain?”

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